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Anon finally gets it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (You) 579 KB PNG 07/03/23 (Mon)08:05:27 No.73885693 >comes to 4chan to interact anonymously >goes to depressing/delusioned threads and gives advice >hopes to improve the life of those interacted with >keeps tabs open and waits patiently for replies >no (You)s >i'm not interactive with people on the internet, i'm just talking to the wall >starts picking fights a larping as a bigot >many (You)s >people are writing back immediately >i'm interacting with people on the internet >i get it : Anonymous >>73885693 (OP) # you don't understand. Being a bigot IS helping people. 07/03/23 (Mon) 08:12:34 No.73885741

Anon never matured past 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anon is upset | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 7 Replies : Anonymous >>73885296 # For eating fruit the "wrong" way >>73886480 # 07/02/23(Sun)22:22:09 No.73885287 I hate my mom. She yells at me for doing something she f------ taught me to do my whole life. : Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)22:25:21 No.73885319 View Thread : Anonymous >>73885295 # Not OP but my mom could die right now and I would just be coming home to play video games and eat normally. It felt so good when I left her house for another country. We haven't talked much in the last 5 years. Dumb people are terrible parents. I will miss my dad though. : Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)22:28:02 No.73885347 : Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)22:41:47 No.73885511 My mom keeps bugging me to take my meds I hate it >>73885319 # how do you even eat fruit the wrong way 07/03/23 (Mon)00:59:15 No.73886480 07/03/23 (Mon)01:01:54 No.73886505 >>73885296 # Apparently I stuck the dildo in my ass in the wrong way.

Anon is a landcuck | /r/Greentext

3h (7/3 5:50) · 642800914 · 34 Re · 11 Img PNG 168KB (475 × 475) · 383.png 8 Replies I'm 3h (7/3 5:51) · 642801016 PNG 421KB (1200 × 1200) 1200px-0382Kyogre.png 4 Replies >>642800914 (OP) >a f------ retarded ner fa ot that doesn't understand living beings need water to survive fixed that for you, landcuck 3h (7/3 5:54) 642801261 PNG 194KB (570 x 570) 0384Rayquaza.png 5 Replies >>642800914 (OP) >>642801016 TWO F------ DECADES AND YOU RETARDS ARE STILL DOING THIS S--- F------ KILL YOURSELVES

Anon has a realisation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon) 08:31:53 No.901954368 403 KB GIF F--- guys I never realized I was ugly until recently but it's all making sense now >be me, 25 >woman (yeah) >worked in restaurants since 16 >sometimes got creeps but usually left alone >catcalled on streets tho >followed, stalked, harassed, all the normal stuff but never like how my friends were >be now, working in a new restaurant after taking a break >coworkers all pretty 20-something's >makeup, nails, Instagram, etc >men come in for food >ask girls for numbers, socials, name, shift hours >f------ relentless, every single day there's a new one >they never hit on me. Ever. Realized it's always been my friends getting hit on, catcalled, etc if we are together. It's always them. I'm the ugly friend. I'm not even fat, I'm like 110lbs. I'm feminine. I'm fit. Literal hourglass proportions. My face is just f------ ugly. Even the creeps don't want to talk to me once they see my f------ face. I don't WANT creeps, but their standards are 0 and somehow I'm below that. F--- my life.

Anon witnessed the French Revolution | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB PNG 07/03/23 (Mon)09:41:00 No.73886351 > be me > a sophisticated Frenchman > its a beautiful day in Paris wake up and eat a baguette > finish my breakfast with a c-------- > dress up and go outside to take the tram > find out that its closed due to the violence trigged by the riots > WIWI.exe > call my friend to see if he can pick me up > says he cant because his car got burned in the protest > start walking towards my workplace > stops by a dinner to get snails on the go > I slurp the finest garden snails the French Riviera has ever seen > i finished my meal and head to my office > when I enter i get told that I can just head home again > everything is closed due to the protest > on my way home happily that I got the week off > celebrate by drinking some Bordeaux wine outside in a park > suddenly I see a f------ zebra minding his own business > the wildmen have released the zoo animals during the protest > i rip a part of my baguette and feeds the zebra > just made myself a new friend > I finish my wine up and head home > on my way home i stubble upon a big crowd > I walk trough the crowd but get stopped by the police > try explaining that Im just heading home > gets beaten and thrown in jail for disturbing the peace > WIWI Still better then most of the places in America

This is merica | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Bros, what is going on in Amer(...) IT DON'T MATTER >a lot of people can't afford any housing >some people are spending 50-60% of their income or more on housing >rents are only going up >gas is $5/gallon or more >used cars cost as much as new ones >can only get a new car by agreeing to awful near-predatory financing >everything is going up in price, some things have almost doubled S NONE OF THIS MATTERS. 89 KB JPG can 07/03/23 (Mon)09:40:02 No.73886343 >wages are not increasing >employers have as few people on staff as they possibly >average employee is doing at least three people's work >guys aren't going to college anymore >people can't afford to start a family These are just a few of the economic issues, this isn't even getting into political problems. Are these the end times for 'merica?

Anon almost got trapped | /r/Greentext

Doesn't seem to be any cringe around he- 61 KB JPG >Be me, 19yo uni student >Sit near my uni waiting for lessons >A guy sits next to me >We start talking >15 minutes later he invites me to drink later this day That evening >Come to a bar >See him >Sit down next to him >Start drinking and chatting, seems like a nice guy >When we leave he pays for me >"What a cool dude!" Next day >Come to uni >Tell my friend about this and mention the place >He tells me its a gay bar >Tfw he was hitting on me >Tfw i didn't even object >Tfw i would actually meet him again

Anon pretends that he lives in a zombie apocalypse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Zombie apocalypse larp thread. 07/03/23 (Mon)09:20:55 No.73886226 1008 KB JPG ITT, we pretend to survive the zombie apocalypse. >It's getting dark and cold. >The moon is diffused by a thick fog. >Fireteam Delta returns from another raid. >Fireteam Leader Hanako (picrel) sits down and inspects her rifle for any damage. >People huddle around fire barrels to warm up. Some people are eating rations and telling stories from past raids. >Lieutenant Asuka starts to play a melancholic tune on her scratched up guitar. >In the distance, you hear merchants and customers arguing over prices. >Looking over the fence, you can see an array of signal emitters repelling the infected. >Deformed creatures lurk in the shadows and peer into the QZ before running away. what do you do.

It's a never ending nightmare | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)14:44:26 No.73300153 64hhqw.png 249 KB PNG >be me >wake up >the nightmare continues

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