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Anon plays Fortnite | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/19(Sun)23:49:54 No.790492379 >be me >been playing fortnite all day >need to s--- but too into game >decide to s--- myself just this once >done >feeling ashamed >storm closing in 28 KB JPG >hear mom coming towards my room >panic.exe >reach into my underwear and pull out the s---.. Try to throw it behind the bed to hide evidence >s--- hits wall and lands on my bed >she was already standing on the doorway and saw everything

Anon gets his rocks off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5YGD0+cg 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can r--- foreign p---- 251 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: (kHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921 (OP)_# >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #

Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

5 Re · 0 Img · JPG 47KB · (793 × 786) 1 Reply >be me >work at dollar tree >new girl just got a job there >8/10 Asian girl >we work our shifts together >we get along great >we exchange numbers and make plans to hangout outside of work >she calls me for the first time >I answer and instinctively say >"moshi moshi" >she says "umm you know I'm not Japanese right" >l say "yeah sorry I just watch a lot of anime" >there is a brief silence and I panicked and said "and before you say anything I'm not fetishizing you because you're Asian" >immediately I realize how autistic I am and say "yeah..I have to go and l'll see you tomorrow" and hang up How f----- am l? Is there anyway to salvage this? Tomorrow we our on shift together l'm scared she is going to either be p----- at me or ignore me. I f----- everything up

Anon likes minecraft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45657137 1 perccel ezeltt ... Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >l decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >l take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >l call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience. 155,5 kB PNG REPLY

Anon doesn't sleep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/22(Mon)15:51:37 No.67779985 >mom happy to see me awake at 9:00 >she doesn't know I never went to sleep 62 KB JPG

Anon shoots kids | /r/Greentext

Anon has big sad | /r/Greentext

: Walrus !!pND+/6DSKL+ 08/11/18(Sat)10:19:46 No.47435677 >about to commit suicide >helium tank and gas mask assembly complete >equip mask >turn on tank 29 KB PNG >sit down in chair >close eyes >Dad opens door >"ANON WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING!?" >take off mask >prepare the most dramatic heartfelt speech I can muster >deep breath >forget there is helium in my lungs >the words "you'll never know the pain I've been through" come out like an Alvin and the chipmunks special >mfw he died laughing and left

Anon is a military expert | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/19(Tue)00:12:03 No.7185664 >Literally have a general named France Holder >Don't use him to hold France God, Hitler was a dumbass 40 KB JPG

Anon wakes up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)21:43:14 No.850171706 >wake up >check phone >accidently open camera >see face >day ruined anyone else know this feel?

Anon wants to suicide | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/19(Fri)20:46:58 No.790932821 >be me >"depressed" 12 year old >decide i want to kill myself >family planning to go to the beach >prepare my final plan >get to beach 23 KB JPG >go inside water >scream "goodbye forever" >throw AA battery into the sea >mfw still alive >everybody laughing at me for being retarded >mfw I'm probably retarded

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