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Anon is a momymancer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue)11:44:57 No.632275280 ✓ >>632275325 0014.png (1.74 MB, 1072x1312) google yandex iqdb wait I love Al. I can't stop generating images of different flavors of thicc housewives / mothers in various situations according to my tastes It's a magic book and I am a wizard casting spells, a mommymancer and I'm getting better at it. this is better than videogames

Anon doesn't like that it's a good change | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 106 KB PNG 03/19/23(Sun)14:29:38 No.72627698 Robots, something has changed, and I'm really not liking it. >women smiling at me and touching me on the arm, even random wagies >any attempt at an advance still always gets turned down because I have no experience >start going out and see the pettiness and jealousy of normalfags when there's a girl who actually enjoys my company (drunk dudes telling me to "back off and give her space bro!") >my only chances currently are with used goods daddy issues, which could cause further issues in my life down the line. Before you tell me to go for it, I'd have her stalker ex on my case. I don't know if I should just take what I can get now, or if I keep going and see other potential options, since things are looking better now than they did a few years ago.

Anon goes to Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/18/19(Wed)13:11:07 No.110103577 >be me >went to Japan for vacation >has a very close online j-- friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group >We decided to meet up >thought he's a guy 1.77 MB WEBM >short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao >even though it's the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well >Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online >she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn't take her seriously because she's a girl >she apologized >"apology accepted but on one condition." >says I wanna play guitar hero with you >she laughed and agreed >nicesmile.jpeg >went to her apartment >she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero >pretty high level >plays >mfw she lost >mfw she turned off the game and started sulking >started motivating her >hey nao, you're a rockstar. get your game on, go, play

Biggest coomer maybe ever | /r/Greentext

>been masturbating daily since 11 years old >after first few years gotten into regular 2-4x a day >by 16 i'm working out and have a really good technique with edging and hand pressure can edge for 1h and hit some personal bests 10 + sessions >by 20 I'm taking 400mg caffeine a day and can edge 2-4h sessions lying down with a ton of p---, my collection has broken 1tb >24 and I can hit 20-30 times in a single day quite easily, also get first real gf >having sex with gf is great and can have multiple sessions within a short time span, her p---- can't really handle it >still fapping and watching p--- whilst with her, fapping every day, usually after sex whilst shes in the shower, in the bathrooms at work trying to maintain 5-10x a day >at some point hit a personal best f------ her 10x on a friday from 5pm - 4am, then hitting 11.5x on the following saturday >still watching p--- on my phone whilst shes showing off the coom and sweat >28 and I have built a coom station, 50tb + of HDDS and 70,000 high quality hand picked pornographic videos depicting r---, a---, and facefucking. My D--- still gets pretty rock hard and as long as there are 6h before sex I don't really notice a difference. No noticable health problems so far but can't exactly ask my doctor what damage I could be doing. Only main pain is if I've had 5-20 beers and have access to p--- because I will really shaff my d--- and not realise until the morning after

Anon is on to something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 475 KB JPG 03/28/23(Tue)08:22:53 No.72740370 >sperm cells contain DNA >DNA = intelligence >more sperm in you means you're smarter Stop jacking off anons. You'll get smarter and learn. I haven't tested this yet but I'm on to something.

Anon Is Sick Of Coyotes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/29/23(Wed)00:12:26 No.72741222 226 KB PNG >be me >live in rural australia >coyotes howling every night >it's loud as s--- and super annoying >sometimes their awooing keeps me up at night >one night i'm piss drunk chilling on my veranda >watching the wild life and looking at the stars >suddenly those coyote f---- show up >loud awooing.png >run to my fence and throw a beer bottle at them >they dodge it and they're awooing louder now >f-----' dog c---- >run back to my veranda and think of ways to get them to f--- off >my drunk ass has idea to use one of those text to cat/dog speech apps >install a free one and convert "f--- outta here dog c----" to dog speech and play it through my loud speaker on max volume >howling immediately stops >the coyotes leave >mfw

Anon gets the reddit experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UEUNMCMK 03/27/23 (Mon)16:41:35 No.421285176 ► >>421283651 [Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted] The reddit experience.

Anon fails captcha | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Am i stupid 53 KB PNG 10/28/21(Thu)08:14:03 No.65930789 >Be me first post on 4chan >Always lurk on r/greentext >Whant to post funny greentext to >Wright funny story >fail captcha 6 times >every time I fial story gets deleted >dont know story anymore >mfw i finallt gets to post my s----- greentext >anons w-- i thought everybody on this site was retarded htf you get past the captscha? pic related

Anon has a shitty friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.9 MB GIF 03/28/23(Tue)06:52:30 No.72737566 >passive aggressive f----- is slowly stealing my friends and talking s--- about me behind my back >can't call out his b------- because people won't believe it and he don't admit it >purposefully act like an obnoxious f--- in front of it >he can't stand it after weeks of pestering and finally punched me in the guts >I can sue him now and force him to confess his hate

Anon offer his seat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mean girl at the cafe 03/28/23(Tue)11:41:35 No.72739230 59 KB PNG >old woman comes up to me at cafe >is this seat taken anon? >n-no just take it >she proceeds to sit opposite me >her husband shows up, sits down >her daughter shows up and is mortified to have to sit at a table with a stranger, me >well I couldn't just chase him away could !! >her daughter walks around angrily looking for another place to sit >I just sit there looking down, feeling extremely uncomfortable I-I was just trying to help, I was just trying to have my coffee in peace, why did they have to make me feel like some kind of freak?

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