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Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies
Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies

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: Anonymous 10.8-215 P-JO 1 12/11/24(Wed)21:34:04 No.696945783 608-28 CC. TU.F CA-PEO 35BA62D7-4198-4D2C-BOB1-4F91141460DD.jpg 1.41 MB JPG >Bro, you still play video games? Aren't you a little old for that? How do you respond, /v/? 目
: Anonymous 10.8-215 P-JO 1 12/11/24(Wed)21:34:04 No.696945783 608-28 CC. TU.F CA-PEO 35BA62D7-4198-4D2C-BOB1-4F91141460DD.jpg 1.41 MB JPG >Bro, you still play video games? Aren't you a little old for that? How do you respond, /v/? 目

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Anon calls out the hypocrits | /r/Greentext

1/1 XCU7QsBS (OP) US . 38m (10/11/24 09:39) 484513965 40 Re 21 Img JPG 74KB (630x420) 09834556.jpg 18 Replies The world's richest man who's literally trying to insert computer chips into people's brains bought one of the largest social media companies with the help of Qatar and Saudi Arabia, to help elect another billionaire president, who has direct ties to multiple sex traffickers, like Jeffrey Epstein and P Diddy. There is active censorship of posts critical of Trump following requests from the Trump campaign (confirmed by NYT), and clear favoritism and boosting given to right-wing accounts. Where are the conspiracy theorists at? Where are the tabloids running full-page exposes on this? Where are the congressional subpoenas from Republicans? All the things they've spent the past 10 years accusing other social media companies and Democrats of doing with no evidence, they're now doing out in the open. Where are all the right-wingers who say they're concerned about the first amendment, and of ultra wealthy cabals running the world, and of sex trafficking rings, and inserting chips into people's brains, and of corrupt politicians? Hello?????
1/1 XCU7QsBS (OP) US . 38m (10/11/24 09:39) 484513965 40 Re 21 Img JPG 74KB (630x420) 09834556.jpg 18 Replies The world's richest man who's literally trying to insert computer chips into people's brains bought one of the largest social media companies with the help of Qatar and Saudi Arabia, to help elect another billionaire president, who has direct ties to multiple sex traffickers, like Jeffrey Epstein and P Diddy. There is active censorship of posts critical of Trump following requests from the Trump campaign (confirmed by NYT), and clear favoritism and boosting given to right-wing accounts. Where are the conspiracy theorists at? Where are the tabloids running full-page exposes on this? Where are the congressional subpoenas from Republicans? All the things they've spent the past 10 years accusing other social media companies and Democrats of doing with no evidence, they're now doing out in the open. Where are all the right-wingers who say they're concerned about the first amendment, and of ultra wealthy cabals running the world, and of sex trafficking rings, and inserting chips into people's brains, and of corrupt politicians? Hello?????

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The life of Owl House creator Dana Terrace | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:12:35 No.135089150 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>135089159 >>135089196 >>135089282 >>135090274 >>135090289 [13/5/9] Dana Terrace started out life as just a toilet, her father was a grill and her mother was a Beavis from Beavis and Butthead after being turned female due to an indecent with a 19th dimension alien over a bottle of cheese-water. As time pasted Dana grew from a toilet to a calculator to a guy to a hermaphrodite and finally into a 10 year old girl. She was very shy and loved animals, at least until a bunny rabbit robbed her for her sandwich and traumatized her, but until then animals were her only friends. When she turned 16 she decided to stop being such an introvert and boldy went out into the world with a napkin in her shoe and love in her liver, and then a huge frozen ball of poo poo was dropped from a plane crushed her and then she died. She got better though, and woke up in her bed wondering if this was the afterlife, or it was a dream, or something else, but then she stopped caring and boldly went back out into the world with caution in her liver rather than love. She made her way to the record store after being handed a razor View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO given to her by a very stoned Pete Wentz and she picked up Death's album Scream Bloody Gore. She took the record back home and listened to it and the album inspired her to take up a career in art! Going back out into the world, she bought a pencil, got to drawing like there was no tomorrow. That is the true story of everyone's favorite cartoonist, 247KiB, 480x270, image-20.png Dana Terrace. Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:13:33 No.135089159 Quoted By: >>135089174 >>135089150 How many pills are you on? Report Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:15:04 No.135089174 Report >>135089159 None. None whatsoever. I'm high on life.
Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:12:35 No.135089150 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>135089159 >>135089196 >>135089282 >>135090274 >>135090289 [13/5/9] Dana Terrace started out life as just a toilet, her father was a grill and her mother was a Beavis from Beavis and Butthead after being turned female due to an indecent with a 19th dimension alien over a bottle of cheese-water. As time pasted Dana grew from a toilet to a calculator to a guy to a hermaphrodite and finally into a 10 year old girl. She was very shy and loved animals, at least until a bunny rabbit robbed her for her sandwich and traumatized her, but until then animals were her only friends. When she turned 16 she decided to stop being such an introvert and boldy went out into the world with a napkin in her shoe and love in her liver, and then a huge frozen ball of poo poo was dropped from a plane crushed her and then she died. She got better though, and woke up in her bed wondering if this was the afterlife, or it was a dream, or something else, but then she stopped caring and boldly went back out into the world with caution in her liver rather than love. She made her way to the record store after being handed a razor View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO given to her by a very stoned Pete Wentz and she picked up Death's album Scream Bloody Gore. She took the record back home and listened to it and the album inspired her to take up a career in art! Going back out into the world, she bought a pencil, got to drawing like there was no tomorrow. That is the true story of everyone's favorite cartoonist, 247KiB, 480x270, image-20.png Dana Terrace. Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:13:33 No.135089159 Quoted By: >>135089174 >>135089150 How many pills are you on? Report Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:15:04 No.135089174 Report >>135089159 None. None whatsoever. I'm high on life.

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Anon teaches how to have comfortable moments | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)23:45:20 No.929161406 >go to work >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy >go to study >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- 7 KB JPG >it's so comfy >go to church >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy For all problems resolution: WATCH BAMBI SLEEP P--- AND GET A COMFY MOMENTS!
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)23:45:20 No.929161406 >go to work >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy >go to study >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- 7 KB JPG >it's so comfy >go to church >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy For all problems resolution: WATCH BAMBI SLEEP P--- AND GET A COMFY MOMENTS!

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Anonymous 12/26/2024, 6:51:36 PM No.37675119 195 KB JPEG dad was a cook for the rodeo when he was younger. one day he tells me he wants to teach me a recipe that his friend Jose taught him. jose and my dad go way back that they give Jose a nick name, Jo. my father explains that the recipe calls for a roux, which will make it taste better. i ask my father if he still remembers the recipe after all these years. my father tells me not to worry. this aint his first roux de Jo.
Anonymous 12/26/2024, 6:51:36 PM No.37675119 195 KB JPEG dad was a cook for the rodeo when he was younger. one day he tells me he wants to teach me a recipe that his friend Jose taught him. jose and my dad go way back that they give Jose a nick name, Jo. my father explains that the recipe calls for a roux, which will make it taste better. i ask my father if he still remembers the recipe after all these years. my father tells me not to worry. this aint his first roux de Jo.

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Nationalists find out capitalists are globalists (colorized) | /r/Greentext

11/2/10 >Spend 4 years pretending to be a subtly redpilled White Nationalist >On Christmas day, rugpull his entire fanbase, reveal all he wanted was cheap pajeet workers Oh well
11/2/10 >Spend 4 years pretending to be a subtly redpilled White Nationalist >On Christmas day, rugpull his entire fanbase, reveal all he wanted was cheap pajeet workers Oh well

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Anon hates SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +mZrSgAI) SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK 12/26/24(Thu)21:01:08 No.492425288 SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >you don't understand! >fascist >how do you think it? >you are an antidemocratic person! >no speak it! >reactionary! >I suck cocks and love SISSY HYPNO P---! spamming moral attack.png 502 KB PNG >we live in modern left cucked world >one of characteristics is a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >what is it, anon? >one speaks characterized for a serious moral indignation and speed demonstration of resentment in spam form >talk with a feminist >she has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >talk with a gay >he has a MORAL MORAL ATTACK >talk with a socialist >he has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK I hate modern society.
Anonymous (ID: +mZrSgAI) SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK 12/26/24(Thu)21:01:08 No.492425288 SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >you don't understand! >fascist >how do you think it? >you are an antidemocratic person! >no speak it! >reactionary! >I suck cocks and love SISSY HYPNO P---! spamming moral attack.png 502 KB PNG >we live in modern left cucked world >one of characteristics is a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >what is it, anon? >one speaks characterized for a serious moral indignation and speed demonstration of resentment in spam form >talk with a feminist >she has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >talk with a gay >he has a MORAL MORAL ATTACK >talk with a socialist >he has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK I hate modern society.

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Anon don't see the good side of Russian-Ukraine War | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: VwbWNwdk 12/26/24(Thu)12:32:38 No.492384958 58 KB JPG I don't see any good side in the Ukraine war. Russia >Autocratic and corrupt state >Willing to keep war going despite economic problems, hundreds of thousands of deaths, and enormous brain drain >War accomplishes little to nothing geopolitically, an obvious pyhrric victory Ukraine >Letting a Jew dictate the policy of a goy nation >Autocratic and corrupt state >Western countries benefit from sacrificing every male Ukrainian to weaken Russia >Obvious pyhrric victory but demographically fatal future The only people I feel bad for are the civilians and people who are forced to fight against their will. What I don't get is since this war is obviously for nothing, why don't people on either side just refuse to fight and go to jail? Surely it is better than killing people.
Anonymous (ID: VwbWNwdk 12/26/24(Thu)12:32:38 No.492384958 58 KB JPG I don't see any good side in the Ukraine war. Russia >Autocratic and corrupt state >Willing to keep war going despite economic problems, hundreds of thousands of deaths, and enormous brain drain >War accomplishes little to nothing geopolitically, an obvious pyhrric victory Ukraine >Letting a Jew dictate the policy of a goy nation >Autocratic and corrupt state >Western countries benefit from sacrificing every male Ukrainian to weaken Russia >Obvious pyhrric victory but demographically fatal future The only people I feel bad for are the civilians and people who are forced to fight against their will. What I don't get is since this war is obviously for nothing, why don't people on either side just refuse to fight and go to jail? Surely it is better than killing people.

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Anon is either Tucker Carlson or Steven Seagal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)17:45:37 No.206014270 >Russians cope with le PPP metric >Their GDP adjusted PPP is equal to ours HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>206014326 # 12/26/24(Thu)17:53:07 No.206014440 And yet people here live much better than pretty much everywhere else, curious, isn't it? But I guess it must be hard to see the reality as a american c--- slave with Ahmed's d--- deep down your throat >>206014472 # >>206014832 # >>206014865 # >>206015007 # >>206015022 # >>206015049 #
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)17:45:37 No.206014270 >Russians cope with le PPP metric >Their GDP adjusted PPP is equal to ours HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>206014326 # 12/26/24(Thu)17:53:07 No.206014440 And yet people here live much better than pretty much everywhere else, curious, isn't it? But I guess it must be hard to see the reality as a american c--- slave with Ahmed's d--- deep down your throat >>206014472 # >>206014832 # >>206014865 # >>206015007 # >>206015022 # >>206015049 #

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