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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Are pedos retarded? ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/05/25(Sun)15:06:07 No.79962837 ATZ 950 KB PNG >Be a p--- in 2006 >Go on MySpace and fall of obvious p--- bait >Drive 400 miles across the country in your s----- pedomobile thats older than the adults pretending to be children who you wanna f--- >Buy a pizza >Enter suspiciously nice house >Prepare to rizz up a 24 year old dressed as a 14 year old >Get arrested in the kitchen I just don't get it. They seem willing to f--- a 24yo because they thought they were 14? Why not just f--- a 24 year old?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Are pedos retarded? ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/05/25(Sun)15:06:07 No.79962837 ATZ 950 KB PNG >Be a p--- in 2006 >Go on MySpace and fall of obvious p--- bait >Drive 400 miles across the country in your s----- pedomobile thats older than the adults pretending to be children who you wanna f--- >Buy a pizza >Enter suspiciously nice house >Prepare to rizz up a 24 year old dressed as a 14 year old >Get arrested in the kitchen I just don't get it. They seem willing to f--- a 24yo because they thought they were 14? Why not just f--- a 24 year old?

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Anonymous [+] 01/03/25(Fri)17:48:27 No.206334666 >bring up anti-immigration talking points at dinner >dad calls me a racist and threatens to physically harm me 6 KB JPG
Anonymous [+] 01/03/25(Fri)17:48:27 No.206334666 >bring up anti-immigration talking points at dinner >dad calls me a racist and threatens to physically harm me 6 KB JPG

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Pack your things, we're moving to Finland | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZIcf3A8D 01/04/25(Sat) 17:55:45 No.493331426 Widespread Racism Against Black People In The EU Share of black people who experienced racist harassment in the past 5 years Finland Luxembourg Ireland Germany Italy Denmark Sweden Austria France Portugal United Kingdom Malta +0-0---| 63% 52% 51% 48% 48% 41% 41% 37% 32% 23% 21% 20% Happiness.jpg 112 KB JPG >Finland has the lowest population of Muslims in Europoor >Finland has one of the lowest population of blacks in Europoor >Finland has won the title of, "Happiest country in the world" for 7 years Coincidence?
Anonymous (ID: ZIcf3A8D 01/04/25(Sat) 17:55:45 No.493331426 Widespread Racism Against Black People In The EU Share of black people who experienced racist harassment in the past 5 years Finland Luxembourg Ireland Germany Italy Denmark Sweden Austria France Portugal United Kingdom Malta +0-0---| 63% 52% 51% 48% 48% 41% 41% 37% 32% 23% 21% 20% Happiness.jpg 112 KB JPG >Finland has the lowest population of Muslims in Europoor >Finland has one of the lowest population of blacks in Europoor >Finland has won the title of, "Happiest country in the world" for 7 years Coincidence?

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Anon Hates American Cartoons | /r/Greentext

File: ClgTvLcWkAADdBq.jpg (138 KB, 1434x932) ☐ Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 13:52:53 No. 146997713 >>146997861 >>146998194>>146998270 >>146998761 >>146999666 >>147000786 >I watched Hazbin Hotel last night and it was really immersive. >Really? >Yeah, It felt like eternal punishment! Dohohohoho! ☐ Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 14:34:34 No.146998170 ►>>146998344 File: statler and waldorf.jpg (23 KB, 474x372) >Statler: "I was watching The Legend of Korra the other day and really related to Asami." >Waldorf: "Oh yeah? Why's that?" >Statler: *"Well, she's barely engaged with the plot - as am I!" >Both: "DOHOHOHOHO!" >Waldorf: "You know come to think of it my back has a lot in common with Asami!" >Statler: "Oh yeah what's that?" >Waldorf: "It's broken, irritating, and definitely not straight! >Both: "DOHOHOHOHO!" >> ☐ Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 17:27:06 No. 146999677 File: statwal.jpg (928 KB, 3000x1867) >I don't understand what kids see in this RWBY thing. >Isn't it's appeal that it's trying to be anime? >It's trying to be something alright: TRASH! >D'OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
File: ClgTvLcWkAADdBq.jpg (138 KB, 1434x932) ☐ Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 13:52:53 No. 146997713 >>146997861 >>146998194>>146998270 >>146998761 >>146999666 >>147000786 >I watched Hazbin Hotel last night and it was really immersive. >Really? >Yeah, It felt like eternal punishment! Dohohohoho! ☐ Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 14:34:34 No.146998170 ►>>146998344 File: statler and waldorf.jpg (23 KB, 474x372) >Statler: "I was watching The Legend of Korra the other day and really related to Asami." >Waldorf: "Oh yeah? Why's that?" >Statler: *"Well, she's barely engaged with the plot - as am I!" >Both: "DOHOHOHOHO!" >Waldorf: "You know come to think of it my back has a lot in common with Asami!" >Statler: "Oh yeah what's that?" >Waldorf: "It's broken, irritating, and definitely not straight! >Both: "DOHOHOHOHO!" >> ☐ Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 17:27:06 No. 146999677 File: statwal.jpg (928 KB, 3000x1867) >I don't understand what kids see in this RWBY thing. >Isn't it's appeal that it's trying to be anime? >It's trying to be something alright: TRASH! >D'OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

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anon buys a bird | /r/Greentext

v ☐ Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 15:44:10 No.274845053 >>274845092 >>274845108 >>274845116 >>274845123 >>274845154 >>274845161 >>274845165 >>274845170 >>274845190 >>274845196 >>274845214 >>274845227 >>274845228 >>274845234 >>274845235 >>274845251 >>274845276 >>274845304 >>274845617 >>274845820 >>274846081 >>274846227 PXL 20241205_233343008.jpg (2.09 MB, 3072x4080) google yandex iqdb wait Last time I went to a glass blowing factory in Italy there was a cute Japanese apprentice glassblower and I was talked into buying a 500 dollar bird
v ☐ Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 15:44:10 No.274845053 >>274845092 >>274845108 >>274845116 >>274845123 >>274845154 >>274845161 >>274845165 >>274845170 >>274845190 >>274845196 >>274845214 >>274845227 >>274845228 >>274845234 >>274845235 >>274845251 >>274845276 >>274845304 >>274845617 >>274845820 >>274846081 >>274846227 PXL 20241205_233343008.jpg (2.09 MB, 3072x4080) google yandex iqdb wait Last time I went to a glass blowing factory in Italy there was a cute Japanese apprentice glassblower and I was talked into buying a 500 dollar bird

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Ironman jobs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)15:41:47 No.147004730 >EMH episode >Iron Man shows up >Jobs immediately emh.jpg 30 KB JPG
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)15:41:47 No.147004730 >EMH episode >Iron Man shows up >Jobs immediately emh.jpg 30 KB JPG

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Cruella de vils marketablilty | /r/Greentext

117 KB JPG >Cruella De Vil: wants to kill and skin puppies, probably not exactly in that order >Disney: aww she's not a bad girl, she only wants to be herself. let's make a redeeming movie were she's the hero and the puppies the evil masterminds. what's up with Disney and their weird villain fetish? Anonymous 41 KB JPG of the cake to eat. 01/04/25(Sat) 15:14:10 No.147004384 >>147004346 (OP) # Villains are marketable but Disney's are beloved BECAUSE they have no redeeming values and Disney wants them to be the protagonists and have both sides And/or Wicked got a shitton of attention on Broadway despite being adapted from a garbage fanfic of "what if evil lady but SAD origin to explain her evil BUT FOR GROWN UPS?". Take your pick. >>147004412 # >>147004427 # >>147004562 #
117 KB JPG >Cruella De Vil: wants to kill and skin puppies, probably not exactly in that order >Disney: aww she's not a bad girl, she only wants to be herself. let's make a redeeming movie were she's the hero and the puppies the evil masterminds. what's up with Disney and their weird villain fetish? Anonymous 41 KB JPG of the cake to eat. 01/04/25(Sat) 15:14:10 No.147004384 >>147004346 (OP) # Villains are marketable but Disney's are beloved BECAUSE they have no redeeming values and Disney wants them to be the protagonists and have both sides And/or Wicked got a shitton of attention on Broadway despite being adapted from a garbage fanfic of "what if evil lady but SAD origin to explain her evil BUT FOR GROWN UPS?". Take your pick. >>147004412 # >>147004427 # >>147004562 #

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Anon still watches broadcast | /r/Greentext

Anonymous MeTV 01/04/25(Sat)16:02:38 No. 147004977 >has a ton of newly remastered cartoons on its lineup >airs almost exclusively in 480p on Toons low power stations 172 KB PNG Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 16:08:45 No.147005037 >>147004977 (OP) # >Watching on broadcast TV and not the stream 10 KB JPG >>147005075 # Anonymous >>147005037 # 01/04/25(Sat)16:12:03 No. 147005075 I'd watch it a lot if it was on Sling. I have to have USA Network to watch SmackDown, and that channel isn't part of Philo or Frndly, the two streaming services that do have MeTV and MeTV Toons
Anonymous MeTV 01/04/25(Sat)16:02:38 No. 147004977 >has a ton of newly remastered cartoons on its lineup >airs almost exclusively in 480p on Toons low power stations 172 KB PNG Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 16:08:45 No.147005037 >>147004977 (OP) # >Watching on broadcast TV and not the stream 10 KB JPG >>147005075 # Anonymous >>147005037 # 01/04/25(Sat)16:12:03 No. 147005075 I'd watch it a lot if it was on Sling. I have to have USA Network to watch SmackDown, and that channel isn't part of Philo or Frndly, the two streaming services that do have MeTV and MeTV Toons

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Anon gets a bone over a mean post | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 13:48:06 No.207613131 >you should just f------ kill yourself anon >no one loves you >no one will miss you >just kill yourself already >do it 69 KB JPG Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)14:07:54 No.207613711 How are you married to Aubrey Plaza and go and kill yourself? >>207613810 # >>207613892 # >>207614039 # >>207614178 # Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 14:11:29 No.207613810 >>207613131 (OP) # I probably will, desu >>207613711 # Seriously. Some people are so damn ungrateful. Anonymous PLAZ 351 KB JPG 01/04/25(Sat) 14:11:47 No.207613819 this post just gave me a boner
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 13:48:06 No.207613131 >you should just f------ kill yourself anon >no one loves you >no one will miss you >just kill yourself already >do it 69 KB JPG Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)14:07:54 No.207613711 How are you married to Aubrey Plaza and go and kill yourself? >>207613810 # >>207613892 # >>207614039 # >>207614178 # Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 14:11:29 No.207613810 >>207613131 (OP) # I probably will, desu >>207613711 # Seriously. Some people are so damn ungrateful. Anonymous PLAZ 351 KB JPG 01/04/25(Sat) 14:11:47 No.207613819 this post just gave me a boner

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Anon announces bands that no one hates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous bands with no haters: 01/04/25(Sat) 15:53:00 No.125024701 >Jellyfish >Melvins >Mercury Rev >The Warning >The Go! Team 327 KB JPG
: Anonymous bands with no haters: 01/04/25(Sat) 15:53:00 No.125024701 >Jellyfish >Melvins >Mercury Rev >The Warning >The Go! Team 327 KB JPG

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