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Anon hates science | /r/Greentext

what in tarnation Makes no damn sense. Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)10:43:29 No.918061582 So let me get this straight. >Have enough science and logic to figure out the universe. >Can understand and identify black holes >Can find meteors, their components, even figure out the monetary gain of their resources. >Can theoretically come up with a way to harness this energy. >Can identify our solar system, our components of each planet (and Pluto) >Can figure out our sun. But... >We cannot figure out why people 'suddenly' go crazy >We cannot figure out why women ignore the chads and chuds, but go for the emotionally destroying Tyrones >We cannot find out why fetishes usually don't have a trauma associated with them, with psychologists saying 'they just happen sometimes' I say this is all BS. You telling me we can figure out the laws of the universe but we cannot figure OURSELVES out? No wonder why we have flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers, science is b-------.

Anon's fantasy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I CAN'T F------ TAKE IT 05/08/24(Wed) 20:01:04 No.77422098 >be me >Straight man >I have a sister >She gets engaged to this guy >He drops by my place SERIOUSLY IM AT MY LIMIT randomly with some beer to get 154 KB JPG black out. to know me better and I agree since he is marrying my sister. >Everything is normal until I >I wake up the next day, my butt is in agony >I call the police, go to the hospital and get a r--- kit done >Police arrest my sister's fiance >R--- kit confirms he did r--- me with DNA >He smears me in trial, but the jury finds him guilty from all the evidence that he did it >He is sentenced to 4 years >This was almost 2 year ago >Sister no longer talks to me >Whole family thinks I'm gay now >The general belief in my family is that I'm a closeted gay man that got her fiance drunk and had sex with him and regretted it the next morning (despite me testing positive for roofies and other signs of r---) because that was his defense in trial >No one believes my story in my family, they all believe him >He is up for parole soon >My mother asked me not to challenge the parole because my sister still wants to marry him and I "did enough to him". I'm going to challenge that parole. F--- my family.

Anon respects the fallen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed) 02:21:32 No.77419064 PathsOfGlory.jpg 151 KB JPG >another night of getting drunk and sobbing over the pointless waste of lives in The Great War is this autistic? i feel so sad for the millions of lives lost in a war that, now a little over 100 years later, nobody thinks about. the people of the time were so enthusiastic about warfare, yet none of them could see the horrors that would come with industrialized warfare Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)02:23:15 No.77419073 >>77419064 (OP) # You were a soldier in your past life. Anonymous >>77419064 (OP) # >is this autistic? 05/08/24(Wed)02:23:45 No.77419076 no, it's very thoughtful and empathetic.

Anon sells zyklon B | /r/Greentext

14 KB PNG phrase >English class assignment is to change up a popular saying >Teacher randomly assigns phrases >I get "he could sell snow to an Eskimo." >Easy >She asks for volunteers. I raise my hand >Stand in front of the class and say my >I say "he could sell Zyklon B to a Jew." >Solid 30 seconds of silence, then chaos >I'm waiting for my parents to meet with the principal >His name is Mr. Rosenblatt >It's looking bad fellow Anons

Anon goes to prison | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon) 13:04:17 No.31193742 IMG_1576.jpg (367 KB, 644x654) dorm >be me, drunk for years >>31193769 >commit lots of DUI's and more I dont remember >judge loses patience, sentenced to 18 months >be me, huge fan of Oz and SOA >absolutely terrified of prison with all the beatings and rapes >placed on intake wing, then assigned to small >im mostly ignored by everyone, still terrified >after about a week a big bearded guy comes up to me >"you play chess?" >its finally happening, assume its a ploy to r--- or extort me >notice he is holding a chess set >"er, played a little in high school" >we play chess, he wins but I do quite well >"play again?" Did just over 12 months and played chess everyday with the same guy. I even won a few times. Made a few more friends who I miss to this day. Saw no rapes and just a few fights, but they were over quite quickly.

Good luck ever coming back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous et ?? popopoka think: it's okay 288 KB PNG 11/07/23(Tue)07:06:13 No.189654369 >take out massive loan, talking like 150k >use loan money to go to a 4-year overseas >after college is over, don't come home and start working in the overseas country >don't pay the money back if you're overseas your american good boy points score has no use to you. contempt of court for debt-related issues is only a crime in 4 US states. it's unlikely they'd go through the hassle to even try to garnish wages overseas. is this the ideal path for americabros who just want out of the country?

Anon is a bear | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 026jPDR2) 05/07/24(Tue)19:55:55 No.467366674 >I'm telling you Joe these bitches are crazy ahah >if I met one alone in the woods I'd run away to not get Harambe'd >no but seriously I'd f--- them up easily >Jamie pull that video of a bear mauling a woman

Never seen one myself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 23 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)10:03:34 No.189780844 >half the population have literal F--- HOLES betweent their legs where they put penises in H-------- no way this happens in your country right?? : Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)10:04:39 No. 189780861 I keep hearing about these things, I'll believe it when I see it.

Anon reads Hegel | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom]. File: Hegel portrait by Schlesi(ing (181 KB, 452x572) Archived/59/3 getting into hegel Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)15:59:52 No.23342458 23348228>>23348479233497802334980823349932 ++23342031 +233427022334308223343199233435082334007423347423 >>23348154 can someone provide the premise of each chapter of the phenomenology of spirit so i can more easily discern what point hegel is trying to make? i dont really care about his fanaticism for technical terms Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)16:49:52 No.23342631 Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)16:54:27 No.23342647 Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)16:56:23 No.23342651 ► File: hegel.png (166 KB, 673x537) Some German guy writes a book no one understands I don't know but Hegel basically caused catgirls WOODDOREAMING CATCHISO 2023

Boomer shooter | /r/Greentext

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