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We live in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)08:30:34 No.67792418 >go to mcdonalds >the cashier laughs while bringing my order Why do i even try. 48 KB JPG

7000 members and now I'm officially 1 ton | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)04:56:18 No.842375793 >get mod on a discord server with over 1000 members >instantly gain 300 pounds >mfw 9 KB JPG

India superpower 2020 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)03:26:14 No.161360930 OSINT OSINT Updates @OsintUpdates uroTes #Breaking: Indian Oil Corporation buys 3 Million Barrels Russian Crude Oil at a discount of 20-25%. Payment in Rupees on delivery. 7:10 AM - Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for Android 1,535 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 7,036 Likes 28 KB PNG Hey kid, want a discount on that oil? Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)03:30:13 No.161361029 >>161360930 (OP) >tfw india is now an unironic superpower trading in non-dollar denominated oil Anonymous [l 03/15/22(Tue)03:29:07 No.161361003 >>161360930 (OP) Based bussines savy sirs.

Anon has day to himself | /r/Greentext

File: R14kkDj.png (13 KB, 657x527) O Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)03:22:25 No.874457180 >Be me >Feel that old familiar shooting pain >Heart attack approcahes >White-knuckle the sides of my desk and begin to scream while waiting for the existential flames of Hell to violently rip me from my mortal coil >Wife staring at me from the couch mouth wide >Never sucks my d--- though >Misjudged the cause, loudly s--- my pants and coat the wall, chair, and floor >Kids run downstairs >2 vomit and pass out >Wife begins to weep and squeaks something about visiting her parents >Takes the kids and bolts out the door >Sit there in my excrement and howl FINALLY A SUNDAY TO MYSELF

no uAnon calls out reddit. | /r/Greentext

The door to peace is right there for him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous B 05/05/18(Sat)11:34:32 No.45161608 >be atheist raised protestant >go to catholic church every saturday for confession >mostly just as an excuse to talk to someone since my therapist told me i shouldn't call the suicide 806 KB PNG hotline for chit chat >confess to being a lazy NEET >priest tells me people change all the time >even a murderer can turn around and be good >mfw the random priest has faith in me

Anon has a son | /r/Greentext

Anon watches The Truman Show | /r/Greentext

anon learns about US history | /r/Greentext

File: trollface.jpg (49 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 03/14/22(Mon)16:30:59 > US in 1773 > get mad over having to pay tax > fight war > gain independence > make people pay tax problem?

Anon plays Minecraft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/19(Wed)21:23:49 No.789583097 >be me >play minecraft >use hoe later, virgins 8 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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