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Anons vidya revenge. | /r/Greentext

Anon fools the woke pricing market | /r/Greentext

>be me >midwestfag so not used to the woke pricing market >typically spend $9 on a meal plus a $2 tip >drive to big city 2 hrs away full of wokies 279 KB PNG >eat at restaurant >get like 7 ounces of food for $29 >realizesomething.mp3 >you can literally just not pay and walk out. They don't know who i am because i'm not from big city >literally just don't pay and get a fre small meal >holyfuckingshititworksguys.ogg Take the dine-n-dash pills,anons

Anon learns that life isn't like anime | /r/Greentext

File: main-qimg-b15a3d253ed7c13(...).jpg (69 KB, 500x456) Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)17:56:24 No.70180663 >Finishing the day with chin ups >Last set, about to fail >Think about Goku training in the gravity machine >MOTIVATED >Manage to finish all reps >Hell yeah >Immediately vomit Man f--- this s--- no one ever vomited in Dragon Ball Z

anon is very generous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: P6eq5TtV ONE F------ H------ 1.34 MB JPG PLEASE ANONS WEAR LATEX-SENSITIVE GLOVES WHEN GIVING HANDJOBS TO HOMELESS PEOPLE 08/03/22(Wed)04:13:19 No.389487827 That's all it took, one h------ after probably 20 years of not giving Handjobs to the Homeless. There was a qt homeless man who I thought I should help out so gave him a standard h------. Blisters have started this morning, by this afternoon the main part where his semen touched me has expanded 20x. : Anonymous (ID: 95Ze1vNo PRE >>389510375 # >>389487827 (OP) # Bless you for your service to the less fortunate <3 08/03/22(Wed)04:14:54 No.389487943 1.62 MB JPG : Anonymous (ID: P6eq5TtV) 08/03/22(Wed)04:15:14 No.389487961 sorry better pic

Anon dislikes society | /r/Greentext

Women's sexual partners before 40% 30% 30% 25% 20% TEN ON 0% partners their first marriage i REALLY wish we were born in a different era 1partner 4-5 partner Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)05:18:43 No.72463014 [Reply] virgins before m 1990 2000 Source National Survey of Family Grow >tattoos >all women dressed like sluts >hyper sexual society >women had to find jobs and husbands instead of stripping online >yoga pants >literal high s----------- walking around in bras and lingerie >no smartphones >no trannies >no $2000 rent + 10 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/06/23(Mon)09:17:10 No.72465428 >>72464752 Thats woman logic for ya.

Anon is sensitive | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/05/23 (Sun)14:31:54 No.895391176 File: 358363543.gif (1.14 MB, 498x424) >>895386946 (OP) >i poo poo myself haha expressive verbiage about childish topic funny xd I hate you lying n------ with a passion so let me tell a real true story >going to the gym one day >always stop by gas station on the way there and get an energy drink >see this new kind that I've never tried before >"C4 Energy" with something called "CarnoSyn" which at the time I did not realize was beta-alanine >why not, buy one to try it >drink it on my way there >check into the gym and start doing back and shoulders >by the time I finish my overhead press I can feel my back starting to tingle >w--.jpg >few minutes later, entire back feels like it's on fire >tingling sensation is now moving into arms and legs >figure the feeling will go away if I do more reps >continue my workout but the sensation only gets stronger >can't even focus anymore, my entire back feels like it's being scraped with rusty nails >can't take it anymore >rip my shirt off and rush over to the water fountain >start spraying my back with ice cold water in front of everyone >gymbunny looking at me, can't tell if she was mirin or in shock >another gymbro comes over and asks me what the f--- I'm doing >can only reply with "IT FEELS LIKE ACID ON MY BACK" >gym owner thought I was high on crack or something >tingling sensation lasts for 3 hours, went to hospital, found out I'm extremely sensitive to beta-alanine >never go back to that gym

Anon on "blues" f.c | /r/Greentext

Anonymous: 03/05/23(Sun)16:13:50 No.129741019 >Liverpool scored 7 in 90 minutes >Chelsea have scored 7 in 119 days. >>129741116 # Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)16:16:06 No.129741116 >>129741019 # I'll always find time to laugh at Chelsea

that shit is wild | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: LuqGpVh0) — Pregnancy as "get out of jail (...) Corod 03/06/23 (Mon)17:27:12 No.418679961 OFFICER POLVE POUNTAIN PO CO. FOUNTAIN POLICE Andrea-Serrano.jpg 61 KB JPG 1859 >be woman >r--- a 13 year old boy >get pregnant >mfw i destroyed the boys life and robbed his childhood >mfw i don't have to face jail time, because of pregnancy >mfw i have child custody as a sexual offender And women say they're treated harder than men... Mark my words: the moment he gets 18 years old, she wants him to pay alimony.

Anon makes hot chocolate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/06/23(Mon)19:42:04 No.72467650 >retarded >make hot chocolate >too hot :( >impatient >put ice cubes in hot chocolate (see first line for why) >it kinda helps Sometimes, it pays to be mentally challenged

Anon plays TF2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21.37 No.162690541 [-] ITT Disturbing stuff you've done once during gaming >Playing TF2 >The server is filled with little bratty kids >Get really horny >Decide to lube up my small mic and stick it up my ass while I turn the volume all the way up >The vibrations of their loud voices penetrate me greatly >I start to moan loudly as I begin to masturbate like crazy >The kids begin a shouting match over something stupid >The shouts begin to massage my prostate >l begin to fap harder as their loud voices make me reach climax >Suddenly a little boy playing as a scout approaches me and asks why I'm moaning >I say nothing as I continue to pleasure myself like a dirty w---- >He goes up to me and whispers loudly "stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it >His mere words begin tapping my prostate 1 yell "SAY IT LOUDER, MAKE ME CUMP >He does it louder and louder until I bust the biggest load that hits my c-- rag >I decide to gift the kid a strange holy mackerel >He thanks me greatly >I say "No no, THANK you-" and just leave you guys should really try it though... Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21:38 No.162690702 [+]>>162699967 >>162691036 Sweet lording (43 KB, 404x483) indb google

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