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Anon is sneaky | /r/Greentext

File: CD2A9086-BF36-4583-9397-6(...).jpg (10 KB, 300x250) O Anonymous 11/23/19(Sat)06:01:06 No.814682992 >be 22-year-old manchild >get new girlfriend >8/10 >f--- all the time >still play video games >still watch movies >still party with friends >dream life >i'm lovin' it >girlfriend allows it >but says things are gonna change once we have kids >three years go by >still living it up >girlfriend's getting impatient >wants to settle down >wants to seriously try for baby >f--- to our hearts' content >no pregnancies >girlfriend's frustrated as hell >breaks up with me >walks out door >devilish_smirk.jpg >mfw i got a vasectomy 2 years before we met

Anon moves to Alabama | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >l am married to my grandma >l am my own grandpa.

Anon tries lifting in the dark | /r/Greentext

F748910B-1FE5-408B-90AA-55E16AED1C16.jpg 1.92 MB JPG Anybody ever try lifting in the dark? My mom grounded me from the gym light because I'm always leaving it on; so I just haven't been using it. I don't even need to use the mirror anymore to know I have good form. Thread Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p32b5 nNq1zw [Open] : Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)20:46:53 No.55341825 Yeah, it's kinda based actually. What I do is pretend I'm Illidan and I was imprisoned by my brother, so to exact revenge I spend my time lifting so that I could go out and bang the s--- out of Tyrande. It's a little bit tough putting on the plates on and adjusting the safeties, but you get used to it. I like to turn on the Warcraft II OST on my bluetooth speaker and say his lines in-between my set. Makes me feel powerful and edgy. Malfurion can go f--- himself 7 KB JPG

Anon has a happy dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)09:36:18 No.62247299 >be me in dream last night >taking a walk on a road in the middle of a field next to some guy >he's apparently a friend of mine in this dream >he's significantly taller than me and very handsome 54 KB JPG >we walk up to a crossroad >as we're about to part ways he wraps his arm around my shoulder and kisses me on the head >instantly feel extreme relief and joy >he walks off and i lose sight of him >wake up Did I just become gay?

I can't believe you've done this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)03:18 No.82949026 File 1294042721340.jpg-(29 KB, 303x293, 1293692004334 jpg) >go to friends house >he has a humidifier >pour two liter of rootbeer into it >leave

Anon has a panic attack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

Anon has a plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the 46 KB JPG target language > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore

Anon buys a belt | /r/Greentext

>be black GLOCI >cant pay rent >kids are starving >just got payed GUCCI >go to mall >guccibelt.jpg 25 KB JPG >have to have it >go home >flex on kids >life is good

Anon has no clue | /r/Greentext

>the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

Anon fucks an alien | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/21(Sun)06:48:35 No.62430158 >got back from a hotel room 30 minutes ago >f----- a hot asian escort >despite being hot she also looks eerily like an alien >keep staring at her face but she seems to really enjoy it 212 KB JPG >she starts dirty talking >i'm completely horned into retardation and say YEAH TAKE THAT HUMAN D--- >she seems confused which almost makes me burst out laughing >she continues dirty talking >tell her i'm going to c-- on her alien face >she thinks i'm calling her an illegal immigrant >mfw she starts doing race based dirty talk about her being a dirty chink

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