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Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:32:48 No.693793106 The Four Horsemen of abysmal dogshit Depth of Field Motion Blur Chromatic Aberration >launch game Lens Flare 675 KB PNG >motion blur - OFF >depth of field - OFF >lens flares - OFF >hairworks - OFF >chromatic aberration - OFF >raytracing - OFF
Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:32:48 No.693793106 The Four Horsemen of abysmal dogshit Depth of Field Motion Blur Chromatic Aberration >launch game Lens Flare 675 KB PNG >motion blur - OFF >depth of field - OFF >lens flares - OFF >hairworks - OFF >chromatic aberration - OFF >raytracing - OFF

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Anonymous 32 KB PNG 07/26/18(Thu)17:26:38 No.425579182 >Be at family gathering >Family member asks what type of music i listen to >I state that i listen to video game soundtracks >Before i can specify which my sister interrupts me and says very loudly "Oh so you listen to mario" >Whole family laughs
Anonymous 32 KB PNG 07/26/18(Thu)17:26:38 No.425579182 >Be at family gathering >Family member asks what type of music i listen to >I state that i listen to video game soundtracks >Before i can specify which my sister interrupts me and says very loudly "Oh so you listen to mario" >Whole family laughs

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Anon wants lots of money without financial stress | /r/Greentext

File: 1723070563496037.png (54 KB, 220x221) I don't want to make it Anonymous (ID: HubdcnZc 12/23/24(Mon) 14:16:54 No.492172927 >>492172991 >>492173055 >>492173233 >>492173282 >>492173413 >>492173434 >>492174104 TRVTH NVKE I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting Jews won, I guess Anonymous (ID: YMHIWRQG No.492172991 >>492172927 (OP) # you won 12/23/24(Mon)14:17:58 >> Anonymous (ID: XDInFix9) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:21:32 No.492173233 >> Anonymous (ID: yDw5umXi) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:23:25 No.492173357 Anonymous (ID: f8wnd0hc) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:24:01 No.492173413 File: Gigachad.png (219 KB, 800x922) >>492172927 (OP) # >I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money >I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting
File: 1723070563496037.png (54 KB, 220x221) I don't want to make it Anonymous (ID: HubdcnZc 12/23/24(Mon) 14:16:54 No.492172927 >>492172991 >>492173055 >>492173233 >>492173282 >>492173413 >>492173434 >>492174104 TRVTH NVKE I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting Jews won, I guess Anonymous (ID: YMHIWRQG No.492172991 >>492172927 (OP) # you won 12/23/24(Mon)14:17:58 >> Anonymous (ID: XDInFix9) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:21:32 No.492173233 >> Anonymous (ID: yDw5umXi) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:23:25 No.492173357 Anonymous (ID: f8wnd0hc) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:24:01 No.492173413 File: Gigachad.png (219 KB, 800x922) >>492172927 (OP) # >I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money >I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting

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Anon is a gamer (gambler) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)06:42:12 No.929178232 >go to casino >Lose $600 GMKYOMHW8AA7PCc.jpg 139 KB JPG >Go home >Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value >Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino You guys just don't get it
Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)06:42:12 No.929178232 >go to casino >Lose $600 GMKYOMHW8AA7PCc.jpg 139 KB JPG >Go home >Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value >Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino You guys just don't get it

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anon is not having a brat summer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous brat 2 KB PNG 27/12/2024, 9:50:10 pm No.53826679 > people tell me to listen to modern charli xcx because "it's like a poppier version of 100 gecs" > literally just 2010s teen girl bubblegum pop but with more obvious autotune and tiktok girl lyrics why do people keep recommending me this s---? it's nothing like 100 gecs. this has as much resemblance to hyperpop as KISS does to metal.
Anonymous brat 2 KB PNG 27/12/2024, 9:50:10 pm No.53826679 > people tell me to listen to modern charli xcx because "it's like a poppier version of 100 gecs" > literally just 2010s teen girl bubblegum pop but with more obvious autotune and tiktok girl lyrics why do people keep recommending me this s---? it's nothing like 100 gecs. this has as much resemblance to hyperpop as KISS does to metal.

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Anon is a scammer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies
Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies

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Old hobbies die hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10.8-215 P-JO 1 12/11/24(Wed)21:34:04 No.696945783 608-28 CC. TU.F CA-PEO 35BA62D7-4198-4D2C-BOB1-4F91141460DD.jpg 1.41 MB JPG >Bro, you still play video games? Aren't you a little old for that? How do you respond, /v/? 目
: Anonymous 10.8-215 P-JO 1 12/11/24(Wed)21:34:04 No.696945783 608-28 CC. TU.F CA-PEO 35BA62D7-4198-4D2C-BOB1-4F91141460DD.jpg 1.41 MB JPG >Bro, you still play video games? Aren't you a little old for that? How do you respond, /v/? 目

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Anon calls out the hypocrits | /r/Greentext

1/1 XCU7QsBS (OP) US . 38m (10/11/24 09:39) 484513965 40 Re 21 Img JPG 74KB (630x420) 09834556.jpg 18 Replies The world's richest man who's literally trying to insert computer chips into people's brains bought one of the largest social media companies with the help of Qatar and Saudi Arabia, to help elect another billionaire president, who has direct ties to multiple sex traffickers, like Jeffrey Epstein and P Diddy. There is active censorship of posts critical of Trump following requests from the Trump campaign (confirmed by NYT), and clear favoritism and boosting given to right-wing accounts. Where are the conspiracy theorists at? Where are the tabloids running full-page exposes on this? Where are the congressional subpoenas from Republicans? All the things they've spent the past 10 years accusing other social media companies and Democrats of doing with no evidence, they're now doing out in the open. Where are all the right-wingers who say they're concerned about the first amendment, and of ultra wealthy cabals running the world, and of sex trafficking rings, and inserting chips into people's brains, and of corrupt politicians? Hello?????
1/1 XCU7QsBS (OP) US . 38m (10/11/24 09:39) 484513965 40 Re 21 Img JPG 74KB (630x420) 09834556.jpg 18 Replies The world's richest man who's literally trying to insert computer chips into people's brains bought one of the largest social media companies with the help of Qatar and Saudi Arabia, to help elect another billionaire president, who has direct ties to multiple sex traffickers, like Jeffrey Epstein and P Diddy. There is active censorship of posts critical of Trump following requests from the Trump campaign (confirmed by NYT), and clear favoritism and boosting given to right-wing accounts. Where are the conspiracy theorists at? Where are the tabloids running full-page exposes on this? Where are the congressional subpoenas from Republicans? All the things they've spent the past 10 years accusing other social media companies and Democrats of doing with no evidence, they're now doing out in the open. Where are all the right-wingers who say they're concerned about the first amendment, and of ultra wealthy cabals running the world, and of sex trafficking rings, and inserting chips into people's brains, and of corrupt politicians? Hello?????

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The life of Owl House creator Dana Terrace | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:12:35 No.135089150 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>135089159 >>135089196 >>135089282 >>135090274 >>135090289 [13/5/9] Dana Terrace started out life as just a toilet, her father was a grill and her mother was a Beavis from Beavis and Butthead after being turned female due to an indecent with a 19th dimension alien over a bottle of cheese-water. As time pasted Dana grew from a toilet to a calculator to a guy to a hermaphrodite and finally into a 10 year old girl. She was very shy and loved animals, at least until a bunny rabbit robbed her for her sandwich and traumatized her, but until then animals were her only friends. When she turned 16 she decided to stop being such an introvert and boldy went out into the world with a napkin in her shoe and love in her liver, and then a huge frozen ball of poo poo was dropped from a plane crushed her and then she died. She got better though, and woke up in her bed wondering if this was the afterlife, or it was a dream, or something else, but then she stopped caring and boldly went back out into the world with caution in her liver rather than love. She made her way to the record store after being handed a razor View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO given to her by a very stoned Pete Wentz and she picked up Death's album Scream Bloody Gore. She took the record back home and listened to it and the album inspired her to take up a career in art! Going back out into the world, she bought a pencil, got to drawing like there was no tomorrow. That is the true story of everyone's favorite cartoonist, 247KiB, 480x270, image-20.png Dana Terrace. Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:13:33 No.135089159 Quoted By: >>135089174 >>135089150 How many pills are you on? Report Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:15:04 No.135089174 Report >>135089159 None. None whatsoever. I'm high on life.
Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:12:35 No.135089150 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>135089159 >>135089196 >>135089282 >>135090274 >>135090289 [13/5/9] Dana Terrace started out life as just a toilet, her father was a grill and her mother was a Beavis from Beavis and Butthead after being turned female due to an indecent with a 19th dimension alien over a bottle of cheese-water. As time pasted Dana grew from a toilet to a calculator to a guy to a hermaphrodite and finally into a 10 year old girl. She was very shy and loved animals, at least until a bunny rabbit robbed her for her sandwich and traumatized her, but until then animals were her only friends. When she turned 16 she decided to stop being such an introvert and boldy went out into the world with a napkin in her shoe and love in her liver, and then a huge frozen ball of poo poo was dropped from a plane crushed her and then she died. She got better though, and woke up in her bed wondering if this was the afterlife, or it was a dream, or something else, but then she stopped caring and boldly went back out into the world with caution in her liver rather than love. She made her way to the record store after being handed a razor View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO given to her by a very stoned Pete Wentz and she picked up Death's album Scream Bloody Gore. She took the record back home and listened to it and the album inspired her to take up a career in art! Going back out into the world, she bought a pencil, got to drawing like there was no tomorrow. That is the true story of everyone's favorite cartoonist, 247KiB, 480x270, image-20.png Dana Terrace. Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:13:33 No.135089159 Quoted By: >>135089174 >>135089150 How many pills are you on? Report Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:15:04 No.135089174 Report >>135089159 None. None whatsoever. I'm high on life.

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Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)23:45:20 No.929161406 >go to work >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy >go to study >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- 7 KB JPG >it's so comfy >go to church >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy For all problems resolution: WATCH BAMBI SLEEP P--- AND GET A COMFY MOMENTS!
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)23:45:20 No.929161406 >go to work >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy >go to study >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- 7 KB JPG >it's so comfy >go to church >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy For all problems resolution: WATCH BAMBI SLEEP P--- AND GET A COMFY MOMENTS!

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