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Anon got cursed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)19:04:47 No.66819088 >one chance at life >parents name me Niggertron 32 KB PNG View Thread

Anon has an encounter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 3c+DwnLv) Are women worth the risk anymo(...) 01/02/22(Sun)15:58:49 No.354666652 >at club approaching girl >she flirts back >we talk very close >I lean in and try to kiss her >her boyfriend is there and tells me go outside to solve this 55 KB JPG >he's manlet, I'm a head taller >we go out, I tell him l'll f--- him up >common friend comes and gets between us >I still shout at him that he's going to die >common friend tells me to stfu cause the dude is carrying a gun >i chicken up and leave the scene >manlet calls me a bitch as I leave >I don't respond >been thinking about this and what I should've done for 3 days now | F---

anon does not believe in the flying tube | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:17:47 No.291316 >yeah bro you just take the flying tube to the other side of the world! it's that simple! does anyone actually believe in this s---? 212 KB JPG

nikokado suicide prevention | /r/Greentext

Anon is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)09:47:22 No.66816139 >decide to keep track of how many times i masturbate this year >just finished my 12th fap 2 days into the year 111 KB PNG 28 Replies / 16 Images View Thread

Anon isn't braindead | /r/Greentext

Happy New Year Anon | /r/Greentext

The Onion @TheOnion Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits S theonion.com bf5a7e05ce7c8471.jpg 53 KB JPG >2047 my reat +ife wi++start >2048 my reattife wit+start >2019 my reattifo wi++start >2020 my reattife wi+start >2024 my Feat +ife wi++start >2022 my real life will start

I am doctor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/24/16(Thu)06:47:58 No.675573664 I Am Veteran Doctor >Be a new doctor >Very new >Man comes in with pains in the stomach >He said he hasn't ate in 4 days >Don't know what to do >Put leaches on his legs >After 17 jars he looks really pale >Are you a vampire? >"Nay" >That is what a vampire would say.manuscript >He is stabbed with a stake >He dies >l remember that vampires die if stabbed in the heart with wooden stake >He died so he must have been a vampire >King rewards me with 20 silver pieces and a nice hat >l am Doctor

Anon spends $10 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)08:02:15 No.44422418 >paid a h----- an extra $10 to shout "yamete onii- chan!!-" when i f----- her Best use of that $10 ever 88 KB JPG

A girl in Anons class pisses off all the other girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds 28 KB JPG >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for

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