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Anon doesn’t believe in golden age of indie games | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)10:03:45 No.632619519 [Reply] ▸ >>632640619 >supposed "golden age" of indie games >unparalleled technology that lets one amateur do the work of 100+ professional devs 20 years ago >no Deus Exes, no System Shocks, no GTA IIls >just the same pixelshit platformers over and over and over again lol
☐ Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)10:03:45 No.632619519 [Reply] ▸ >>632640619 >supposed "golden age" of indie games >unparalleled technology that lets one amateur do the work of 100+ professional devs 20 years ago >no Deus Exes, no System Shocks, no GTA IIls >just the same pixelshit platformers over and over and over again lol

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Anon needs to smile more | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 100 KB JPG >middle of test 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week
⠀ Anonymous 100 KB JPG >middle of test 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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Boomer Paradise | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/16/25(Thu)18:08:15 No.80080352 254 KB PNG Ok zoomers, all you have to do is this >Skip college >Get the $70k a year panda express job >Move 6 states away to live in a $200k crackhouse on MLK drive >Marry a girl 10 years older >Get a $25 car somehow >Clip coupons >Stop eating avocado on toast And you too will live the dream!
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/16/25(Thu)18:08:15 No.80080352 254 KB PNG Ok zoomers, all you have to do is this >Skip college >Get the $70k a year panda express job >Move 6 states away to live in a $200k crackhouse on MLK drive >Marry a girl 10 years older >Get a $25 car somehow >Clip coupons >Stop eating avocado on toast And you too will live the dream!

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Anon explains life before and after internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>142945675 # before internet 03/30/24(Sat) 16:40:01 No.142947939 >i want to f--- toasters >grow out of it >have a normal life after internet >i want to f--- toasters >find online community of fellow toaster f------ >f--- up your life
: Anonymous >>142945675 # before internet 03/30/24(Sat) 16:40:01 No.142947939 >i want to f--- toasters >grow out of it >have a normal life after internet >i want to f--- toasters >find online community of fellow toaster f------ >f--- up your life

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Anon's life sucks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 253 KB PNG 03/22/18(Thu)22:58:33 No.763505173 My life f------ sucks and I'm seriously considering suicide >live in small town >work in fast food because I'm still trying to graduate >coworker is a cynical a------ who constantly mocks me and will one day do something f------ amazing with his life >boss pays less than minimum wage and I barely get paid and he uses the "tip" excuse >Only friend is actually low functioning autistic and gets paid off by parents to pay rent >All we ever do is dumb s--- >keep failing my driver's license so I can't kill myself that way,or drive off and never look back >The worst part is... I live in a pineapple under the sea
Anonymous 253 KB PNG 03/22/18(Thu)22:58:33 No.763505173 My life f------ sucks and I'm seriously considering suicide >live in small town >work in fast food because I'm still trying to graduate >coworker is a cynical a------ who constantly mocks me and will one day do something f------ amazing with his life >boss pays less than minimum wage and I barely get paid and he uses the "tip" excuse >Only friend is actually low functioning autistic and gets paid off by parents to pay rent >All we ever do is dumb s--- >keep failing my driver's license so I can't kill myself that way,or drive off and never look back >The worst part is... I live in a pineapple under the sea

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A rare Anon W? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 287 KB JPG 01/17/25(Fri)02:03:44 No.80077529 >wfh since covid >script all my job with python >bosses can't tell, nobody checks/cares >3 hours work for 40 hours pay >browse 4chan all day >money is actually legit decent I feel like a lottery winner.
Anonymous 287 KB JPG 01/17/25(Fri)02:03:44 No.80077529 >wfh since covid >script all my job with python >bosses can't tell, nobody checks/cares >3 hours work for 40 hours pay >browse 4chan all day >money is actually legit decent I feel like a lottery winner.

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Anon is a white supremacist nautze | /r/Greentext

maybe you should treat people better maybe you should treat people (...) >be me 01/16/25(Thu)13:45:27 No.930084090 >Over 6 ft >6 pack >Make over 6 figures >Which means I don't date women that require that for a relationship 145 KB JPG >Be gone thot
maybe you should treat people better maybe you should treat people (...) >be me 01/16/25(Thu)13:45:27 No.930084090 >Over 6 ft >6 pack >Make over 6 figures >Which means I don't date women that require that for a relationship 145 KB JPG >Be gone thot

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Anon doesn't want you to kys | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #
Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #

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Anon has proof of aliens | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3.82 MB PNG 01/16/25(Thu)13:42:04 No.39646191 >be me, obsessed with aliens, UFOs >honestly believe they're on earth >one day see unequivocal proof of ayyylmao >little guy just chilling in my back yard >run to grab highest quality camera | own, can take clear pictures of the surface of Pluto, can literally photograph an individual atom >run back to back yard >he's still there >thankfuck.pdf >take out camera >smash it to pieces with rock >reach in pocket for my trusty 2012 Nokia 113 >start shaking uncontrollably >take one (1) photo >I finally got proof >print out photo, delete file >spill coffee all over it >photocopy it 10 times before scanning it in >post to r/UFOs >10,000 upvotes Stop waiting for disclosure. It's already happened.
Anonymous 3.82 MB PNG 01/16/25(Thu)13:42:04 No.39646191 >be me, obsessed with aliens, UFOs >honestly believe they're on earth >one day see unequivocal proof of ayyylmao >little guy just chilling in my back yard >run to grab highest quality camera | own, can take clear pictures of the surface of Pluto, can literally photograph an individual atom >run back to back yard >he's still there >thankfuck.pdf >take out camera >smash it to pieces with rock >reach in pocket for my trusty 2012 Nokia 113 >start shaking uncontrollably >take one (1) photo >I finally got proof >print out photo, delete file >spill coffee all over it >photocopy it 10 times before scanning it in >post to r/UFOs >10,000 upvotes Stop waiting for disclosure. It's already happened.

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Another devoured by the jaws of Hollywood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:04:39 No.207886385 When will she return? 88 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)19:04:16 No.207890339 >Anon-n.... >She's g-gone anon. The Ligma got her
: Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:04:39 No.207886385 When will she return? 88 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)19:04:16 No.207890339 >Anon-n.... >She's g-gone anon. The Ligma got her

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