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Anon used to play a game | /r/Greentext

Did anybody else play the "f----- game" in elementary/junior high? >one kid is "the f--" for the day >spend the rest of the day trying to touch him with your weiner because he's a f----- and loves it >sometimes get held down at recess or 12 KB JPG in the bathrooms and have kids wipe their weiners on your face and mouth while calling you a f----- Can somebody please confirm they played this as a kid? I am trying to convice people it wasnt abuse

Anon is relatable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)09:16:12 No.62356259 >read provided course math textbook >be hopelessly confused, not even begin to understand >go to 2 hr class, lose track in 5 minutes 267 KB PNG >go home and copy paste homework instructions into youtube >understand how to do it in 5 minutes

10 Gallon hat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/12/19(Tue)09:02:21 No.123956570 >At cinema >cowboy with 10 gallon hat sits in front of me >ask him to take off hat >head is the same size and shape 12 KB GIF as the hat

Anon should be neutered | /r/Greentext

Anon has an opinion on Christianity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)20:51:26 No.23761510 I was religious as a kid, became doubtful and skeptical in my teenage years and now I call myself "independently-religious" after reading Dostoevsky's "The Brother's Karamazov" it opened up my mind towards religion on a philosophical stance. I do believe in God but I also came to terms that the church created by men is stained by curroption, 515 KB JPG unnecessary superstitions and hypocrites. God is love. And when love is love. Then God loves all. Including the LGBT.

Unexpected | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:12:32 No.751146774 What race would you erase from existence forever? 53 КВ GIF : Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu) 10:16:08 No.751147037 >>751146774 (OP) # 400m it doesn't have the fast-sprinting excitement of the 100m but doesn't let long-distance runners show what they can do like the 800m+ races its just kinda a s----- middle ground nobody likes >>751147105 # >>751147321 # >751147501 # >>751147654 #

Anon mourns the death of her brother | /r/Greentext

10m (1/2 12:58) · 66818294 3 Re · 1 Img JPG · 62KB · (500 × 500) >big bro offed himself over christmas There goes my chance at losing my virginity. •..

Anon is a teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/18(Sun)22:24:33 No.773786349 Chandler @chaandlerrr be a teacher they said, you'll change the world they said yet here i am witha giant knife hacking open a FULL COCONUT that a preschooler has in her lunch box 58869EFB-4A23-4B79-B88E-CBBCBA657444.jpg 146 KB JPG >be preschool teacher >lunchtime >kids are pulling out their sandwiches and juice boxes >child calls for me >it's Sandy, the class degenerate >ask her what she needs >she pulls out a whole coconut from her lunchbox >"can I get help opening this please?" >get my pocket knife from my purse >stab Sandy in ribs

Anon doesn't understand strip clubs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)23:19:15 No.66821940 Whats the appeal of strip clubs >cant touch >cant sit there with your d--- out and masturbate leth HUT EMIERTHELANAE >Just have to stare awkwardly as some random girl shows her ass to you and 10 other dudes 1.32 MB JPG Maybe im just uncultured but why would I ever want to do this instead of literally anything else thatll get my rocks off

anon debatelords Mr god | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)00:59:14 No.5177852 >5178422 >>5177893 >>5178032 >random people will die from eating a tiny amount of certain nuts because..because they just will, ok?!? Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)01:01:33 No.5177868 ► >5177877 >5177888 >>5177893 >>5178032 File: 1629845357095.png (60 KB, 395x388) >Actually, Mr. God, didja know peanuts aren't nuts? As a matter of fact, they're legumes!

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