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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready 108 KB JPG >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "O0000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

anon is horny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/20(Mon)14:49:14 No.841216045 >Pandemic >Millions of QTs short on rent and food So why aren't you taking advantage of this /b? 70 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/30/20(Mon)14:49:59 No.841216095 Because I'm not a degenerate shitheel. >>841217081 #

anon clicks a button | /r/Greentext

Greentext thread. >be me >in class >playing games on my computer cuz the teacher can't see my screen from her 162 KB JPG angle >go to an indie devs website >browsing his games when I find one about a button >its literally just a button with a message at the top saying "click the button 11 times to win!" >i click it >"click the button 10 times to win!" >l keep clicking it until I reach 11 clicks and then it says >"congratulations! you win!" >click button again >"You lose. Forever." >i click again >it doesnt change >i refresh the page >it doesnt change >i close the tab, delete my history and go back in incognito mode >it doesnt change

Anon says “Later virgins” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)21:25:10 No.790753828 >Girl looks at me >The image of me is now pulsing through her neurons >Technically am inside her >Later virgins 29 KB JPG

Anon goes through a phase | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/18(Fri)18:26:22 No.47414971 1524085735334.jpg 122 KB JPG >tfw had a general grievous phase when i was younger >would wrap a blanket around my shoulders like a cape while walking around hunched over coughing and doing the voice i-i wasn't the only one right?

Anon got a compliment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/21(Sun)20:41:52 No.59973539 v 082 - xfcFWAG.png (879 KB, 680x778) google yandex iqdb wait >>59972433 (OP) >Be at work a few days ago >Walking to the cafeteria with a few co-workers >Female co-worker: "You can really tell whom works out by the way the work attire fits" >Me: What do you mean? >Her: Like you, the clothes fit so good like it's custom tailored, especially the shoulders. Still thinking about it.

Anon praise italians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/15/18(Fri)09:47:08 No.38254737 >>38254911 >>38254980 >>38257272 >>38259506 >>38259665 >>38259884 >>38259973 >>38260451 >>38261346 >>38261583 >>38261592 >>38261967 >>38261998 >>38262007 >>38262945 File: 174.photobucket.com album().jpg (55 KB, 640x480) Italians have always copied good inventions from other cultures and made them exceptional Beretta took Walther's designs and made them sexy. They discovered noodles from China, removed the dog, and created pasta. They stole the idea of arches from the Etruscans and built colleseums and aqueducts. They took the Gladius from the celt-iberians and conquered the world with it. They learned about sex from the Greeks and realized you could also have it with women. Etc.

Anon is a thief | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mozarella Theft 02/21/21(Sun)08:31:21 No.62431240 >buy 4 blocks of mozarella cheese >go through self checkout >3 are fancy kind 1 >1 is low cost discount kind >ring up low cost discount kind 4 times 25 KB JPG >say goodbye to the nice security lady out front

Anon finally makes it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu)16:49:15 No.44875069 >fap all around my neighborhood, in bushes, behind trees etc >get noticed several times >"Police are looking for a man aged 20-30, muscular build" 158 KB JPG >"muscular build" >ffw finally made it Tell me your success stories, bros

what have you done | /r/Greentext

File: 1346384153922.jpg-(22 KB, 398x500, Thumbs_up_kid_big.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: Uw3JUTaa) 08/30/12(Thu)23:35:53 No.422259943 Time for a story, /b/ >Bring girlfriend home >No one else is there >Ask for a b------ >She give it >S--- is cash >uh oh >S--- is literal cash >start rocketing 50's out of my ass >Never stops >Nation wide inflation occurs >Thousands of families lose their jobs and homes >America loses its position as a super power >Russia sees our weakness >After 17 long years of war, America falls >Russia takes over, enstates communism >Because of communist laws, my girlfiend is entitled to a b------ >She begins s------- rubbles, 10,000 a second >inflation occurs again >Russian controlled America falls victim to widespread poverty >The cycle continues >mfw despite spiraling the world into chaos I still got head Anonymous (ID: 6timwWoF) 08/30/12(Thu)23:36:36 No.422260087 wat Anonymous (ID: 12TZNJ+A) 08/30/12(Thu)23:37:27 No.422260236 wat Anonymous (ID: FZIVPL9X) 08/30/12(Thu)23:38:04 No.422260347 wat

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