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Double Agent | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/06/21(Wed)14:24:55 No.65659233 >tfw whenever there is an available girl online I always hit on her with two different personas >one Chad and one normal me >tfw the Chad one always wins 30 KB JPG

Mm, the smell of barbeque | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)22:08:13 No.793853683 >be me >24 year old Police Officer >Respond to a bad traffic accident where this wrapped his car around a palm tree >car is on fire 8 KB JPG >run up to the car to try to get him out >fire extinguisher only puts out the fire when actively using it, the second I stop the flames come back up >do this enough to get the door open and try to pull the guy out >f----- is pinned but otherwise fully conscious >guy starts screaming "Help me officer!" >tell him that the fire department is on the way and to hold tight > continue to use my fire extinguisher to keep the flames from reaching him but eventually I run out. >flames grow more and more >guy actively burning to death still screaming "help me officer!" >can't do anything to help him >Powerlessly watch him burn to death I can still hear his screams and I can't stand the smell of cooking meat.

Phone A Friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/06/21(Wed)14:06:49 No.864515209 >be chilling at home >friend's girlfriend calls me crying >ask her what's wrong >apparently my friend had a threesome with her and this other chick that we know 6 KB JPG >completely jelly of friend, both chicks are hot >she tells me that he was mean to her and yelled at her when she had second thoughts >not surprised, dude's kind of a d--- but that s--- isn't my problem >she asks me if I can come over >it's kind of late and it's like a 30 minute walk to her place so tell her no >she gets mad and hangs up on me >knew I could have f----- her but didn't want sloppy seconds

anon isn't interested | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/06/21(Wed)16:32:20 No.864516285 >be me >self-declared sociopath >best friends with the hottest girl in the grade above me (her words, not mine) >she's got short blonde hair and green eyes if that matters >her ex called her a loli 8 KB JPG >we used to have study hall together during my sophomore year, and she'd rest her head on my shoulder the whole class period >"i love you, anon" >deerinheadlights.jpg| >uhhh, ok >covid hits early on the next year >best friend is attention deprived (she's an attention w----) >suggest only fans because she's an attractive person >"i can't do that! what if someone found out?" >suggest making an nsfw reddit to test the waters >she can't decide which pictures to post >"can i show you so you can help me decide?" >whatever.jpg >manage her account for awhile pretending to be her >lots of interested guys >Imao.jpg >she has nearly a thousand followers now >"thank you, anon" >mhm >"I used to like you for a bit last year" >mfw I realize that's why this dumb bitch wouldn't leave me alone

Are you laughing Reddit? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous funny green story please laugh 05/17/21(Mon)19:33:57 No.63716722 Go gle >be me >me (see woman character) >me have sex with woman >funny story happen >punchline >unexpected ending 193 KB JPG please guys share this with reddit they're gonna laugh haha : Anonymous 05/17/21(Mon)19:39:17 No.63716794 r/4chan and r/greentext are a bloat on humanity. >>63717109 # : Anonymous 05/17/21(Mon)19:39:37 No.63716798 >>63716722 (OP) # Wow I didnt see that ending coming! Get me in the screenshot! >>63717054 #

Anon lives in a trailer park | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/06/21(Wed)16:39:06 No.864523548 >Be Me >Live in a bad neighborhood >Neighbors are freaks >They constantly destroy my s--- and trespass >I go to swim in my pool one hot day >Mfw They're in the pool again 145 KB PNG

Anon orders McDonald’s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous worst fastfood experience? 04/12/21(Mon)09:29:17 No.15929124 > be me > jew it up with McDonald's app for sweet coupons > name myself "Tyrone McNigger" > decided to order 20 pc nuggies and large fry > do mobile order and decide to pick up 23 KB JPG > when I walk inside there's commotion happening. All workers are black > An extremely mad nog is yelling "AYO I GOT AN ORDER FOR TYRONE MCNIGGER IF YOU AINT A BITCH COME PICK UP YA FOOD" > "YOU ARE YOU TYRONE?" >"n..no I'm just hear to use the bathroom" > worker starts chimping out and yelling at everyone in the store who's order this is. > go in bathroom and then instantly leave right after Why did nobody tell me that they can see your name? I thought they were just order numbers? Is there a political reason for this do they wanna signal us out

Anon finds turtle snacks. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)00:52:55 No.864509818 >knock on door >huh, wasn't expecting visitors >open it >pizza delivey has been left >didn't order pizza >delivery guy has already left >knock on my neighbours door >no answer >repeat for second neighbor >no answer >fuckit.jpg >eat the pizza and burger >2 minutes later hear a knock >two small girls >figured they are hear for the food I just ate >f--- >dont answer because I feel guilty Am I an a------ /b/?

Anon becomes gay | /r/Greentext

> Be me > 18 year old loner in HS > Have best friend > He's a fruit > Despite this, really nice guy > Spend all my HS gf less. > Crush literally laughs in my face when I ask her out on a date > Friend always there for me · Always doing cool stuff with him > Spending night at his house one night > Talking about girl's and other stuff > Mention that I'm 99% sure I'm gonna die alone > "Neither of us are gonna get any girl as school anon. Hopefully things change once we hit college right?" > He likes girls, sure "If you and me are single later on we could just get married for tax banifts" > He laughs and we move on > 8 years later > Out of college, s----- job, never even touched a boob > Lost touch with friend, but still talk once in a blue moon. > Drunk one night, look him up > He came out, not surprising > He has a great job now, owns a house, and a business, all at the age of 26, still single. > Message him, he responds almost instantly > We talk, decide to catch up > He jokes about the tax thing, says if l'm ever desperate we can still do it > Jokingly ask him "on a coffee date" > We're meeting up tomorrow Well guys, the hetero life was miserable. Gonna go get my tax benefit husband tomorrow.

Anon Dates a Filthy Libtard | /r/Greentext

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