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Anon gets scammed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 69 KB PNG >be me 12/18/24(Wed)20:42:47 No.928819336 >Get ai scam call of someone using ai to pretend to be my gf >Wire them money >Get evicteda< >Depression >Go to psychiatrist, tell them >Paranoid schizophrenia, prescribed abilify
Anonymous 69 KB PNG >be me 12/18/24(Wed)20:42:47 No.928819336 >Get ai scam call of someone using ai to pretend to be my gf >Wire them money >Get evicteda< >Depression >Go to psychiatrist, tell them >Paranoid schizophrenia, prescribed abilify

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Anon reveals the new tactic for protests against Trump | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: k4bmvd40 12/18/24(Wed)17:29:05 No.21766899 467 KB JPG DEMOCRAT, PROTEST AGAINST TRUMP: MARRY A FOREIGNER! >many Democrats are angry at the new Trump administration >one of the main agendas of the Trump administration is mass deportation and border protection Why don't we generate lulz by getting Democrats to marry foreigners en masse as a form of protest Anonymous (ID: penClwF8) >>21766899 (OP) # 12/18/24(Wed)17:32:05 No.21766912 show the new haircut, f-----
Anonymous (ID: k4bmvd40 12/18/24(Wed)17:29:05 No.21766899 467 KB JPG DEMOCRAT, PROTEST AGAINST TRUMP: MARRY A FOREIGNER! >many Democrats are angry at the new Trump administration >one of the main agendas of the Trump administration is mass deportation and border protection Why don't we generate lulz by getting Democrats to marry foreigners en masse as a form of protest Anonymous (ID: penClwF8) >>21766899 (OP) # 12/18/24(Wed)17:32:05 No.21766912 show the new haircut, f-----

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB JPG 06/01/21(Tue)14:58:04 No.855843594 Sorry for bad englang >be me >belly location having pressure >pain >on the defecation chair >large movement >pressure gone Mfw
Anonymous 45 KB JPG 06/01/21(Tue)14:58:04 No.855843594 Sorry for bad englang >be me >belly location having pressure >pain >on the defecation chair >large movement >pressure gone Mfw

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Aching beauty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)17:46:31 No.206848484 imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-GcljXW6a0lej.jpg 261 KB JPG >gets big role >immediately destroys her appearance What are some other cases of actors becoming self- destructive Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:49:02 No.206848525 What's the most accepted theory currently? I think she's on ozempic
: Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)17:46:31 No.206848484 imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-GcljXW6a0lej.jpg 261 KB JPG >gets big role >immediately destroys her appearance What are some other cases of actors becoming self- destructive Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:49:02 No.206848525 What's the most accepted theory currently? I think she's on ozempic

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Anon is depressed designer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:06:08 No.458362 GF-pfKaW8AAeMPp.png 35 KB PNG > Be me, Design student, shy, strange, dumb, 20 > Now, jaded, no longer an incel and a bit far right. Due to bad experiences in college > How do I navigate design world without letting my prejudice by my negative experiences in design influence my work or opportunities
Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:06:08 No.458362 GF-pfKaW8AAeMPp.png 35 KB PNG > Be me, Design student, shy, strange, dumb, 20 > Now, jaded, no longer an incel and a bit far right. Due to bad experiences in college > How do I navigate design world without letting my prejudice by my negative experiences in design influence my work or opportunities

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Anon plays videogames | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AND THANKS TO MY FRANKLY BRILLIANT ALLOCATION OF POINTS TO ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, I POSSESS A ROBUST AND INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MONSTER GENITALS. 12/18/24(Wed)16:48:13 No.697687653 unknown-9.png >lose game >"gg ez" 6 KB PNG >send winner a friend request >start gaming together instead of against each other >become friends >eventually start hanging out outside of vidya too >become even better friends >hang out at his place, get to know his family >eventually have sweaty grunting gay sex with his dad.
Anonymous AND THANKS TO MY FRANKLY BRILLIANT ALLOCATION OF POINTS TO ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, I POSSESS A ROBUST AND INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MONSTER GENITALS. 12/18/24(Wed)16:48:13 No.697687653 unknown-9.png >lose game >"gg ez" 6 KB PNG >send winner a friend request >start gaming together instead of against each other >become friends >eventually start hanging out outside of vidya too >become even better friends >hang out at his place, get to know his family >eventually have sweaty grunting gay sex with his dad.

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Give me the funny green line back. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Original HP 12/17/24(Tue)22:20:44 No.697648046 Remake 34 KB PNG Why do game developers hate cool Uls?
Anonymous Original HP 12/17/24(Tue)22:20:44 No.697648046 Remake 34 KB PNG Why do game developers hate cool Uls?

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Alien Vs the Free Market | /r/Greentext

File: 15977406 1805014946431975(...).jpg (45 KB, 480x535) If an alien wore a hat 2 So? Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:02:02 No. 718539399 Also ylyl >>7185- Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:14:53 No. 718540228 File: 15966183 352610801798649 (...).jpg (8 KB, 254x168) 3 How would he use it? how about...
File: 15977406 1805014946431975(...).jpg (45 KB, 480x535) If an alien wore a hat 2 So? Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:02:02 No. 718539399 Also ylyl >>7185- Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:14:53 No. 718540228 File: 15966183 352610801798649 (...).jpg (8 KB, 254x168) 3 How would he use it? how about...

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To Be Taught | /r/Greentext

000 No.50060599 13 hours ago >>50041236 My dad told me a story from his driving class in high school (mid 80s) and a classmates we shall call Dave >Dave driving down anonsville road >there is a cat about to make a dash across >oncoming traffic won't allow for a swerve >traffic behind so can't stop on a dime. >instructor sees the cat >dad in back seat sees cat >Dave sees cat and doesn't know what to do >"hit the cat" sighs the instructor >cat burns out gets past Dave >Oh good >Dave swerves into the otherlane trying to hit the cat >W-- >DAVE YOU RETARD W-- ARE YOU DOING >YOU SAID HIT THE CAT >No one got hurt >Miraculously no accidents >Traffic is jammed >Dad's pants are passed >From laughing >Dave fails >Cat is fine 1 reply
000 No.50060599 13 hours ago >>50041236 My dad told me a story from his driving class in high school (mid 80s) and a classmates we shall call Dave >Dave driving down anonsville road >there is a cat about to make a dash across >oncoming traffic won't allow for a swerve >traffic behind so can't stop on a dime. >instructor sees the cat >dad in back seat sees cat >Dave sees cat and doesn't know what to do >"hit the cat" sighs the instructor >cat burns out gets past Dave >Oh good >Dave swerves into the otherlane trying to hit the cat >W-- >DAVE YOU RETARD W-- ARE YOU DOING >YOU SAID HIT THE CAT >No one got hurt >Miraculously no accidents >Traffic is jammed >Dad's pants are passed >From laughing >Dave fails >Cat is fine 1 reply

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American Pisces | /r/Greentext

308 KB JPG old chad Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.
308 KB JPG old chad Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.

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