McDonald's Alignment Chart

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CHILDREN YELLING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! "We have food at home" *Puns into the drive through as children cneer* *Orders a single black coffee and leaves* vancouver 2010 MCDONAL MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"

CHILDREN YELLING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! "We have food at home" *Pulls into the drive through as children cheer* *Orders a single black coffee and leaves* "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"

CHILDREN YELLING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! "We have food at home" "you rude little s----" Doesn't know what McDonalds is "MCDONALDS! *Pulls into the drive through as children cheer *Orders a single black coffee and leaves* MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"

CHILDREN YELLING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! "We have McDonald's at home" /M Pulls into the drive through as children cheer* Orders a single McDonald's and leaves* "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"

CHILDREN YELLING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! "We have food at home" beep boop destroys the establishment (by killing staff, destroying facilities and/or building) photosynthesizes "Ok" haHAA seduces the cashier who is this doesn't go to mcdonalds because they don't serve alcoholic beverages refuses to go to mcdonalds because its name doesn't have an amount of letters equal to a multiple of 4 *Pulls into the drive through as children cheer* *Orders a single black coffee and leaves* "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"

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About

McDonald's Alignment Chart is an Alignment Chart in which users humorously categorizes fictional characters by their potential reaction to children asking for McDonald's fast food.

Origin

On December 31st, 2017, Tumblr user shattred-earth created an alignment chart featuring characters from the video game Overwatch. Within the post, they also gave a blank template for others to create similar memes.^[1] The post gained over 5,500 notes.

CHILDREN YELLING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! "We have food at home" 0 *Pulls into the drive through as children cheer* *Orders a single black coffee and leaves* "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"

The options on the chart are loosely based on a routine by comedian John Mulaney featured in the 2015 comedy special John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid (shown below).

Spread

On January 2nd, a post was made on the Meme Economy subreddit by Reddit user ghdawg6197 asking whether the meme was worth investing in.^[2] Later that day, a post using the meme was made to the /r/SailorMoon subreddit, where it recieved over 90 upvotes.^[3] Also on the same day, Tumblr user zelda64l created a variant featuring characters from Homestuck, which gained nearly 750 notes.^[4]

CHILDREN YELLING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! "We have food at home" CT Pulls into the drive through as children cheer* Orders a single black coffee and leaves MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"

CHILDREN YELLING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! "We have food at home" VM ulls into the drive through as children chee Orders a single black coffee and leaves MCDONALDS! MCDONALDSI MCDONALDS

Other popular edits of the chart include an edit posted by triforce-princess which featured Breath of the Wild characters, gaining over 470 notes (shown below, left), and a post by user is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet which used characters from the fourth generation of the Pokémon video game series, which gained over 1,600 notes (shown below, right).