I'm Not Sure What's Going On, But My Asshole Is In Danger!

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I'm Not Sure What's Going On, But My Asshole Is In Danger! is a Hentai Quote that is often used as a reaction image to homoerotic content between two males. A voice reading of the quote remixed with a Spongebob Squarepants clip became an extremely popular post on iFunny in early 2017.

Origin

The line initially appeared in the hentai manga "Virginity Graduation Trip" by Taihei Tengoku, which was posted to Hitomi.la^[1] on July 1st, 2013. In the panel, a character is approached by a gay prostitute and thinks "I'm not sure what's going on, but my asshole is in danger!" (Shown below).

A W---- IS COMING MY WAY! YES! IT'S HAPPENING! WANNA HANG OUT? I CAN SHOW You A GOOD TIME! IT'S A GAY MAN! 2 HOHOHO! WHY, ARENT YOU A CUTIE! I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON BUT MY A------ IS IN DANGER

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In the coming years, a screenshot of the line became a somewhat popular hentai quote and reaction image to something the poster finds particularly homosexual. For example, a Funnyjunk^[2] user posted it in a thread titled "no homo" on February 23rd, 2015, and it has appeared in dozens of comment threads on sites like /pol/ and KnowYourMeme. ^[3]

I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT MY A------ IS IN DANGER!

In 2015, Facebook page Anime Girls Rustle Jimmies posted a video titled "Loli gets lewd ep. 1 starring Miki-chan." Among several bizarrely sexual things exclaimed in the video, the narrator exclaims "I don't know what's going on, but my asshole is in danger!" Though the page has since disappeared, the YouTube upload^[4] of the video was posted on March 20th, 2015. This brought the quote more popularity; on April 11th, 2016, a Redditor in /r/copypasta^[5] referenced the quote in a post.

Spongebob Remix

On January 27th, 2017, Instagram user tm46_^[6] uploaded a clip from Spongebob Squarepants in which the character Squidward kicks a box that has Spongebob and Patrick inside. In tm46_'s edit, after Squidward kicks the box, the audio from "Loli gets lewd ep. 1 starring Miki-chan" of the character saying "I'm not sure what's going on, but my asshole is in danger!" plays (YouTube embed shown below). On Instagram, tm46_'s post gained over 1,100 views.

Three days later, the video was reposted by Instagram user thehoodshit^[7] and that video was featured by iFunny^[8] the next day. There, it gained over 161,500 likes.