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Anonymous 12/26/2024, 6:51:36 PM No.37675119 195 KB JPEG dad was a cook for the rodeo when he was younger. one day he tells me he wants to teach me a recipe that his friend Jose taught him. jose and my dad go way back that they give Jose a nick name, Jo. my father explains that the recipe calls for a roux, which will make it taste better. i ask my father if he still remembers the recipe after all these years. my father tells me not to worry. this aint his first roux de Jo.
Anonymous 12/26/2024, 6:51:36 PM No.37675119 195 KB JPEG dad was a cook for the rodeo when he was younger. one day he tells me he wants to teach me a recipe that his friend Jose taught him. jose and my dad go way back that they give Jose a nick name, Jo. my father explains that the recipe calls for a roux, which will make it taste better. i ask my father if he still remembers the recipe after all these years. my father tells me not to worry. this aint his first roux de Jo.

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Nationalists find out capitalists are globalists (colorized) | /r/Greentext

11/2/10 >Spend 4 years pretending to be a subtly redpilled White Nationalist >On Christmas day, rugpull his entire fanbase, reveal all he wanted was cheap pajeet workers Oh well
11/2/10 >Spend 4 years pretending to be a subtly redpilled White Nationalist >On Christmas day, rugpull his entire fanbase, reveal all he wanted was cheap pajeet workers Oh well

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Anon hates SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +mZrSgAI) SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK 12/26/24(Thu)21:01:08 No.492425288 SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >you don't understand! >fascist >how do you think it? >you are an antidemocratic person! >no speak it! >reactionary! >I suck cocks and love SISSY HYPNO P---! spamming moral attack.png 502 KB PNG >we live in modern left cucked world >one of characteristics is a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >what is it, anon? >one speaks characterized for a serious moral indignation and speed demonstration of resentment in spam form >talk with a feminist >she has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >talk with a gay >he has a MORAL MORAL ATTACK >talk with a socialist >he has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK I hate modern society.
Anonymous (ID: +mZrSgAI) SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK 12/26/24(Thu)21:01:08 No.492425288 SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >you don't understand! >fascist >how do you think it? >you are an antidemocratic person! >no speak it! >reactionary! >I suck cocks and love SISSY HYPNO P---! spamming moral attack.png 502 KB PNG >we live in modern left cucked world >one of characteristics is a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >what is it, anon? >one speaks characterized for a serious moral indignation and speed demonstration of resentment in spam form >talk with a feminist >she has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK >talk with a gay >he has a MORAL MORAL ATTACK >talk with a socialist >he has a SPAMMING MORAL ATTACK I hate modern society.

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Anon don't see the good side of Russian-Ukraine War | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: VwbWNwdk 12/26/24(Thu)12:32:38 No.492384958 58 KB JPG I don't see any good side in the Ukraine war. Russia >Autocratic and corrupt state >Willing to keep war going despite economic problems, hundreds of thousands of deaths, and enormous brain drain >War accomplishes little to nothing geopolitically, an obvious pyhrric victory Ukraine >Letting a Jew dictate the policy of a goy nation >Autocratic and corrupt state >Western countries benefit from sacrificing every male Ukrainian to weaken Russia >Obvious pyhrric victory but demographically fatal future The only people I feel bad for are the civilians and people who are forced to fight against their will. What I don't get is since this war is obviously for nothing, why don't people on either side just refuse to fight and go to jail? Surely it is better than killing people.
Anonymous (ID: VwbWNwdk 12/26/24(Thu)12:32:38 No.492384958 58 KB JPG I don't see any good side in the Ukraine war. Russia >Autocratic and corrupt state >Willing to keep war going despite economic problems, hundreds of thousands of deaths, and enormous brain drain >War accomplishes little to nothing geopolitically, an obvious pyhrric victory Ukraine >Letting a Jew dictate the policy of a goy nation >Autocratic and corrupt state >Western countries benefit from sacrificing every male Ukrainian to weaken Russia >Obvious pyhrric victory but demographically fatal future The only people I feel bad for are the civilians and people who are forced to fight against their will. What I don't get is since this war is obviously for nothing, why don't people on either side just refuse to fight and go to jail? Surely it is better than killing people.

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Anon is either Tucker Carlson or Steven Seagal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)17:45:37 No.206014270 >Russians cope with le PPP metric >Their GDP adjusted PPP is equal to ours HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>206014326 # 12/26/24(Thu)17:53:07 No.206014440 And yet people here live much better than pretty much everywhere else, curious, isn't it? But I guess it must be hard to see the reality as a american c--- slave with Ahmed's d--- deep down your throat >>206014472 # >>206014832 # >>206014865 # >>206015007 # >>206015022 # >>206015049 #
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)17:45:37 No.206014270 >Russians cope with le PPP metric >Their GDP adjusted PPP is equal to ours HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>206014326 # 12/26/24(Thu)17:53:07 No.206014440 And yet people here live much better than pretty much everywhere else, curious, isn't it? But I guess it must be hard to see the reality as a american c--- slave with Ahmed's d--- deep down your throat >>206014472 # >>206014832 # >>206014865 # >>206015007 # >>206015022 # >>206015049 #

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Anon gets rejected (Cake Day Post) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 307 KB JPG >its_over.mp4 >be me 12/26/24(Thu)10:14:25 No.79859303 >go to crimmy party >nervous.jpg >get to the party >high school crush is there >too shy to talk to anyone >grab food and sit by myself >crush is talking to a guy >walk around and awkwardly try to say hi to someone >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(2).mp4 >grab a drink >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(3).jpg Oh well it doesn't matter, she rejected me a long time ago. anyway
Anonymous 307 KB JPG >its_over.mp4 >be me 12/26/24(Thu)10:14:25 No.79859303 >go to crimmy party >nervous.jpg >get to the party >high school crush is there >too shy to talk to anyone >grab food and sit by myself >crush is talking to a guy >walk around and awkwardly try to say hi to someone >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(2).mp4 >grab a drink >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(3).jpg Oh well it doesn't matter, she rejected me a long time ago. anyway

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Anon Republican wants Democratic Party ban | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: aLpn19tf) 12/26/24(Thu)10:12:28 No.492376977 Democrats want schools with continuous display of: >hypno sissy >bambi sleep >coconut trance >femdom >feminization hypno 10 KB JPG >interacial p--- >sissygasm This is extremely dangerous for our society. This party should be prohibited by law.
Anonymous (ID: aLpn19tf) 12/26/24(Thu)10:12:28 No.492376977 Democrats want schools with continuous display of: >hypno sissy >bambi sleep >coconut trance >femdom >feminization hypno 10 KB JPG >interacial p--- >sissygasm This is extremely dangerous for our society. This party should be prohibited by law.

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Anon gets left out | /r/Greentext

onymous 10 KB PNG 12/25/22(Sun)07:43:42 No.891365912 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly after deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited
onymous 10 KB PNG 12/25/22(Sun)07:43:42 No.891365912 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly after deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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Anon's girlfriend is funny | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)19:57:32 No.14412580 >be me >get gf >she is a bit of a nerd >actually a huge Beavis n Butthead, and South Park mark >we start calling things 'gay' followed with tarded laughing >we do it randomly out of nowhere, usually one of us starts it calling something 'gay' and the other one goes with it >recently did it at cousin's wedding >when he kissed the bride, my gf started whispering "he kissed a girl, haha, gay, haha" >trying to hold back my laughter while whispering to her "haha gay, haha" >people in the row front of us turn around >see us giggling while saying "haha gay, haha" >next day cousin messages me some guests complimented him what a nice guy he is he allowed his tarded cousin and his autistic gf attend the wedding
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)19:57:32 No.14412580 >be me >get gf >she is a bit of a nerd >actually a huge Beavis n Butthead, and South Park mark >we start calling things 'gay' followed with tarded laughing >we do it randomly out of nowhere, usually one of us starts it calling something 'gay' and the other one goes with it >recently did it at cousin's wedding >when he kissed the bride, my gf started whispering "he kissed a girl, haha, gay, haha" >trying to hold back my laughter while whispering to her "haha gay, haha" >people in the row front of us turn around >see us giggling while saying "haha gay, haha" >next day cousin messages me some guests complimented him what a nice guy he is he allowed his tarded cousin and his autistic gf attend the wedding

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