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Anon's birthday at ihop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)19:08:39 No.68073308 >staying at grandparents house for the summer with mom and brother >staying there is like hell because they're insufferable and my mom turns psychotic and evil when we stay there >love ihop and go there once a week >this is brought up daily for some reason and is brought up to make fun of me for 875 KB PNG some reasSon >turning 19 >go to ihop with little bro >mom comes too >she asks me weird questions in a condescending and patronizing way the entire time >l see the waitress i like that i usually have and she comes to serve us >my mom seems to hate that i came here on my birthday >"ahaha waitress, you know anon BEGGED to come to IHOP *forced laugh* on his birthday >shoving video in my face to record every moment and narrates about how funny it is that we came to ihop on my birthday >they bring my pancakes and they don't sing >thank f------ god >mom throws a fit and starts aggressively saying "its his birthday" and pointing at me to any staff who will listen >the waitress looks scared and rounds up a few people >they sing >mom looks absolutely unhinged and is brandishing the iPhone around and recording it all >I stare at my pancakes the whole time' >eat them >leave

My mans really do be tossing inn the towel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 gh.jpg 13 KB JPG >gets criticized once >f------ dies

Yo Mr white | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)17:29:55 No.21644739 >born male >become mtf >get srs, not ffs >tell people you're ftm >explain your lack of periods/infertility as effects of testosterone 68 KB JPG >after a while say you're detransitioning >get ffs >everyone thinks you are a cis female Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)06:37:17 No.21644186 >>21644739 (OP) Jesse what in the goddamm f--- are you talking about

Anon hates spotify | /r/Greentext

Anon watches Moon Knight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WGRC6MKK Moon Knight got review bombed 04/05/22(Tue)23:33:07 No.371394597 >be me HOMEPAGE NEWS Moon Knight: Disney+ Marvel series getting review bombed for mentioning the Armenian >Turkish >decide to watch that new show Moon Knight that people have been taking about >start watching Episode 1 Genocide MLISD Y GAUS ROLLING 113 KB JPG One of the characters mentions the Armenian Genocide >immediately turn off show and leave negative review online

Anon Is Right | /r/Greentext

File: image%3A20292.png (277 KB, 600x416) O Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:51:45 No. 129755309 • >129755331>>129755457 >>129755773 >>129755890 >>129755924 >>129755992 >>129756075 >129756121 >The last episode of All Grown Up and the cuimination of the entire Rugrats franchise was 2 shirtless old guys fighting to the death I guess there's been worse finales Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:54:24 No. 129755331 >129755728 >>129755903 >>129756051 >>129756087 >>129756090 >>129758930 >129759769 >>129755309 (OP) Just like Metal Gear Solid

Anon is a joker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITT:We design Saw traps 01/17/21(Sun)14:00:24 No.145245004 >You're in a locked room with a snowman and a carrot >Jigsaw tells you to put the carrot where it belongs >Putting the carrot on the snowman's nose unlocks the door and sets you 14 KB JPG free >Putting the carrot on the snowman's d--- would be pretty funny but detonates a pipe bomb 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

Robots dad gets screwed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)01:10:09 No.68081204 >Be my dad >Study hard and go to a top university and become an engineer at a big company >Get married and have kids and save money to buy a home >Mom divorces him and steals 816 KB JPG most of his money and then his job lays him off even though he worked there for 30 years >Now just living as a retired neet with no real savings thanks to it being taken And that's why i'll put absolutely zero effort into my life. Being a neet forever is fine by me. If someone that worked as hard as him is still screwed over then what's the point? : Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)01:11:42 No.68081223 >>68081204 (OP) # Good. F--- your d------- dad

anon applies for a job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous boomers live in an alternate r(...) 03/06/22(Sun)14:18:18 No.67677766 boomers: >"THERE'S A HUGE LABOR SHORTAGE, 6 MILLION JOBS OPENED UP, THEY'LL HIRE ANYONE WITHOUT EXPEIRENCE AND PAY 6 FIGURES STARTING" 166 KB JPG reality: >apply to 500 jobs >get 1 call back >it's a pyramid scheme

Anon is a victim | /r/Greentext

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