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>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.
>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.

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Bisexuals, according to Anon | /r/Greentext

File: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (100 KB, 750x1000) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)21:08:06 No.80048261 > Bisexual Man > F----- 2 women. F----- 53 men > Never mentions it to anyone > Bisexual Women > F----- 53 men. F----- 0 women > Next shuts the f--- up about it
File: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (100 KB, 750x1000) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)21:08:06 No.80048261 > Bisexual Man > F----- 2 women. F----- 53 men > Never mentions it to anyone > Bisexual Women > F----- 53 men. F----- 0 women > Next shuts the f--- up about it

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Anon is a real cinephile | /r/Greentext

Anonymous nosferan 44 KB JPG 01/12/25(Sun)19:58:59 No.207841975 >went to see Nosferatu with friend >couple in the back of the theatre laughs at the opening r--- scene >they laugh at every other scene >they're laughing as the ending plays and credits roll >stand up in my seat and shout at them >call them out on laughing at r--- scenes and ruining the movie for others >first they deny they did it, then they tell me im taking the movie too seriously >they tell me they recorded me and put me on TikTok I don't give a f---. I'm sick of sitting idly by while i watching America turn to f------ feces. NOTHING can be serious anymore. There can be no FILMS, it's all a JOKE. F------ movie based on a hundred year old book and was expertly made and a fantastical white movie, and we have these are people f------ spitting in the face of Art. I refuse to stand idly by and remain silent. I don't care if I'm cringe, that was a fantastic movie and I will not stand by while petulant mongrels laugh in the face of true Art. This cannot continue. I can't hardly stand it anymore, it's all decaying/
Anonymous nosferan 44 KB JPG 01/12/25(Sun)19:58:59 No.207841975 >went to see Nosferatu with friend >couple in the back of the theatre laughs at the opening r--- scene >they laugh at every other scene >they're laughing as the ending plays and credits roll >stand up in my seat and shout at them >call them out on laughing at r--- scenes and ruining the movie for others >first they deny they did it, then they tell me im taking the movie too seriously >they tell me they recorded me and put me on TikTok I don't give a f---. I'm sick of sitting idly by while i watching America turn to f------ feces. NOTHING can be serious anymore. There can be no FILMS, it's all a JOKE. F------ movie based on a hundred year old book and was expertly made and a fantastical white movie, and we have these are people f------ spitting in the face of Art. I refuse to stand idly by and remain silent. I don't care if I'm cringe, that was a fantastic movie and I will not stand by while petulant mongrels laugh in the face of true Art. This cannot continue. I can't hardly stand it anymore, it's all decaying/

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No cultural Impact. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.159019347 the last airbender.png 356 KB PNG >Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you >Become highest grossing film of all time >Promise a million sequels and deliver zero >Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie >Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue
Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.159019347 the last airbender.png 356 KB PNG >Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you >Become highest grossing film of all time >Promise a million sequels and deliver zero >Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie >Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue

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But... Bitch wife? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason
Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason

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Tipping not allowed. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)07:22:29 No.203428420 1661774731811789.jpg 78 KB JPG >waiter doesn't grow the food >waiter doesn't ship the food >waiter doesn't inspect the food >waiter doesn't manage the business >waiter doesn't make the recipe >waiter doesn't cook the food >waiter expects to receive 25% of the value of the food because they walked 10 feet i don't tip
Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)07:22:29 No.203428420 1661774731811789.jpg 78 KB JPG >waiter doesn't grow the food >waiter doesn't ship the food >waiter doesn't inspect the food >waiter doesn't manage the business >waiter doesn't make the recipe >waiter doesn't cook the food >waiter expects to receive 25% of the value of the food because they walked 10 feet i don't tip

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“the superior race” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Elonbros... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Best Gamer 01/13/25(Mon)20:40:45 No.700080313 >Yeah, I work 80-100 hours per week... >I've played a lot of videogames. How do you respond without sounding mad? 345 KB PNG : Anonymous >>700080313 (OP) # 01/13/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.700080476 The most powerful man in the world. Yet you still pine for attention like a woman.
Anonymous Best Gamer 01/13/25(Mon)20:40:45 No.700080313 >Yeah, I work 80-100 hours per week... >I've played a lot of videogames. How do you respond without sounding mad? 345 KB PNG : Anonymous >>700080313 (OP) # 01/13/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.700080476 The most powerful man in the world. Yet you still pine for attention like a woman.

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Anon suffers technical difficulties | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XIIIM+nB 01/13/25(Mon)17:35:57 No.494156421 >>494156652 く Naw, 6.25 million men in LA can't be bothered to save their own city. I can't be bothered to care. Anonymous (ID: SBVANRLL) 01/13/25(Mon) 17:40:33 No.494156652 >>494156799 >>494162770 >>494156421 there's 5000 firefighters there the last thing they need is for me to waddle down the canyon and pause everything so a chinook can haul me out >I currently don't have the ability to create images directly. However, I can describe how you could draw such a technical diagram step-by-step: >Chinook Helicopter: >Draw a side view of a Chinook helicopter with two large rotors on top. >Label key parts: the cockpit, engines, rotor blades, cargo hook, and fuselage. >Add details like the tail, stabilizers, and landing gear. >Obese Man: >Draw the obese man suspended below the helicopter using a harness or sling. >Show his body supported by ropes or a rescue device that is attached to the cargo hook. >Illustrate the man's body proportions clearly to indicate that he is overweight. >Canyon Background: >In the background, illustrate a canyon with steep sides. Add depth to show the man being lifted out of the canyon. >Depict rocky cliffs, with perhaps some wildfire smoke rising from the area. >Wildfire: >Show areas in the canyon engulfed in smoke and flames to indicate a wildfire. >Draw fire and smoke billowing from the ground to show the severity of the wildfire. >Flight Path & Wind Effect: >Use dashed lines to indicate the flight path of the helicopter. >Show arrows around the helicopter to depict wind or rotor wash from the spinning blades. >Annotations: >Label key components such as the cargo hook, ropes, and parts of the helicopter. >Annotate the wildfire area and the path of flight for clarity. >With this guidance, you could create a technical diagram that shows the scene in a clear and organized way. Would you like more specific help with any of these parts?
Anonymous (ID: XIIIM+nB 01/13/25(Mon)17:35:57 No.494156421 >>494156652 く Naw, 6.25 million men in LA can't be bothered to save their own city. I can't be bothered to care. Anonymous (ID: SBVANRLL) 01/13/25(Mon) 17:40:33 No.494156652 >>494156799 >>494162770 >>494156421 there's 5000 firefighters there the last thing they need is for me to waddle down the canyon and pause everything so a chinook can haul me out >I currently don't have the ability to create images directly. However, I can describe how you could draw such a technical diagram step-by-step: >Chinook Helicopter: >Draw a side view of a Chinook helicopter with two large rotors on top. >Label key parts: the cockpit, engines, rotor blades, cargo hook, and fuselage. >Add details like the tail, stabilizers, and landing gear. >Obese Man: >Draw the obese man suspended below the helicopter using a harness or sling. >Show his body supported by ropes or a rescue device that is attached to the cargo hook. >Illustrate the man's body proportions clearly to indicate that he is overweight. >Canyon Background: >In the background, illustrate a canyon with steep sides. Add depth to show the man being lifted out of the canyon. >Depict rocky cliffs, with perhaps some wildfire smoke rising from the area. >Wildfire: >Show areas in the canyon engulfed in smoke and flames to indicate a wildfire. >Draw fire and smoke billowing from the ground to show the severity of the wildfire. >Flight Path & Wind Effect: >Use dashed lines to indicate the flight path of the helicopter. >Show arrows around the helicopter to depict wind or rotor wash from the spinning blades. >Annotations: >Label key components such as the cargo hook, ropes, and parts of the helicopter. >Annotate the wildfire area and the path of flight for clarity. >With this guidance, you could create a technical diagram that shows the scene in a clear and organized way. Would you like more specific help with any of these parts?

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Anon's Beth Harmon reincarnated | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG computer 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid
Anonymous 91 KB JPG computer 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid

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