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Anon Is Confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/22(Sat)09:14:20 No.69793083 >dont like hookup culture, the thought of having multiple sex partners in a short time, or sex without an emotional connection 9 KB JPG >but like jerking off to p--- i dont know whether i like sluts or hate them bros

Anon tries to sleep | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 77 KB GIF what the f---? 07/17/23 (Mon)09:56:40 No.902762206 >be me >taking a nap >before i fall asleep i start hallucinating drinking glasses >pretty weird but i just brush it off >get the biggest erection i have ever had in my entire life

Anon has a realization | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/07/18(Tue)16:22:49 No.102138544 >British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata- Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider >no room at all for misinterpretation 40 KB JPG >American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip

Anon Must Choose | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous am i just a f-- now? 180 KB JPG 07/12/23(Wed)16:44:54 No.74001064 >playing valorant >teammate is giving callouts >nasally t----- voice >instant boner >immediately start fantasizing about f------ her senseless is there any way to fix this or do i just accept that im a f--? 07/12/23(Wed)16:45:40 No.7400107 : Anonymous >>74001064 (OP) # >am i just a f-- now? Definitely. Didn't read your thread btw

Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)04:55:10 No.18658564 >Can imagine literally any scenario, possible or impossible, limitless potential for otherworldly adventures, can self insert into any time period or become an expert in any discipline just by sleeping >Dream about mundane things like going into my backyard or wandering around the grocery store Ca 65 KB JPG >Occasionally dream about asking a featureless woman out and being politely declined in the exact way I assume it would go in real life >Sometimes remind myself I need to check my tire pressure or some s---

Anon likes Skyrim | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 160927210830-tk-ah0927-su(...).jpg (57 KB, 1100x619) □ Anonymous 07/17/23(Mon)10:35:44 No.644388840 >GF discovers gaming laptop yesterday >Sees that I have Skyrim installed >"I Love that game anon!" >Starts playing it >"Wow you have so many cool mods" >Goes out into the wilderness >Gets attacked by bandits >The bandits start R----- her character >Instantly closes laptop >Looks at me with the most concerned look i've ever seen her make She pretended to act normal the rest of the day but it was awkward as hell. I can tell she wants to talk with me about it. What should I do? Am I f-----? She's a QT gamer e-girl and I really don't want to lose her.

anon sneaks an unconscious girl into his house | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/23 (Mon)09:42:52 No.902766507 >>902761558 >>902761758 My wife doesn't even know about this one. > be 17yo me > 1994 > senior year hs is almost here, last summer party > girl a year older than me, had a crush on since kindergarten > one of the few nice older kids > see her at the party > she sees me and gets all huggy > i have one beer > she's already 3 sheets to the wind from knocking back md20/20 > she sticks to me like glue > never had female attention like this before > she starts to get really wobbly > still virgin whiteknight, getting protective of her > decide she's not safe here, watching jocks eye her > maybe just paranoia > convince her to sit and talk in my car > she passes out > nobody really paying attention to us for awhile > the jocks have found other targets > take her back to my house > sneak into house by myself > make sure dog sees/hears me, knows it's me, doesn't bark > good dog > go back out to car > don't lift, but not manlet either, so pick her up > over my shoulder, get her in house > carry her upstairs > lay her on my bed > she looks so peaceful, innocent > realize she is out > she won't remember anything > i gaze at her and something stirs in my soul > and my pants > i reach out > vhs copy of last action hero on my nightstand > remember that s--- is overdue > sneak back out of house, drive like maniac to blockbuster > drop it in the night dropoff box > as soon as door slams shut i realize > i never rewound it. God damn it. I never rewound it. They never said anything and they're out of business now, but holy f--- to this day I feel like a f------ monster and there's no way I can make it right.

macedonian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: q3U3K9km 306 KB PNG >gets shot >goes to mall >gets shot >goes home >gets shot 11/30/15(Mon)19:00:17 No.57085666 >be american >goes to school >gets shot >goes to work >gets shot >goes to store : Anonymous (ID: ROWSL38j) 11/30/15(Mon)19:01:05 No.57085708 >>57085666 (OP) # >be macedonian >wish I got shot >>57085766 # >>57086086 #

Anon is content | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 437 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)05:17:16 No.74046120 >get out of bed >mom is like give me a hug >I tell her kindly to f--- off >she is like I will never hug you again if you dont >make myself a coffee and c-- >favorite kitten approaches me to demand petting >obey him 36 Replies / 19 Images : Anonymous >im like so what I dont care about hugs from you 07/16/23(Sun)19:08:29 No.74053640 >go there to smoke >come back home and coom again aaaand I have to go out there again so I can smoke okies this is getting annoying and I dont think I can smoke up everything 626 KB PNG I got tonight, I should even hurry up and sleep after finishing smoking View Thread 07/16/23(Sun)19:42:07 No.74053952 >arrive at the chill place >grind everything I got >prepare a mixture to smoke >its going to be tough but seems like I can smoke everything I have left >even consider rolling a spliff but only got 536 KB PNG tips and there no papers here >smoke a few bowls >throat is in pain >verrrry KO >one bowl left Oof I would like to be in my bed already So better hurry and finish thus >need to wake up in like less than 6h F--- me!

Anon has a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous m WEZAK 16 KB JPG 07/01/23(Sat) 14:52:29 No.738677 Wagie thread? >Be me >Work at McDonald's and don't talk to anyone >On fryers one day when coworker approaches me >"Hey anon, what's fresh?" >"Nothing much, how about you?" He was on break and wanted some chicken.

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