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Anon gets lucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he 120 KB JPG says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah

Anon goes on vacation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)14:08:41 No.861579901 >go to france on vacation >at border >they speak french >i turn around and drive back home 4 KB JPG

Anon’s nickname was Eggman | /r/Greentext

08/20/21(Fri)20:20:05 No.861442109 >be me >in high school >body shaped like an egg >classmates start calling me Eggman 101 KB PNG >get used to it >befriend one of the "bullies" who started calling me Eggman >thinks Im based for not being a thin skin f-- crying because of a dumb nickname >years pass >get /fit/ >Eggman still remains my nickname >meet new people >"why are you called Eggman" >tell the story actually everyone finds it retarded in a good way >lol.bmp >high school reunion >oh hey Eggman I haven't seen you in ages how you my man? >bombshell enters >it's the chubster who was called Doudrop by the mean girls >she slimmed down and now is hot >omg Doudrop you look wonderful >she starts crying and runs out the room >everyone scolds me for being a jerk for bringing up her mean nickname from high school why are women thin skin crybaby bitches jesus

Anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF

Anon likes to pretend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Imaginary conversations 08/22/21(Sun)10:54:36 No.65086942 >be me >22 year old with no friends >Go gym couple days a week >Get the occasional smile from a stranger when I go shopping >Ultimately do not socialise unless it's with my bro on games >When I feel most alone I have imaginary conversations with people I used to know before they double crossed 171 KB JPG me. To keep myself sane Anyone else do this 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

Indianon kills /mu/tie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)22:23:20 No.105461542 >हर ज़ख्म दिल का तुझे दिल से दुआ दे >खुशिया तुझे गम सारे मुझको खुदा दे >तुझको भुला न पाया मेरी बेबसी है। >तू मेरी जिंदगी है। >तू मेरी हर खुशी है। >तू ही प्यार तू ही चाहत 11 KB JPG >तू ही आशिकी है। How are Indiachads such great songwriters? : Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)22:26:18 No.105461591 >>105461542 (OP) # Am I going to die after seeing this

Czech your privilege | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Worst place to be a Incel 08/22/21(Sun)06:31:13 No.65084926 >be me >ugly, manlet, smalldick czechanon >woman in my country are huge t---- cows known all over the world for their slutty behavior >cant f--- them because of my genetics that f----- me up from 899 KB JPG the start >foreign men come to my country to f--- our women >sister is married to a Russian despite them being our former communist oppressors. >BBC is a huge thing in Prague even tho we are one of the most racist countries in Europe >pic related is Milena Velba. She is Czech too and her type is not rare here at least not on the countryside where I live Is it worse or better for you where you live anon?

Anon plays the uno reverse card | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

Anon has no idea how to handle the situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)21:51:06 No.861582236 > be me > straight cis male > go scuba diving every year at the same place > find 8.5 qt > come back next year > see her again, only once though 17 KB PNG > she puts a post it with her number on it at the scuba diving club cuz she knows we won't be able to see us again aightnice.png > we start texting for the day > right before I go to bed she sends "sorry anon but I'm a trans man" (FtM, she has no d--- but pretty sure she has a hormonal treatment) > wellshit.png > answer "yeah no problem" > we keep texting > no idea if she thinks I'm still onto her Fellas, is it gay as a straight cis man to date a FtM without a d--- ?

Anon gets trolled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:27:47 No.64033474 >in bed with gf >she wants my attention >decides upon the best course of action >rams her fingers up my butthole >jesusfuckwoman >turn to her and ask w-- shes doing 111 KB JPG >"just a little bit of trolling" >mfw And i thought i was autistic.

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