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: Anonymous Can't get women 185 KB JPG 07/24/23 (Mon)08:53:48 No.903127628 >6'4" >white >buff, tan and well kept >make 6 figs >approaching in broad daylight and being want to introduce myself >try to start a conversation and they are completely uninterested nice >every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" or something similar and that I >zero responses, even from ugly women, women think it's creepy or annoying What does it take? Legit I need help. I've tried grocery stores, gyms, public malls. >>903127825 # I'm always polite and I've worked sales my whole life so I understand interpersonal dynamics. I'm actually super normal. What the f--- do I do? I WFH and do not want to die alone. >>903127983 # : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # Please tell me this is a larp 07/24/23(Mon) 08:54:21 No.903127658 : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # >>every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" that's where you lose them, retard 07/24/23 (Mon)08:58:20 No.903127821
: Anonymous Can't get women 185 KB JPG 07/24/23 (Mon)08:53:48 No.903127628 >6'4" >white >buff, tan and well kept >make 6 figs >approaching in broad daylight and being want to introduce myself >try to start a conversation and they are completely uninterested nice >every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" or something similar and that I >zero responses, even from ugly women, women think it's creepy or annoying What does it take? Legit I need help. I've tried grocery stores, gyms, public malls. >>903127825 # I'm always polite and I've worked sales my whole life so I understand interpersonal dynamics. I'm actually super normal. What the f--- do I do? I WFH and do not want to die alone. >>903127983 # : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # Please tell me this is a larp 07/24/23(Mon) 08:54:21 No.903127658 : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # >>every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" that's where you lose them, retard 07/24/23 (Mon)08:58:20 No.903127821

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Anon's achievement are great | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 52 KB JPG Anonymous 156 KB JPG 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124207 You will never have a friend circle. You will never have a girlfriend. You will never have sex. 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124229 >>71124207 (OP) # So be it, life is still beautiful.
: Anonymous 52 KB JPG Anonymous 156 KB JPG 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124207 You will never have a friend circle. You will never have a girlfriend. You will never have sex. 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124229 >>71124207 (OP) # So be it, life is still beautiful.

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Anon overhears his parents | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Feels bad, man 28 KB JPG 07/23/23(Sun)00:19:57 No.74125541 >be me >haven't moved out of the womb yet >overhear my parents talking about an abortion >aw s--- >try attacking my mom when she brings it up so she doesnt do it >she wants to do it more now >goddamnit
Anonymous Feels bad, man 28 KB JPG 07/23/23(Sun)00:19:57 No.74125541 >be me >haven't moved out of the womb yet >overhear my parents talking about an abortion >aw s--- >try attacking my mom when she brings it up so she doesnt do it >she wants to do it more now >goddamnit

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Anon meets a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/23/23(Sun)17:53:43 No.74134606 >>74134638 I am ashamed of myself, brothers. >end up talking to girl I met on reddit after she responded to my comment >we talk in messages for a week >huge paragraphs of messaging back n forth >end up exchanging phone numbers >we texts huge paragraphs back n forth >share selfies, family photos, plans to meet irl >she is from cali I am from midwest >2 weeks into talking she asked me why I wear a hat in all my pictures >admit to her it's my main insecurity and I wear a baseball cap often to hide it >she replies "I wish you were honest from the beginning, I've been so open and transparent with you. This feels awkward now. The most attractive thing a guy can be in confident in himself what would you guys do next? Ghost, call her? Met this girl 2 weeks ago on reddit, she lives across the US alone in Cali and makes a lot of stocks. Says she recently found Christ but demons often will torture her in her sleep...
Anonymous 07/23/23(Sun)17:53:43 No.74134606 >>74134638 I am ashamed of myself, brothers. >end up talking to girl I met on reddit after she responded to my comment >we talk in messages for a week >huge paragraphs of messaging back n forth >end up exchanging phone numbers >we texts huge paragraphs back n forth >share selfies, family photos, plans to meet irl >she is from cali I am from midwest >2 weeks into talking she asked me why I wear a hat in all my pictures >admit to her it's my main insecurity and I wear a baseball cap often to hide it >she replies "I wish you were honest from the beginning, I've been so open and transparent with you. This feels awkward now. The most attractive thing a guy can be in confident in himself what would you guys do next? Ghost, call her? Met this girl 2 weeks ago on reddit, she lives across the US alone in Cali and makes a lot of stocks. Says she recently found Christ but demons often will torture her in her sleep...

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Hmmmmmmmmm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous M 07/03/23(Mon)22:09:30 No.73889121 pepe shrug.png 150 KB PNG >Older brother would let me use his computer to play minecraft when I was young >One day be f------ around, looking through files, generally being a nosy little s--- >Find his furry p--- folder, was the first time I was exposed to p--- >Masturbate and c-- for the first time, thought it was weird that they were animal people but boobs are boobs >Do this many more times, eventually stop using his PC when I got a phone at ~15 >Never developed a furry fetish, never seeked it out after I was able to search for my own p--- Explain. It's pretty weird that I never developed one now that I think about it.
: Anonymous M 07/03/23(Mon)22:09:30 No.73889121 pepe shrug.png 150 KB PNG >Older brother would let me use his computer to play minecraft when I was young >One day be f------ around, looking through files, generally being a nosy little s--- >Find his furry p--- folder, was the first time I was exposed to p--- >Masturbate and c-- for the first time, thought it was weird that they were animal people but boobs are boobs >Do this many more times, eventually stop using his PC when I got a phone at ~15 >Never developed a furry fetish, never seeked it out after I was able to search for my own p--- Explain. It's pretty weird that I never developed one now that I think about it.

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Anon takes redpill ideology to college | /r/Greentext

IMG 2229 f (20 KB, 722x508) Anonymous 07/23/23(Sun)20:04:33 No.74133481 ► >>74133498 >>74133514 >>74133539 >>74133550 >>74133581 >>74133582 >>74133923 >be me >in intro ethics class >there is a class debate on virginity and social norms etc led by TA >girl across from me is staunch feminist and says virginity does not matter at all >she mentions offhand that she has a boyfriend and a body count of 8 >being a permavirgin this upsets me >I start talking about redpill beliefs and sexual economics, women are supposed to be virgins (mistake I know) >she says I'm being hypocritical since male virginity is seen as negative while female virginity is seen as positive >I use the tried and true key/lock analogy: >"A key that can open many locks is a master key, a lock that opens to any key is just a s----- lock" >legit felt like I had just blown her away >she looks at me like I'm being retarded and says: >"a sharpener that can sharpen every pencil is valuable, a pencil that's been in every sharpener is just useless" >goes on to argue that analogies are stupid and just show my argument is baseless >finishes talking and looks at me >like a full on idiot I just start stammering >"w-well, the thing is that doesn't, uh" >before I can formulate an argument the rest of the class starts laughing >can feel my cheeks burning >TA smirks and says "okay that's enough, let's move on" I haven't gone to class since. College in liberal states is the f------ worst.
IMG 2229 f (20 KB, 722x508) Anonymous 07/23/23(Sun)20:04:33 No.74133481 ► >>74133498 >>74133514 >>74133539 >>74133550 >>74133581 >>74133582 >>74133923 >be me >in intro ethics class >there is a class debate on virginity and social norms etc led by TA >girl across from me is staunch feminist and says virginity does not matter at all >she mentions offhand that she has a boyfriend and a body count of 8 >being a permavirgin this upsets me >I start talking about redpill beliefs and sexual economics, women are supposed to be virgins (mistake I know) >she says I'm being hypocritical since male virginity is seen as negative while female virginity is seen as positive >I use the tried and true key/lock analogy: >"A key that can open many locks is a master key, a lock that opens to any key is just a s----- lock" >legit felt like I had just blown her away >she looks at me like I'm being retarded and says: >"a sharpener that can sharpen every pencil is valuable, a pencil that's been in every sharpener is just useless" >goes on to argue that analogies are stupid and just show my argument is baseless >finishes talking and looks at me >like a full on idiot I just start stammering >"w-well, the thing is that doesn't, uh" >before I can formulate an argument the rest of the class starts laughing >can feel my cheeks burning >TA smirks and says "okay that's enough, let's move on" I haven't gone to class since. College in liberal states is the f------ worst.

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Anon Goes to the Movies | /r/Greentext

2h (7/23 13:44) 187927508 62 Re . 8 Img PNG 183KB (400 x 400) ebb[1].png 18 Replies >watch oppenheimer in theaters for the first time since covid >screen has s--- contrast and is slightly out of focus >retard behinds me keeps knocking his foot into my seat >entire first 20 minutes of the movie ruined by people trying to find their seat and making everyone get up >phone lights everywhere >some a------ had his phone set to flash for notifications >smells like popcorn and BO >seats suck ass : >cannot go 5 minutes without some f----- getting up from their chair >hear constant "oh wow" and other stupid comments like they can't control what's in their head. >even the people I went with CANNOT help themselves but whisper something to me like "heh that actually happened by the way" >3 hours of this I am never going to the theaters again. it's a downgrade in every single way from watching at home and frankly modern audiences don't have the attention span to sit still and shut up and watch a movie so it's a lost cause all around. 2h (7/23 13:52). 187927875 8 Replies 2h (7/23 13:58). 187928108 >>187927875 can u kys? i'll pay you you can post your bait now im hungry : >>187927508 (OP) It gave you a story to tell oppenbro. Btw did you do the barbenheimer double or did you chud out and just watch the male movie because you are uncomfortable with your sexuality? :
2h (7/23 13:44) 187927508 62 Re . 8 Img PNG 183KB (400 x 400) ebb[1].png 18 Replies >watch oppenheimer in theaters for the first time since covid >screen has s--- contrast and is slightly out of focus >retard behinds me keeps knocking his foot into my seat >entire first 20 minutes of the movie ruined by people trying to find their seat and making everyone get up >phone lights everywhere >some a------ had his phone set to flash for notifications >smells like popcorn and BO >seats suck ass : >cannot go 5 minutes without some f----- getting up from their chair >hear constant "oh wow" and other stupid comments like they can't control what's in their head. >even the people I went with CANNOT help themselves but whisper something to me like "heh that actually happened by the way" >3 hours of this I am never going to the theaters again. it's a downgrade in every single way from watching at home and frankly modern audiences don't have the attention span to sit still and shut up and watch a movie so it's a lost cause all around. 2h (7/23 13:52). 187927875 8 Replies 2h (7/23 13:58). 187928108 >>187927875 can u kys? i'll pay you you can post your bait now im hungry : >>187927508 (OP) It gave you a story to tell oppenbro. Btw did you do the barbenheimer double or did you chud out and just watch the male movie because you are uncomfortable with your sexuality? :

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Anon and his pencil sharpener | /r/Greentext

53 KB JPG >be me >4th grade >bring 3 sharpners to school >friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners >bring 3 more sharpners the next day >friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection >start collecting more and more sharpners >go to stationary every week to by more sharpners >collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month >start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner >english teacher asks for a sharpner >offer her the bag thinking she'd be impressed >sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents >only allowed to bring 1 sharpner >idea.jpg >make a huge sharpner out of cardboard >dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint >display it on my table during the english period >get sent to the office
53 KB JPG >be me >4th grade >bring 3 sharpners to school >friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners >bring 3 more sharpners the next day >friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection >start collecting more and more sharpners >go to stationary every week to by more sharpners >collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month >start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner >english teacher asks for a sharpner >offer her the bag thinking she'd be impressed >sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents >only allowed to bring 1 sharpner >idea.jpg >make a huge sharpner out of cardboard >dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint >display it on my table during the english period >get sent to the office

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Which way western Man? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ZA IS CHEAPER THN 07/23/23(Sun)08:21:09 No.645005609 U Co-op game Pale American gloomy goth girl Tanned Japanese genki gyaru 時間 1684095051967047.png 1.56 MB PNG PARTY
: Anonymous ZA IS CHEAPER THN 07/23/23(Sun)08:21:09 No.645005609 U Co-op game Pale American gloomy goth girl Tanned Japanese genki gyaru 時間 1684095051967047.png 1.56 MB PNG PARTY

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Anon works at KFC | /r/Greentext

CIA 04/21/15 (Tue) 01:37:12 No.43748 >>43750 >>43752 >>43764 >>43788 >>44218 >>46243 >>47481 File (hide): 1429598232252.jpg (108.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, e69.jpg) >Apply for a job at KFC >Score a same-day interview because the regional manager is in town >Nervous as f--- >Get to the interview a few minutes early >Forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself >Adopt CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves >Interviewer shows up >Hand him my info folder >"Mr Interviewer, I'm Anon" >"Hi Anon, nice to meet you." >He sits >I sit >He opens my folder >Starts with the typical interview questions >The_insecurity_rises.bane >He gets to my references >"If I were to call every one of your references, what would they tell me?" >"They would be extremely longwinded" >He laughs >"You're a confident guy" >"For you." >He gives me an odd look like he's not sure what I meant >He brushes it off and continues >More questions >Eventually, he asks me where I see myself in 5 years >"Managing this resturaunt... with no dissatisfied customers." >"Good to see someone with some backbone applying for our company. Most of the people who've shaken hands with today had sweaty palms and cracking voices. When can you start?" Mfw Baneposting gave me the courage to ace my job interview, and I am now gainfully employed.
CIA 04/21/15 (Tue) 01:37:12 No.43748 >>43750 >>43752 >>43764 >>43788 >>44218 >>46243 >>47481 File (hide): 1429598232252.jpg (108.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, e69.jpg) >Apply for a job at KFC >Score a same-day interview because the regional manager is in town >Nervous as f--- >Get to the interview a few minutes early >Forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself >Adopt CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves >Interviewer shows up >Hand him my info folder >"Mr Interviewer, I'm Anon" >"Hi Anon, nice to meet you." >He sits >I sit >He opens my folder >Starts with the typical interview questions >The_insecurity_rises.bane >He gets to my references >"If I were to call every one of your references, what would they tell me?" >"They would be extremely longwinded" >He laughs >"You're a confident guy" >"For you." >He gives me an odd look like he's not sure what I meant >He brushes it off and continues >More questions >Eventually, he asks me where I see myself in 5 years >"Managing this resturaunt... with no dissatisfied customers." >"Good to see someone with some backbone applying for our company. Most of the people who've shaken hands with today had sweaty palms and cracking voices. When can you start?" Mfw Baneposting gave me the courage to ace my job interview, and I am now gainfully employed.

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