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I also look like this and say this. | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] Replies: 23 / Images: 1/Posters: 17 / Page: 2 [Update] [ Auto] File: 1620722874193.png (28 KB, 330x440) A Ỡ Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)00:53:43 No.226738292 >>226738355>>226738362 based >>226738377 >>226738381 >>226738382 >>226738514 >>226738535>>226738566 >LJDAJFKLDAJFIODAFDALKFJADOIGJKFCVJ AZSDLKFJDAIPOFGJQAEPOIEJFLKADJFKLOJ DAJG; KLADJFKIAKOSDPJGDALKJDALJHFGAD IJFADLKJFADSLKFHJQWAREIOJHA;LKDJFLD JHGA;DLKJFDA;FIKIAPEUJF;LKAJDFKLDJA ;KLJCVKLADHJNFLDAJNMCLKADJEIPJTRFOI ALDHJFGKL;ADJFLDAKJFDLAKFJGDLAKFJNA Based >>226738568 >>226738569 >>226738583 >>226738642 >>226738659 DLKJFHGERIPOJFLKADJNFLKNMCK Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu)00:54:54 No.226738316 Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu)00:55:16 No.226738322 Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu)00:55:30 No.226738328 I look like this and say this

Seriously, why? | /r/Greentext

>be you >on 4chan Why? 1h (9/5 6:21). 905549172 61 Re 24 Img PNG 13KB (657 × 527) apu.png ;

Anon specified what she wanted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)15:19:54 No.69770100 >be me >dating an 8.5/10 for 1 year >sex everyday >she wants to try something new >wants me to degrade her "you're dumb and your sister is better than you" >breaks up with me

Anon has digestive issues | /r/Greentext

File: anus6.jpg (13 KB, 223x296) slim anus Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon)15:40:10 No.905520146 >>905520762 >>905520825 >be me >have had blood in my s--- for years >sometimes a lot sometimes a little >don't do anything about it even though I pay $500 bucks a month for health insurance >past few days ass has been unbearably sore and insanely itchy >pretty sure it's hemorrhoids or a--- fissures or both >still s------- blood >buy preparation H off amazon and all it does is burn my ass >buy this stuff called RectiCare and it doesn't burn but doesn't help >try vasaline and neosporin and it feels good but the pain comes back and my ass just feels wet all day >finally try taking a bath with a 1/4th cup of baking soda in the water and it feels incredible >take another bath and the pain is lessened so much, instant relief I only recently changed My diet this past year but it is literally chicken, steak, eggs, oatmeal, vegetables, protein shakes. I don't eat fast food or junk food anymore but maybe I just need more fiber in my diet. I also think I was straining when I took s---- and maybe wiping too hard. Anyway, there's no point to this thread other than to give strangers updates on my anus. I think if I keep taking the baking soda baths and wipe more softly and don't strain when I s---, my ass will make a full recovery.

Anon stands to wipe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 09/27/21 (Mon)22:54:20 No.863949418 >be me >24 >see statistic that large % of population stands to wipe their ass >w-- >gotta try this >three years later >28 now >still stand to wipe Why am i like this

anon asks why | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/15/18(Sun)14:36:53 No.44699542 Why didn't you become a cargo pilot, robots? >easier than driving a car >don't have to deal with normie passengers >aesthetic night flying >inflated paycheck >chad as f--- >women think its sexy >fun >only work 3 times a week >boxes don't complain about being late >boxes don't complain about hard landings >boxes don't clap like retards >boxes can't hijack you

Anon questions his moral compass | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 09/04/23(Mon)20:12:33 No.905533406 >>905523950 (OP) # Would you have done the same thing in this situation guys? >Be me living in apartment >(black) neighbor constantly smoking marijuana at all hours, morning afternoon and night >Don't think he has a job >Can constantly smell his weed because he's so blatant about it, however weed is completely illegal in my state >Finally got fed up with his very obvious, reckless and aggressive criminal activity and anonymously report him to the police saying I think he is selling drugs from his apartment >Also emailed landlord because he is violating our apartment's no drugs or smoking policy Neither cops nor landlord have shown up yet but it's only been a couple hours.

Anon admits | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I just ruined my f------ life Please be patient I have autism 220 KB PNG 09/04/23(Mon)22:29:14 No.74627050 >be me >autistic, 18 >Welcome weekend at college >make some cool friends during orientation >we get drunk, everything's going great. Finally don't feel like a loser for once >guys start talking about bitches they've f----- before and the kinkiest s--- they've gotten bitches to do >I'm a virgin >they turn to me and ask if I've done any of that stuff >ohshit.jpeg >"Yeah totally, I even r---- a bitch once" >dead silence >"What did you say anon...?" >try to explain >immediately get asked to leave >all of my new friends blocked me, notice some fembots on campus giving me disgusted looks >get an email from the dean telling me to come to his office tomorrow What the f--- do I do bros? My parents are going to f------ kill me if I get expelled for this

Anon wants to buy drugs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do I do drugs? 83 KB JPG 09/04/23(Mon)17:04:44 No.29699131 >>29699144 # >be me >sees wolf of walstreet >sees real Jordan Belfort talk about how awesome drugs are >want to do drugs too How do I start anons? Where do I find a dealer? Anonymous >>29699131 (OP) # start by doing grass. go out to your lawn or a park, pick some grass, grind it up, and roll it up in c-------- paper with a filter. Light that sucker up and smoke it Have fun anon :) 09/04/23(Mon)17:07:04 No.29699139

anon folds | /r/Greentext

e: beub.jpg (138 KB, 1080x720) Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)19:19:34 No.33711808>>33711842 >>3371189 File: foldert.png (670 KB, 1312x876) Doesn't matter. You're in my folder now. A www 2 Zadam TI N Onii-13 LLEIT G2 - Med Exi A ve 2 Br n Cand and Caradan 5 TA 11- Blus NA Morr KAINA MINDRE prosz CAD Ravin Amina A French 7 Had AX 3. Cinidins Inka Jang lala Mad caras an rara D-inu 2 S Live Arab TEVA & Ma L Chec CH FIERE 0 Moja Anonymous [ 11/24/14(Mon)19:10:58 No.33711472 >>33711584 >>33711619 Can I seduce scandinavian girls ? I will go for holy days. Pic is me Thanks. Staude Agere Apan Aperk wor A Adolon Author Ar! AAAAor! kval k 30 CAN 2 HOR:OJ Salsas) Prosim Sk 31 eran.co P French 8 F 13 - 1 PA JG Irish Israel 2 Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)19:21:50 No.33711902 ► >>33711808 This is very unsettling. Col-n TUEL Ima Kawan & Godi ATILA 2:1.de 13 Countle kepay Hopeson March kwall 3. KELL BOLE Fik 13 Corbi K... PS Baskoni Kebab W <ada KTER > Ful all A French Tunisian LAS k Mand Cod: 3ENC Ba B 2 kelan 5.1.20 Dail tanis Skal Zal Likn Duch LOKKE M 2 vide K FRE Zarad Bu gedar 5 nah abt: T Mer Foward kebab French b C Israel Italian 2 Anonymous E 11/24/14(Mon)19:20:22 No.33711842 >>33711808 thats normal Dur kit -FON: 572 TORNA FI

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