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Anon goes to bathroom. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)10:28:51 No.797138842 >be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg 48 KB JPG >stare at each other for a few secs >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand

Anon is a professional | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)15:10:56 No.870598958 >be me >be 15 or 23 or 36 or whatever >girl squeezes my dinger >"Let's have sexy interclock with me" >"Yes" >put my dinger in her front bottom >jiggly jiggly 69 KB JPG >spluff in her kazoogie >ok bananas 1 Reply View Thread

anon is nonplussed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous N----- cucks 04/05/22(Tue)19:10:04 No.68089285 >be me >go on r/cuckold >not a cuck, just like amateur f------ >get greeted by a wall of chicks with n------ >don't understand what guy would permit this, let alone get off >faith in humanity hits a new low 89 KB JPG >hate n------ more than ever >hate white f------ even more Why is it like this, anon? : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:14:57 No.68089337 >>68089285 (OP) # >l went onto /r/cuckolding >l saw n----- penises >The jews did this The /pol/tard brain is truly a thing to behold 1.39 MB PNG : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:15:09 No.68089342 >Goes to a place full of things he does not like >Gets upset >Tells us a story about it Never change, 4chan. 756 KB PNG >>68089919 #

Anon wants to stay healthy | /r/Greentext

File: 1514166021951.jpg (65 KB, 453x604) O Anonymous (ID: hx0aXzts 525 04/06/22(Wed)05:05:53 No.14882545 [Reply] >>14883259 is there a way to be drunk all the time without any negative health effects? O Anonymous (ID: 947ZAqN ) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto- brewery_syndrome O Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 (ID: Oc9HqqAi ) E 04/06/22(Wed)10:13:44 No.14883239 brain damage. Anonymous (ID: aXFhExj= 04/06/22(Wed)10:23:22 No.14883259 0665752 >>14882545 (OP) Be Russian.

Anon assumes the worst | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)13:19:24 No.68093745 >be me >with a friend >We're both high as hell in LSD and 2C-B >My friend says "I'm going to my room i'll be back soon" 348 KB JPG >"ok" >*a minute passes* >"OH S--- HE'S KILLING HIMSELF" >I run to his room >I knock the door >"Man, are you killing yourself?" >"no bro i'm playing fallout new vegas"

Anon has a niece | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)09:59:11 No.26166593 >be my sister >get pregnant while being a teenager by a "bad boy" w----- >"bad boy" w----- leaves the city with help from his parents because he didn't wanted to take charge >sister becomes single mom of a baby 48 KB JPG girl >FFW >baby girl was 5 years old and can talk and understand situations >lt was Dad's day in the kindergarten and the kids were supposed to make a drawn for their Dad's. >Niece comes home criying because she had no Dad and the other kids were mean to her >i ended up telling my niece i was her Dad and introduced my self as such in front of her teachers and her classmates later on that week and because i have the same lastname of my sister it was easier for me to tell people that my niece is my daughter How long until i tell her the truth? She totally thinks of me as her Dad since then, it has been a year, she 6 years old now and she has officially started elementary school. My Dad and my Mom and my sister hasn't told her the truth yet and I don't want to tell her now neither. I think my niece could get emotionally stunned if she found out the truth at this point. And i don't want to lose her love, do you know how it feels getting attention and love for once? It feels good, i for once feel validated and beloved. She clinges on me very much and 100% behaves around me like a daughter do with their Dad, she actually thinks I'm her biological Dad. I'm feeling emotionally conflicted because i know I'm her uncle but l've come to develop paternal feelings for her. I have grown fond to her. But I know my sister will tell her the truth at some point.

Anon will be happy | /r/Greentext

File: 1621492551296.jpg (50 KB, 856x1030) O Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)08:01:40 No.115563 [Reply] Unco zy Corner one day i will be happy not yet but one day o665752 25090

/k/ool Hand Luke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:15:28 No.52838151 >>52835616 (OP) # >walk into rural gun shop >three boomers sitting at the counter chatting look up at me and get back to talking >fuddshit everywhere >practically nothing but deer rifles but whatever, we're rural >notice some neat looking revolvers including a Colt Python with a sexy grip >always wanted a Python just because >one of the boomers notices me looking at revolvers and gets a big, half-toothed grin >"Well, boy looks like you're checkin' out the real man guns huh? Whatchu need is ona these" >pulls out a f------ Taurus Judge and spins the cylinder with his finger on the trigger >"Load er up with .410 shotgun shells an-" >f------ NDs into the ceiling after trying to spin the cylinder again >boomer behind the counter snatches the Judge out of his hand >"God f------ damnit George, that's the f------ second time this week. Call James and have him come check the ceiling." >boomers disperse from embarrassment and probable hearing damage while I beeline out the front door I might go back and get that Python. >>52838187 # >>52872392 #

anon is a great friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)23:49:04 No.875778435 >be me >at party with friends >most drinking some smoking some snorting >n---- friend had been getting dangerously reckless with his life >worried about him >idea >get empty bag of sourpatch kids out of my trashed up car >still has the sour dust in it >when he's distracted I line it up and act like I bought it from other guys >"f--- yeah anon, that's what's up." >"let's do this s---!" >he snort it all >start to scream in pain and freaks out. >dead silence. >he gets embarrassed >"guess homeboy can't handle his s---!" Someone yells as he leaves. >stopped drug use after that. >he's now a marine

Anon has a choice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/20(Wed)20:17:27 No.84578528 >Abortion is $500 >Plan B is $50 >A condom is $5 >Being gay is free The choice is yours 39 KB JPG

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