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Tyranid Gaunt GF

Xeno GF N° 27-T Class: Tyranid Genetic experiment Order: Gauиnt approved by: redacted Is pretty smol Loves it when you feed her. "Rawr" Wakes you every morning with ferocious snuggling. Is fiercely loyal. ALW A, "Your Ex went missing?How *Burp* strange!" Loves to be petted. Will adapt to be your perfect GF. Wants your 25 * "gene-seed".

Techpriestess Ava 293

Mechanicus GF N°76 Techpriestess Ava 293 "My work performance increases by 7.453% when you're in close proximity to me, squishy meatbag." "Why are you staring at my coolant reservoirs?" "I've got your nose!... And I'm going to replace it with a superior bionic!" Claims to " repair" your machines, but all she does is smack them and call them "lazy pieces of s---". MITENSS Mittens: Destroyer of vermins "I made a power shovel for you." CAUTION КЕЕР HANDS Runs on C++, OUT OF TECHPRIESTESS Has 12 petabytes of toaster pics. May secretly/forcefully replace your organs with bionics. by TechmagusKhobotov

Alina and Aline the Heavy Flamer Operators

Krieg GF N° 114+115 Death Korps Heavy Flamer Team Alina Aline Both love to cook. are inseperable (you get both or none) (mostly roasts) 174 115 Will purge your enemies in Alina claims that she's the older twin and also a bit taller thanAline. holy fire. Once challenged a Salamander to a drinking contest for his heavy flamer. "Du bist so schӧn warт, Aпоп" Love Prospero scented candles They share every- thing with each other (including you). Regularly win the company wide arm wrestling contest. Were trained by Hans in the use of the Flammenwerfer

Hanna the Chef

Krieg GF N°2191 Death Korps Logistics: Chef "Hanna" Is basically the cоmpaпy mother. Always has some warm grub for you. Thinks the four basic food groups are: -Мeat -Schnaps -Sauerkraut -Lentils & Beans Thicc Knows 106 ways to prepare Ork. Long lifespan (соmpared to other Krieg GFs) Once gutted a Lictor, that snuck in her field kitchen. "Dessert gibts dann im Bett, "Tastes like chicken" Anon"

Evelin the Death Rider

Krieg GF N°789 Death Korps Death Rider "Evelin" Calls her Krieg Steed: "Schneeflocke" (snowflake) Has a habit of charging into enemies without thinking. muscular Likes to be on top thighs Holds the regiment record for skewering the most enemies on one lance:4 5. Thinks Sentinels are overrated garbage cans Likes to "Lass uns reiten, Anon." play rough. FF Once subdued a Terrorizes Carnifex in order to ride it into battle. your enemies (and Exes) (Much to the surprise of the Deathwatch spectating)

Emelie the Officer

Krieg GF N° 7 Death Korps Officer "Emelie" Will "accidentally" Acts cold, but secretly worries about you. order a 72h bomardment on you exes house. PAY ANY PRIKE Always leads from the front. Always saves some Kirschwasser for you. Tries to keep Promised to тarry you if you purge all the heretics in your combat zone. Erika and the others alive. "Pass auf dich auf, Anon." Enjoys your "private reports". Emma secretly steals Kirschwasser from her.

Emma the Trench Fighter

Krieg GF N°389 Trench Fighter "Emma" Will probably smash your exes faces in Gets anxious outside of trenches Secretly loves to get tickled Likes Mathilda Likes to make small animals Let's you smash out of barbed wire. Опce nоcked out a Bloodletter with a headbutt "Lass mich dein Schild sein Anon" Hates Tau (seriously Xenos, she will **** you like a ****** and ***** *****) Always has some Kirschwasser Thinks firearms are for sissies CAD

Dora the Artilleryman

Krieg GF N°20 # 28 Artillery Soldier "Dora" Protects you, even from several kilometers away Likes to do landscaping with explosives No talking just snuggles (Deaf) Deletes your enemies from afar and the city they're in Wants to train close combat with you Always wants to know your exact coordinates (preferably in bed) VORSKHT TOXISCH HE M432 SF

Angela the Quartermaster

#27 Pls Protect Krieg GF N°19 Quartermaster "Angela" Always has a spare uniform for you You're my Schatz, anon Grants the Emperors mercy to everyone you hate Let's pray together Slightly icreased Lifespan Can amputate a leg in 5 seconds, (compared to other Krieg GF) Let's loot some Has more experience than other corpses together Krieg GFs scares heretics

Lise the Tank Commander

Krieg GF N° 43 Death Korps Tank Commander"Lise" Smol but deadly (соmmanding a tank) Thinks tanks Кееps a pet тоuse she calls "Stups". are cute. Always has your back. Gets anxious outside her tank. 43 Greases the tracks Just wants to spend time with you. of her Macharius with the crushed bodies of your eпеmies and exes. Is very flexible. Prefers Jägertee to Kirschwasser. Will drive you closer so that you can hit them with your sword. Will sneak into your sleeping bag.

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