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Anonymous nosferan 44 KB JPG 01/12/25(Sun)19:58:59 No.207841975 >went to see Nosferatu with friend >couple in the back of the theatre laughs at the opening r--- scene >they laugh at every other scene >they're laughing as the ending plays and credits roll >stand up in my seat and shout at them >call them out on laughing at r--- scenes and ruining the movie for others >first they deny they did it, then they tell me im taking the movie too seriously >they tell me they recorded me and put me on TikTok I don't give a f---. I'm sick of sitting idly by while i watching America turn to f------ feces. NOTHING can be serious anymore. There can be no FILMS, it's all a JOKE. F------ movie based on a hundred year old book and was expertly made and a fantastical white movie, and we have these are people f------ spitting in the face of Art. I refuse to stand idly by and remain silent. I don't care if I'm cringe, that was a fantastic movie and I will not stand by while petulant mongrels laugh in the face of true Art. This cannot continue. I can't hardly stand it anymore, it's all decaying/
Anonymous nosferan 44 KB JPG 01/12/25(Sun)19:58:59 No.207841975 >went to see Nosferatu with friend >couple in the back of the theatre laughs at the opening r--- scene >they laugh at every other scene >they're laughing as the ending plays and credits roll >stand up in my seat and shout at them >call them out on laughing at r--- scenes and ruining the movie for others >first they deny they did it, then they tell me im taking the movie too seriously >they tell me they recorded me and put me on TikTok I don't give a f---. I'm sick of sitting idly by while i watching America turn to f------ feces. NOTHING can be serious anymore. There can be no FILMS, it's all a JOKE. F------ movie based on a hundred year old book and was expertly made and a fantastical white movie, and we have these are people f------ spitting in the face of Art. I refuse to stand idly by and remain silent. I don't care if I'm cringe, that was a fantastic movie and I will not stand by while petulant mongrels laugh in the face of true Art. This cannot continue. I can't hardly stand it anymore, it's all decaying/

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Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.159019347 the last airbender.png 356 KB PNG >Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you >Become highest grossing film of all time >Promise a million sequels and deliver zero >Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie >Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue
Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.159019347 the last airbender.png 356 KB PNG >Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you >Become highest grossing film of all time >Promise a million sequels and deliver zero >Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie >Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue

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Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason
Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason

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Tipping not allowed. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)07:22:29 No.203428420 1661774731811789.jpg 78 KB JPG >waiter doesn't grow the food >waiter doesn't ship the food >waiter doesn't inspect the food >waiter doesn't manage the business >waiter doesn't make the recipe >waiter doesn't cook the food >waiter expects to receive 25% of the value of the food because they walked 10 feet i don't tip
Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)07:22:29 No.203428420 1661774731811789.jpg 78 KB JPG >waiter doesn't grow the food >waiter doesn't ship the food >waiter doesn't inspect the food >waiter doesn't manage the business >waiter doesn't make the recipe >waiter doesn't cook the food >waiter expects to receive 25% of the value of the food because they walked 10 feet i don't tip

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Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anonymous Best Gamer 01/13/25(Mon)20:40:45 No.700080313 >Yeah, I work 80-100 hours per week... >I've played a lot of videogames. How do you respond without sounding mad? 345 KB PNG : Anonymous >>700080313 (OP) # 01/13/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.700080476 The most powerful man in the world. Yet you still pine for attention like a woman.
Anonymous Best Gamer 01/13/25(Mon)20:40:45 No.700080313 >Yeah, I work 80-100 hours per week... >I've played a lot of videogames. How do you respond without sounding mad? 345 KB PNG : Anonymous >>700080313 (OP) # 01/13/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.700080476 The most powerful man in the world. Yet you still pine for attention like a woman.

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Anon suffers technical difficulties | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XIIIM+nB 01/13/25(Mon)17:35:57 No.494156421 >>494156652 く Naw, 6.25 million men in LA can't be bothered to save their own city. I can't be bothered to care. Anonymous (ID: SBVANRLL) 01/13/25(Mon) 17:40:33 No.494156652 >>494156799 >>494162770 >>494156421 there's 5000 firefighters there the last thing they need is for me to waddle down the canyon and pause everything so a chinook can haul me out >I currently don't have the ability to create images directly. However, I can describe how you could draw such a technical diagram step-by-step: >Chinook Helicopter: >Draw a side view of a Chinook helicopter with two large rotors on top. >Label key parts: the cockpit, engines, rotor blades, cargo hook, and fuselage. >Add details like the tail, stabilizers, and landing gear. >Obese Man: >Draw the obese man suspended below the helicopter using a harness or sling. >Show his body supported by ropes or a rescue device that is attached to the cargo hook. >Illustrate the man's body proportions clearly to indicate that he is overweight. >Canyon Background: >In the background, illustrate a canyon with steep sides. Add depth to show the man being lifted out of the canyon. >Depict rocky cliffs, with perhaps some wildfire smoke rising from the area. >Wildfire: >Show areas in the canyon engulfed in smoke and flames to indicate a wildfire. >Draw fire and smoke billowing from the ground to show the severity of the wildfire. >Flight Path & Wind Effect: >Use dashed lines to indicate the flight path of the helicopter. >Show arrows around the helicopter to depict wind or rotor wash from the spinning blades. >Annotations: >Label key components such as the cargo hook, ropes, and parts of the helicopter. >Annotate the wildfire area and the path of flight for clarity. >With this guidance, you could create a technical diagram that shows the scene in a clear and organized way. Would you like more specific help with any of these parts?
Anonymous (ID: XIIIM+nB 01/13/25(Mon)17:35:57 No.494156421 >>494156652 く Naw, 6.25 million men in LA can't be bothered to save their own city. I can't be bothered to care. Anonymous (ID: SBVANRLL) 01/13/25(Mon) 17:40:33 No.494156652 >>494156799 >>494162770 >>494156421 there's 5000 firefighters there the last thing they need is for me to waddle down the canyon and pause everything so a chinook can haul me out >I currently don't have the ability to create images directly. However, I can describe how you could draw such a technical diagram step-by-step: >Chinook Helicopter: >Draw a side view of a Chinook helicopter with two large rotors on top. >Label key parts: the cockpit, engines, rotor blades, cargo hook, and fuselage. >Add details like the tail, stabilizers, and landing gear. >Obese Man: >Draw the obese man suspended below the helicopter using a harness or sling. >Show his body supported by ropes or a rescue device that is attached to the cargo hook. >Illustrate the man's body proportions clearly to indicate that he is overweight. >Canyon Background: >In the background, illustrate a canyon with steep sides. Add depth to show the man being lifted out of the canyon. >Depict rocky cliffs, with perhaps some wildfire smoke rising from the area. >Wildfire: >Show areas in the canyon engulfed in smoke and flames to indicate a wildfire. >Draw fire and smoke billowing from the ground to show the severity of the wildfire. >Flight Path & Wind Effect: >Use dashed lines to indicate the flight path of the helicopter. >Show arrows around the helicopter to depict wind or rotor wash from the spinning blades. >Annotations: >Label key components such as the cargo hook, ropes, and parts of the helicopter. >Annotate the wildfire area and the path of flight for clarity. >With this guidance, you could create a technical diagram that shows the scene in a clear and organized way. Would you like more specific help with any of these parts?

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Anon's Beth Harmon reincarnated | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG computer 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid
Anonymous 91 KB JPG computer 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid

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Anon likes Wigglytuff for no particular reason | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: JIC820Dq) I 01/12/25(Sun)09:17:55 No.494087455 DECLARE WAR Trade Demand Discuss Elder Wigglytuff of Guild Tribe Hello! Welcome to welcome to Wigglytuff's Guild! NEUTRAL Goodbye hope we can be friends in the future! And I'm of course Wigglytuff!! wigglytuff.png 2.43 MB PNG Wigglytuff would be or become a genuine Fascist I think. Here are my reasons: >He has that whole "family friendly" and "wholesome" vibe going on >He would probably be really into the traditional Victorian aesthetic or old white Americana culture >Then he would recognise that the (((modernists))) destroyed his wholesome past >Ethnic minority pokemon would join his guild >They would steal, r---, cause violence and decrease the quality of life >He would then embrace fascism Prove me wrong, libtards.
Anonymous (ID: JIC820Dq) I 01/12/25(Sun)09:17:55 No.494087455 DECLARE WAR Trade Demand Discuss Elder Wigglytuff of Guild Tribe Hello! Welcome to welcome to Wigglytuff's Guild! NEUTRAL Goodbye hope we can be friends in the future! And I'm of course Wigglytuff!! wigglytuff.png 2.43 MB PNG Wigglytuff would be or become a genuine Fascist I think. Here are my reasons: >He has that whole "family friendly" and "wholesome" vibe going on >He would probably be really into the traditional Victorian aesthetic or old white Americana culture >Then he would recognise that the (((modernists))) destroyed his wholesome past >Ethnic minority pokemon would join his guild >They would steal, r---, cause violence and decrease the quality of life >He would then embrace fascism Prove me wrong, libtards.

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>be me >18, just got my driver's license >parents let me borrow the car for the first time >feeling like a badass >decide to pick up some McDonald's drive-thru >order a Big Mac, fries, and a coke >pull up to the window >nervous as hell, accidentally hit the window control button >window goes up instead of down >slam the coke against the glass >it explodes everywhere, including on me >McDonald's worker just stares >drive home in shame, covered in coke >forget the food at the drive-thru
>be me >18, just got my driver's license >parents let me borrow the car for the first time >feeling like a badass >decide to pick up some McDonald's drive-thru >order a Big Mac, fries, and a coke >pull up to the window >nervous as hell, accidentally hit the window control button >window goes up instead of down >slam the coke against the glass >it explodes everywhere, including on me >McDonald's worker just stares >drive home in shame, covered in coke >forget the food at the drive-thru

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