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: Anonymous 12/22/19(Sun)05:36:09 No.55912135 >>55911851 (OP) # Some Anon already made a good post about this feel >When you're there, you imagine how grand it would be to go home, but when you get back home, you realize that life carried on without you.... and that you were never really needed there. In the desert, we were needed. People relied on us. I understand why troops get depressed when they return home... because we don't need people's pity. We need a purpose. Outside of the consumerist matrix of America, we found a purpose, even if it's not what we initially wanted for ourselves. Coming back to 126 KB PNG the land of excessive convenience and incessant cynicism, we found ourselves stripped of the roles we'd spent time devoting our sweat to. They give us a pat on the back, some time off & a free annual meal at Applebee's... but where's the purpose? Consuming just to consume, with the only struggle being, "how can I consume more?" America.... the land of the free, and the home of the perpetually depressed souls, who always see the green grass while standing on their dead lawns. The desert was red, but the desert was green.
: Anonymous 12/22/19(Sun)05:36:09 No.55912135 >>55911851 (OP) # Some Anon already made a good post about this feel >When you're there, you imagine how grand it would be to go home, but when you get back home, you realize that life carried on without you.... and that you were never really needed there. In the desert, we were needed. People relied on us. I understand why troops get depressed when they return home... because we don't need people's pity. We need a purpose. Outside of the consumerist matrix of America, we found a purpose, even if it's not what we initially wanted for ourselves. Coming back to 126 KB PNG the land of excessive convenience and incessant cynicism, we found ourselves stripped of the roles we'd spent time devoting our sweat to. They give us a pat on the back, some time off & a free annual meal at Applebee's... but where's the purpose? Consuming just to consume, with the only struggle being, "how can I consume more?" America.... the land of the free, and the home of the perpetually depressed souls, who always see the green grass while standing on their dead lawns. The desert was red, but the desert was green.

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A Winner is Just a Loser That Tried One More Time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)11:39:43 No.63321424 Leo Dicaprio >literally unmoggable >11/10 females immediately remove their panties and throw themselves at him Leo DiCaprio Flew A Crew Of Perfect 10 Models To A Private Island Party For New Year's Eve ty Dat L >renowned movie star >by all accounts a bro as well >lifted? not even once unless you count 722 KB JPG lifting 100lb models to bed how to achieve this mode?
: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)11:39:43 No.63321424 Leo Dicaprio >literally unmoggable >11/10 females immediately remove their panties and throw themselves at him Leo DiCaprio Flew A Crew Of Perfect 10 Models To A Private Island Party For New Year's Eve ty Dat L >renowned movie star >by all accounts a bro as well >lifted? not even once unless you count 722 KB JPG lifting 100lb models to bed how to achieve this mode?

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Anon is bipolar | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/21(Fri)13:24:02 No.65243009 >be me >feel like a god >unfriend everyone because I feel like a god >don't feel like a god anymore >miss friends 79 KB JPG make up your f------ mind already stupid brain 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 09/03/21(Fri)13:24:02 No.65243009 >be me >feel like a god >unfriend everyone because I feel like a god >don't feel like a god anymore >miss friends 79 KB JPG make up your f------ mind already stupid brain 3 Replies View Thread

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death grips saves /mu/tant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/16/18(Sun)17:31:19 No.82820695 >be me in 2012 >be 12 years old >already an avid /mu/tant thanks to older brother >walking back home from school >earbuds broken 6 KB JPG >humming patrician tunes to avoid full silence >essentially inducing myself into hypnosis >creepy guy in black subaru stops next to me >asks me if i need a lift >mental stupor and music-driven ennui has been broken >full metal retard kicks in >scream "YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY D---" at him >creep interprets it as an accusation >thinks he's been caught >peels off full speed >tfw death grips saved my prepubescent a------ in 2012
: Anonymous 09/16/18(Sun)17:31:19 No.82820695 >be me in 2012 >be 12 years old >already an avid /mu/tant thanks to older brother >walking back home from school >earbuds broken 6 KB JPG >humming patrician tunes to avoid full silence >essentially inducing myself into hypnosis >creepy guy in black subaru stops next to me >asks me if i need a lift >mental stupor and music-driven ennui has been broken >full metal retard kicks in >scream "YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY D---" at him >creep interprets it as an accusation >thinks he's been caught >peels off full speed >tfw death grips saved my prepubescent a------ in 2012

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Anon Attempts to Get Topped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/21(Fri)01:25:53 No.862335900 >be me >autistic and unable to chat with women >chat with men fine >start thinkingI might be gay >download Grindr >make account 47 KB JPG >get bunch of horny dudes asking me to bottom >Indian guy calling me bby girl >white guy sending me pics of his ass asking me to come f--- it raw right then at 3am >hairy 60 year old white guy sending me pics of tiny hair covered penis asking if I need a daddy >didn't even upload a pic >realize l'm actually straight
: Anonymous 09/03/21(Fri)01:25:53 No.862335900 >be me >autistic and unable to chat with women >chat with men fine >start thinkingI might be gay >download Grindr >make account 47 KB JPG >get bunch of horny dudes asking me to bottom >Indian guy calling me bby girl >white guy sending me pics of his ass asking me to come f--- it raw right then at 3am >hairy 60 year old white guy sending me pics of tiny hair covered penis asking if I need a daddy >didn't even upload a pic >realize l'm actually straight

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Anon takes a bath | /r/Greentext

Embarrassing/F----- up/Cringy stories from your childhood thread. I'll start. >/b/ about 4 years old >taking a bath unattended by my parents for the first time >mom fills the tub for me and tells me to wash up >"ilf you need to go to the bathroom just go" >chilling in tub playing with my toys for about half 13 KB JPG an hour >stomach start rumbling real bad >f--- I got to take a s--- >don't want to get out of tub because cold, wet, and naked >remember what mom said >the beast is unleashed underwater >push turd away >f--- wait it's not going down the drain >keep pushing it down against the drain >smushing it >water is becoming brown now and I'm swimming in a tub of full of s--- >mom comes back in "What the f---!?" >but you said >"I MEANT LIKE JUST GO IN THE TOILET" >l am honestly f------ retarded. > this memory still haunts me sometimes and I can only hope my mother has gone senile and forgotten.
Embarrassing/F----- up/Cringy stories from your childhood thread. I'll start. >/b/ about 4 years old >taking a bath unattended by my parents for the first time >mom fills the tub for me and tells me to wash up >"ilf you need to go to the bathroom just go" >chilling in tub playing with my toys for about half 13 KB JPG an hour >stomach start rumbling real bad >f--- I got to take a s--- >don't want to get out of tub because cold, wet, and naked >remember what mom said >the beast is unleashed underwater >push turd away >f--- wait it's not going down the drain >keep pushing it down against the drain >smushing it >water is becoming brown now and I'm swimming in a tub of full of s--- >mom comes back in "What the f---!?" >but you said >"I MEANT LIKE JUST GO IN THE TOILET" >l am honestly f------ retarded. > this memory still haunts me sometimes and I can only hope my mother has gone senile and forgotten.

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Anon fucks up | /r/Greentext

>cutting ball hair >accidentally cut open b------- Help 17 KB JPG
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Anon gets the last word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:18:04 No.816697201 >t----- >bike home from work >ride past a group of teen-agers >get wolf-wistled at >turn around and yell "ew thats gay" in my manliest voice >bike away while his friends laugh 40 KB JPG at him 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:25:53 No.816697581 >>816697201(OP) # Man kek gay LOLI TraP hen al SCere The OUT 149 KB JPG EdoN
: Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:18:04 No.816697201 >t----- >bike home from work >ride past a group of teen-agers >get wolf-wistled at >turn around and yell "ew thats gay" in my manliest voice >bike away while his friends laugh 40 KB JPG at him 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:25:53 No.816697581 >>816697201(OP) # Man kek gay LOLI TraP hen al SCere The OUT 149 KB JPG EdoN

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