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Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)17:45:37 No.206014270 >Russians cope with le PPP metric >Their GDP adjusted PPP is equal to ours HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>206014326 # 12/26/24(Thu)17:53:07 No.206014440 And yet people here live much better than pretty much everywhere else, curious, isn't it? But I guess it must be hard to see the reality as a american c--- slave with Ahmed's d--- deep down your throat >>206014472 # >>206014832 # >>206014865 # >>206015007 # >>206015022 # >>206015049 #
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)17:45:37 No.206014270 >Russians cope with le PPP metric >Their GDP adjusted PPP is equal to ours HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>206014326 # 12/26/24(Thu)17:53:07 No.206014440 And yet people here live much better than pretty much everywhere else, curious, isn't it? But I guess it must be hard to see the reality as a american c--- slave with Ahmed's d--- deep down your throat >>206014472 # >>206014832 # >>206014865 # >>206015007 # >>206015022 # >>206015049 #

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Anon gets rejected (Cake Day Post) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 307 KB JPG >its_over.mp4 >be me 12/26/24(Thu)10:14:25 No.79859303 >go to crimmy party >nervous.jpg >get to the party >high school crush is there >too shy to talk to anyone >grab food and sit by myself >crush is talking to a guy >walk around and awkwardly try to say hi to someone >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(2).mp4 >grab a drink >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(3).jpg Oh well it doesn't matter, she rejected me a long time ago. anyway
Anonymous 307 KB JPG >its_over.mp4 >be me 12/26/24(Thu)10:14:25 No.79859303 >go to crimmy party >nervous.jpg >get to the party >high school crush is there >too shy to talk to anyone >grab food and sit by myself >crush is talking to a guy >walk around and awkwardly try to say hi to someone >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(2).mp4 >grab a drink >crush is talking to another guy >its_over(3).jpg Oh well it doesn't matter, she rejected me a long time ago. anyway

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Anon Republican wants Democratic Party ban | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: aLpn19tf) 12/26/24(Thu)10:12:28 No.492376977 Democrats want schools with continuous display of: >hypno sissy >bambi sleep >coconut trance >femdom >feminization hypno 10 KB JPG >interacial p--- >sissygasm This is extremely dangerous for our society. This party should be prohibited by law.
Anonymous (ID: aLpn19tf) 12/26/24(Thu)10:12:28 No.492376977 Democrats want schools with continuous display of: >hypno sissy >bambi sleep >coconut trance >femdom >feminization hypno 10 KB JPG >interacial p--- >sissygasm This is extremely dangerous for our society. This party should be prohibited by law.

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Anon gets left out | /r/Greentext

onymous 10 KB PNG 12/25/22(Sun)07:43:42 No.891365912 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly after deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited
onymous 10 KB PNG 12/25/22(Sun)07:43:42 No.891365912 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly after deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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Anon makes a pun | /r/Greentext

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Anon's girlfriend is funny | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)19:57:32 No.14412580 >be me >get gf >she is a bit of a nerd >actually a huge Beavis n Butthead, and South Park mark >we start calling things 'gay' followed with tarded laughing >we do it randomly out of nowhere, usually one of us starts it calling something 'gay' and the other one goes with it >recently did it at cousin's wedding >when he kissed the bride, my gf started whispering "he kissed a girl, haha, gay, haha" >trying to hold back my laughter while whispering to her "haha gay, haha" >people in the row front of us turn around >see us giggling while saying "haha gay, haha" >next day cousin messages me some guests complimented him what a nice guy he is he allowed his tarded cousin and his autistic gf attend the wedding
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)19:57:32 No.14412580 >be me >get gf >she is a bit of a nerd >actually a huge Beavis n Butthead, and South Park mark >we start calling things 'gay' followed with tarded laughing >we do it randomly out of nowhere, usually one of us starts it calling something 'gay' and the other one goes with it >recently did it at cousin's wedding >when he kissed the bride, my gf started whispering "he kissed a girl, haha, gay, haha" >trying to hold back my laughter while whispering to her "haha gay, haha" >people in the row front of us turn around >see us giggling while saying "haha gay, haha" >next day cousin messages me some guests complimented him what a nice guy he is he allowed his tarded cousin and his autistic gf attend the wedding

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Anon is picky about his chicks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 17:38:09 No.205933750 1705937815633.jpg 72 KB JPG People are always like "Brazilians don't suffer because le hot girls" until they get here and see that 90% of women here actually look like this and not like the stereotypical model latina
: Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 17:38:09 No.205933750 1705937815633.jpg 72 KB JPG People are always like "Brazilians don't suffer because le hot girls" until they get here and see that 90% of women here actually look like this and not like the stereotypical model latina

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Anon doesn't have a merry Christmas | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: 53 3f9ce749393313556(...).png (28 KB, 357x313) 83/12/10 Anonymous (ID: ut94w3CO 12/25/24(Wed)08:59:03 No.492312671 >>492312759 >>492312835 >>492312904 >>492312966 >>492312976 >>492313058 >>492313130 >>492313192 >>492313208 >>492313319 >>492313525 >>492314252 >>492314580 >>492315020 >>492315089 >>492315099 >>492315173 >>492315209 >>492315990 >>492318353 >>492318435 >>492318570 >>492318674 >>492318935 >>492319182 >>492319219 >>492319493 >>492319578 >>492319634 >>492320026 >>492320046 >>492321370 >>492321787 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: 53 3f9ce749393313556(...).png (28 KB, 357x313) 83/12/10 Anonymous (ID: ut94w3CO 12/25/24(Wed)08:59:03 No.492312671 >>492312759 >>492312835 >>492312904 >>492312966 >>492312976 >>492313058 >>492313130 >>492313192 >>492313208 >>492313319 >>492313525 >>492314252 >>492314580 >>492315020 >>492315089 >>492315099 >>492315173 >>492315209 >>492315990 >>492318353 >>492318435 >>492318570 >>492318674 >>492318935 >>492319182 >>492319219 >>492319493 >>492319578 >>492319634 >>492320026 >>492320046 >>492321370 >>492321787 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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Anon sucks at being gay | /r/Greentext

onymous 104 KB JPG 12/25/24(Wed)11:57:43 No.38379896 >be me >be gay virgin >love old men >but I'm already 24 >soon I won't be interesting for mature men anymore, and will become one myself Why do we have to age, anons? Anonymous >>38379896 (OP) # 12/25/24(Wed)12:02:31 No.38379919 Old men are the easiest to have sex with have you even tried? >>38379928 # Anonymous >>38379919 # >have you even tried? 12/25/24(Wed)12:04:30 No.38379928 No, not yet at least. But I'm afraid of getting too old before the opportunity arises. >>38379943 # >>38380544 # Anonymous >>38379928 # 12/25/24(Wed)12:06:40 No.38379943 Just make a grindr account with an ass pic on your profile You'll find someone in less than an hour
onymous 104 KB JPG 12/25/24(Wed)11:57:43 No.38379896 >be me >be gay virgin >love old men >but I'm already 24 >soon I won't be interesting for mature men anymore, and will become one myself Why do we have to age, anons? Anonymous >>38379896 (OP) # 12/25/24(Wed)12:02:31 No.38379919 Old men are the easiest to have sex with have you even tried? >>38379928 # Anonymous >>38379919 # >have you even tried? 12/25/24(Wed)12:04:30 No.38379928 No, not yet at least. But I'm afraid of getting too old before the opportunity arises. >>38379943 # >>38380544 # Anonymous >>38379928 # 12/25/24(Wed)12:06:40 No.38379943 Just make a grindr account with an ass pic on your profile You'll find someone in less than an hour

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Anon sees his dad | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:18 No.79854733 >saw my dad for the first time in a while >sudden urge to stop being a f------ loser 2-B 128 KB JPG Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:22:09 No.79854754 Take advantage of that momentum, we always have those flashes where the spark comes back. >>79854784 # Anonymous >>79854754 # 12/25/24(Wed)13:25:23 No.79854784 it's been so long since i've had my s--- together but yeah good point
onymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:18 No.79854733 >saw my dad for the first time in a while >sudden urge to stop being a f------ loser 2-B 128 KB JPG Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:22:09 No.79854754 Take advantage of that momentum, we always have those flashes where the spark comes back. >>79854784 # Anonymous >>79854754 # 12/25/24(Wed)13:25:23 No.79854784 it's been so long since i've had my s--- together but yeah good point

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