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Anon gets saved by a hero | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: b0i8mKM9) 04/25/14(Fri) 14:11:39 No.543818057 > Be year 2040, women rule the world > Rihanna is their leader > Be stuck in concentration camp for men 83 KB PNG > Rihanna killing all the dudes because they found a way to reproduce without us > Group of us overpower gaurdesses > Be running > Get surrounded > standoff.PNG > all of a sudden a masked hero appears, with his schlong flapping in the wind > beats up all the women > sets all the dudes free > much wow, many thanks > takes mask off > mfw it was Chris Brown

Anon is wise in the ways of women geopolitics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 63voawTh nk you fe 2.41 MB PNG 08/06/22(Sat)23:06:13 No.389971467 What caused the collapse of modest dressing? : Anonymous (ID: pNIZ2apQ : Anonymous (ID: (xKMSggZY) >>389971969 # 08/06/22(Sat)23:08:07 No.389971645 08/06/22(Sat)23:09:07 No.389971743 : Anonymous (ID: k2gd8Bed >>389971467 (OP) # Its women version of arms race but there is no global treaty in sight 08/06/22(Sat)23:10:03 No.389971827 >>389972383 # >>389973164 # >>389973209 # >>389974018 # >>389974255 # >>389974816 # >>389974879 # >>389975185 # >>389975784 # >>389977060 # >>389977545 # >>389977606 # >>389978285 # >>389978415 #

Anons dad about to make mom Spaghetti | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FRAGIL 50 KB JPG 11/14/21(Sun)05:11:56 No.66153586 >parents are fighting >me: somehow misinterpret this as a rap battle, and bust through the door beat boxing

Anon doesn't know how to read the room | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 47 KB JPG Anonymous 08/08/22(Mon)12:17:21 >looks better than 99.9% of /b/ No.883522626 Why is this so hard for you to accept? 08/08/22(Mon)12:18:29 No.883522679 that isn't a high bar anon

Anon enjoys btd6. | /r/Greentext

Monkey Anonymous 08/08/22(Mon)11:50:20 No.883506963 [Reply] ► >be me >Accidently wake up at 5am >Can't sleep >Take phone >BTD6 >Boss event! >Defeat normal bloonarius >Fall asleep after >Wake up 11am Thank you, btd6

Anon fucks up | /r/Greentext

/v/ - Video Games Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:06:01 No.459443806 >>459444131 >>459444212 >>459444351 >>459444487 >>459444502 >>459444553 >>459444685 >>459444879 >>459444890 >>459444905 >>459445053 >>459445313 >>459445493 >>459445682 >>459446376 >>459446550 >>459447064 >>459447101 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447668 >>459441153 >used to walk home from the bus stop every day with a cute tomboy in highschool and we got relatively close >she signed my yearbook at the end of senior year, but I never bothered to look at it >never saw her again after high school >looked back over my yearbook for s---- and giggles after about 10 years, turns out she left her phone number and a message saying that she wanted to hang out with me in the summer and to keep in contact I f----- up Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:09:31 No.459444212 File: 1371254366387.png (30 KB, 341x317) af at V MO - I oblidaye W ocz Sa fort A Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:19:58 No.459445313 ► File: Angry Seiba.png (608 KB, 1162x808) You are not f-----. LIVE 20 Here tist ANGRY >>459443806 WELSH HOW DO YOU F--- UP THIS BADLY YOU TROGLODYTE, YOU HAD THE CHANCE I WILL NEVER F------ GET AND YOU NOISESS F------ NUKED IT WERDE Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:31:53 No.459446550 >>459446673 >>459446692 >>459446737 >>459446761 >>459446776 >>459446813 >>459446862 >>459446971 >>459447026 >>459447062 >>459447064 >>459447165 >>459447260 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447453 >>459447507 >>459447545 >>459447553 >>459447571 >>459447668 >>459447674 >>459447806 >>459447945 >>459447965 >>459448105 >>459448114 >>459448194 >>459448212 >>459448463 >>459448501 >>459448573 >>459448591 >>459448691 >>459448714 File: Untitled.jpg (2.03 MB, 4032x3024) >>459443806 >>459446550 WHY DID YOU POST THIS IT HURT LESS TO READ WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS FAI DELETE THIS NOW >>459445493 I misremembered a couple of the details since its been a while, but here BREAKING NEWS >>459443806 F--- did not f--- up. 15:38 АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА You could not have f----- up. This s--- is beyond regular f------ up. I'm so glad we parked next to each other! Every morning on my way to school I look forward, to walking in with you! I'm also we had économics happy We will have to, hang out sometime this summer text mes M really You f----- up so hard that you went all the way around and are nov on the opposite side. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:41:08 No.459447571 ► 2 File: 1256614531835.png (78 KB, 374x252) Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:21:45 No.459445493 ► >>459446550 >>459443806 >>459444502 no you didnt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the Was she cute? het Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:36:37 No.459447064 >>4594472 File: 04e810b9-1871-4c9a-bf39-5(...).jpg (69 KB, 662x610) into the Tube you g >>459443806 >>459446550 It's been some time since I was this mad. by what Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:11:02 No.459450737 ► File: 1554038483573.png (150 KB, 499x499) >>459443806 >>459446550 АААААААААААААА >>459446550 I don't even have words. The madman wasn't bullshiting and just made me want to go hard drinking. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:24:44 No.459452219 ► File: Hellboy-beer.jpg (27 KB, 340x306) AnonymoAS 07/2 INTO >>459446550 this is a f----- on an unprecedented scale no words can describe how unfathomably, File: 1460056942333.png (345 KB, 498x568) >>459446550 I have the urge to kill myself just reading this Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you. incomprehensibly F----- this is jesus h christ this belongs in a f------ textbook Avitne 731% MAD md Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:36:37 No.459447062 ► 13-30 KABA CHURCH 1&2 Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:08:47 No.459444131 ▸ File: 1552354040136.jpg (30 KB, 561x421) >>459446550 This is an elaborate joke right? right? 味味A >>459446550 She's probably happily married now, maybe even has kids. Girls like that go fast, the only ones usually left on the market are emcels with no personality. It's for the best though. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:54:44 No.459449054 ► File: Avitus.png (97 KB, 400x355) Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:17:16 No.45944505 Man, this thread is just making me sad. >>459446550 I CANNOT TOLERATE IT ANY LONGER Damn. How can you live with such mistake? I'd have searched for her immediately after seeing that message. Maybe there's still time. >>459443806 Damn son, you blew it. >>459443806 Jesus christ anon, that hurts my soul >>459446550 I AM GOING TO KILL YOU F------ N----- I AM IN ABSOLUTE RAW F------ AWE AT HOW ONE MAN CAN BE SO ABSOLUTELY F------ RETARDED AND OBLIVIOUS I HARDLY HAVE A REACTION IMAGE THAT CAN F------ DESCRIBE HOW MAD I AM, JESUS F------ CHRIST GENUINELY KILL YOURSELF. YOU LITERALLY HAD EVERYTHING SET OUT TO YOU ON A GOLDEN PLATTER AND YOU F------ BLEW IT ALL. F--- YOU. 100% Nuclear DOWN TONIGHT WHY? Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:12:43 No.459450913 >>459443806 It's been an hour and I'm still f------ enraged. God f------ damn it. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:27:35 No.459452520 ► I though I could walk this off and beat my d--- to forget about this but NO I'm too f------ second hand angry. Jesus christ I haven't been this upset about something so petty in MONTHS. Maybe more than a few years.

Anon plays GTA 6 | /r/Greentext

Grand Theft Auto 6 will have a playable female protagonist, report claims By Rick Lane published 12 days ago PicsArt_08-08-05.37.43.jpg 751 KB JPG >stumble on a random male npc >fight starts >get one punch in the face >dies VINE WOOD

Anon doesn't have a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MOM DOESNT GET IT 73 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)18:46:41 No.168894359 >be me 24 years old >get home after chilling with friends >just shrug it off "dunno" >she keeps reformulating and pushing >lose my s--- and scream at her "MY SMV VALUE IS STILL TOO LOW IMMA TRY WHEN IM READY FFS SAKE" >she starts crying like a bitch Does this s--- happen in your country? 48 KB JPG >mom suddenly asks the question again >"why dont you have a girlfriend yet" 08/04/22(Thu)18:55:16 No.168894728 >mom you screamed at me for the first half of my life, I don't want another woman scream at me for the second half >starts screaming

Anon’s point of living | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ¿ 20 KB PNG 08/08/22(Mon)14:09:28 No.69730505 Why the f--- are all you f--- saying "What's the point of living if you aren't chad?" 7 Replies ?the point of living is to become f------ chad you incels. go to the gym, pick up good habits, clean your room "but muh genetics" women dont care about your butterface if you are fit and are a overall good person. Plus you would probably find your genetics are actually better than you think, your just a fat c--- now give me 20 push ups right now you pathetic bitch. and after that go clean your room/mothers basement View Thread

A world class LARP | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Degenerate Girlfriend 08/08/22(Mon)14:48:05 No.69731024 My girlfriend is a degenerate: >1) She refuses to get a job despite having an electrical engineering degree from a really good school. >2) She is addicted to smoking weed and vaping. The entire house smells like weed and vape fumes. >3) She is an alcoholic. She is more often drunk than sober. 412 KB PNG >4) She spends most of her time on her pc playing video games or watching anime. >5) She is messy. She leaves her clothes all over the place and her room is a disaster. >6) She is a reckless driver. I worry that one day she'll get into a car accident. She also modded her car thereby raising her car insurance premium which I have to pay for. >7) Her sleep schedule is messed up. She went to sleep at 6 am today. >8) She did cocaine before. >9) She's lazy. She doesn't cook very well or do chores around the house. She does, however, have some positive qualities: >1) She's really intelligent (when she isn't drunk or high). She's the most intelligent person I know and I was a math major at the same college she went to. >2) She's fairly attractive in the nerdy doomer e-girl sort of way. I would rate her a 7/10. >3) I really enjoy talking to her. I could talk to her for hours. >4) She's really fun to hang out with. I consider her my best friend. >5) The sex is great. She's pretty kinky.

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