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Anonymous >>63044441 (OP) # 12/17/24(Tue)08:26:54 No.63044459 how do i get a 1x4 inch cylinder of soft material out of a rifle's chamber? additionally, its imperative that the cylinder goes unharmed >>63044476 # >>63044487 # >>63044528 # >>63044750 # >>63044843 #
Anonymous >>63044441 (OP) # 12/17/24(Tue)08:26:54 No.63044459 how do i get a 1x4 inch cylinder of soft material out of a rifle's chamber? additionally, its imperative that the cylinder goes unharmed >>63044476 # >>63044487 # >>63044528 # >>63044750 # >>63044843 #

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File: IMG_2098.jpg (548 KB, 932x651) ☐ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)04:07:00 No.206973547 >>206976476 >>206977045 >>206979316 >>206979391 >goes to "war" >girlfriend cucks him >does nothing in war What was the point of this movie? >>206974004 >>206974035 >>206974053 >>206974054 >>206974065 >>206974066 >>206974083 >>206974139 >>206974144 >>206974325 >>206974641 >>206974663 >>206974754 >>206974824 >>206974834 >>206975359 >>206975518 >>206975695 >>206975983 Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 04:21:37 No.206973948 >>206973974 >>206973987 >>206974052 >>206974055 >>206974065 >>206974085 >>206974464 >>206974489 >>206974575 >>206974645 >>206979237 Average US vet experience.
File: IMG_2098.jpg (548 KB, 932x651) ☐ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)04:07:00 No.206973547 >>206976476 >>206977045 >>206979316 >>206979391 >goes to "war" >girlfriend cucks him >does nothing in war What was the point of this movie? >>206974004 >>206974035 >>206974053 >>206974054 >>206974065 >>206974066 >>206974083 >>206974139 >>206974144 >>206974325 >>206974641 >>206974663 >>206974754 >>206974824 >>206974834 >>206975359 >>206975518 >>206975695 >>206975983 Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 04:21:37 No.206973948 >>206973974 >>206973987 >>206974052 >>206974055 >>206974065 >>206974085 >>206974464 >>206974489 >>206974575 >>206974645 >>206979237 Average US vet experience.

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This community requires title to be at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)18:18:41 No.69860893 81 KB JPG >be me >have gf >hear about Andrew Tate, decide to look him up >really like his advice >decide to try it on gf to gain her respect >be with her one day >tell her that I cheated on her (i didn't) >she is understandably upset >tell her "Yeah, got drunk. F----- some girl. Don't remember her name. If you want to leave you can leave." >she actually does >heartbroken, text her every day telling her it wasn't real and I was just following advice I got online to be cool >tell her to look up Andrew Tate so she'll see what i mean >pretty sure she blocked me, all our friends hate me now What the f--- do I do? She was my first gf, I literally have nothing without her.
Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)18:18:41 No.69860893 81 KB JPG >be me >have gf >hear about Andrew Tate, decide to look him up >really like his advice >decide to try it on gf to gain her respect >be with her one day >tell her that I cheated on her (i didn't) >she is understandably upset >tell her "Yeah, got drunk. F----- some girl. Don't remember her name. If you want to leave you can leave." >she actually does >heartbroken, text her every day telling her it wasn't real and I was just following advice I got online to be cool >tell her to look up Andrew Tate so she'll see what i mean >pretty sure she blocked me, all our friends hate me now What the f--- do I do? She was my first gf, I literally have nothing without her.

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Drumpfs masterplan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: a2xCjAii) 12/17/24(Tue)19:14:02 No.491661319 >>491661371 >>491661572 >>491661616 >be 2025 >Trump wins second term, libs and media lose their minds >Everyone's convinced he's gonna pull the US out of NATO, sell Alaska back to Russia, and kiss Putin on live TV >Day 1: pulls troops back from Europe, calls Zelensky "a nice kid, but it's not our problem" >"America first," they cheer >Ukraine starts to buckle, Russia's momentum grows, autocrats around the world celebrating >Suddenly, out of nowhere >US delivers 500 HIMARS systems, 10,000 Abrams, F-16s, Patriots, and drops the full industrial might of the American military on Russia's head >Russian positions get flattened in weeks, Kremlin in total panic >Putin starts crying on TV about "Western aggression" >China tries to play tough - Trump slaps them with 1000% tariffs and threatens to bomb their ports if they so much as blink at Taiwan >North Korea? Their latest missile test blows up on the launch pad - Trump tweets "Rocket Man's fireworks are sad!" before dropping a fleet in the Yellow Sea >Iranian regime collapses under maximum sanctions and covert ops >Ukraine pushes to Moscow; Putin "disappears" into a bunker >Trump delivers a speech at a newly rebuilt Kyiv >"They all said, they said, 'Trump, he loves Russia. Trump loves Putin.' You know that, you've heard it, everybody said it. Not true, folks. We sent the best tanks. The Abrams, very tough. Very strong. Zelensky knows, he knows - I told him, I said, 'You're doing a fantastic job, but you need me to win. And we did it. Bye-bye, Putin! China? Behaving now. North Korea? Very quiet, very small rockets now, folks. Very sad rockets. Iran? They gave up - totally gave up. Nobody's heard from them in months. Because when America steps in, we win. And we win bigly. We won bigly, folks. You're welcome." >walks off stage to the sound of NATO leaders applauding and Zelensky tearing up >"God Bless America" plays as US troops raise the flag on a Kremlin reduced to rubble
Anonymous (ID: a2xCjAii) 12/17/24(Tue)19:14:02 No.491661319 >>491661371 >>491661572 >>491661616 >be 2025 >Trump wins second term, libs and media lose their minds >Everyone's convinced he's gonna pull the US out of NATO, sell Alaska back to Russia, and kiss Putin on live TV >Day 1: pulls troops back from Europe, calls Zelensky "a nice kid, but it's not our problem" >"America first," they cheer >Ukraine starts to buckle, Russia's momentum grows, autocrats around the world celebrating >Suddenly, out of nowhere >US delivers 500 HIMARS systems, 10,000 Abrams, F-16s, Patriots, and drops the full industrial might of the American military on Russia's head >Russian positions get flattened in weeks, Kremlin in total panic >Putin starts crying on TV about "Western aggression" >China tries to play tough - Trump slaps them with 1000% tariffs and threatens to bomb their ports if they so much as blink at Taiwan >North Korea? Their latest missile test blows up on the launch pad - Trump tweets "Rocket Man's fireworks are sad!" before dropping a fleet in the Yellow Sea >Iranian regime collapses under maximum sanctions and covert ops >Ukraine pushes to Moscow; Putin "disappears" into a bunker >Trump delivers a speech at a newly rebuilt Kyiv >"They all said, they said, 'Trump, he loves Russia. Trump loves Putin.' You know that, you've heard it, everybody said it. Not true, folks. We sent the best tanks. The Abrams, very tough. Very strong. Zelensky knows, he knows - I told him, I said, 'You're doing a fantastic job, but you need me to win. And we did it. Bye-bye, Putin! China? Behaving now. North Korea? Very quiet, very small rockets now, folks. Very sad rockets. Iran? They gave up - totally gave up. Nobody's heard from them in months. Because when America steps in, we win. And we win bigly. We won bigly, folks. You're welcome." >walks off stage to the sound of NATO leaders applauding and Zelensky tearing up >"God Bless America" plays as US troops raise the flag on a Kremlin reduced to rubble

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Anon's human rights are in danger | /r/Greentext

American hating chinese citiziens Tim Walz and Phil Murphy frivolously sue gun makers American hating chinese citizi(...) 12/16/24(Mon)02:09:03 No.1368617 GbOxzXZXAAAQGoi[1].jpg 61 KB JPG https://www.phillyvoice.com/new-jersey-glock-lawsuit-gun- switches-minnesota/ >Tim Walz, a chinese citizen, America hater and alleged child r----- has teamed up with Phil Murphy, an israeli citizen, America hater and intentional mass murderer of olds to sue Glock for frivolous b------- in an attempt to deny Americans their basic human rights
American hating chinese citiziens Tim Walz and Phil Murphy frivolously sue gun makers American hating chinese citizi(...) 12/16/24(Mon)02:09:03 No.1368617 GbOxzXZXAAAQGoi[1].jpg 61 KB JPG https://www.phillyvoice.com/new-jersey-glock-lawsuit-gun- switches-minnesota/ >Tim Walz, a chinese citizen, America hater and alleged child r----- has teamed up with Phil Murphy, an israeli citizen, America hater and intentional mass murderer of olds to sue Glock for frivolous b------- in an attempt to deny Americans their basic human rights

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Anon is a military strategist | /r/Greentext

725 KB JPEG The US has lost every war each time it has fought against an opponent that f---- animals. What does this mean for the future? > WARS LOST > Taliban - literally marry goats and f--- them > Vietcong - regularly f--- monkeys and water buffalo > Cubans - f--- so many pigs they named a bay after it > WARS WON > Nazis - only f--- pristine white women or jewish sex slaves > J--- - train women from childhood to be painted sex slaves > British - men mostly impotent, women resort to lesbianism > Spaniels - only f--- hot latina women who love a--- The next upcoming wars are against Russia and China. The Russians f--- bears and the Chinese f--- pandas. WE ARE DOOMED
725 KB JPEG The US has lost every war each time it has fought against an opponent that f---- animals. What does this mean for the future? > WARS LOST > Taliban - literally marry goats and f--- them > Vietcong - regularly f--- monkeys and water buffalo > Cubans - f--- so many pigs they named a bay after it > WARS WON > Nazis - only f--- pristine white women or jewish sex slaves > J--- - train women from childhood to be painted sex slaves > British - men mostly impotent, women resort to lesbianism > Spaniels - only f--- hot latina women who love a--- The next upcoming wars are against Russia and China. The Russians f--- bears and the Chinese f--- pandas. WE ARE DOOMED

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Anon is an Asian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 12/17/24(Tue)14:10:19 No.79778778 >be me >goes to asian college famous for high suicide rate >so stressful they have an anti suicide mental help subcourse for students >see it and thought I'd get some advice plus some free scores >tfw I was forced to attend useless seminars 4 times a week and do hard, time consuming essays reports about psychology Woah thanks n----- now I'd actually wanna kill myslef 7 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 79 KB JPG >>79779461 # 12/17/24(Tue)15:39:15 No.79779221 >>79779138 # Wild, get rekt f-----. This is what you get for trying to cheat the system. You must Chinese, because you f------ cheat in everything.
: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 12/17/24(Tue)14:10:19 No.79778778 >be me >goes to asian college famous for high suicide rate >so stressful they have an anti suicide mental help subcourse for students >see it and thought I'd get some advice plus some free scores >tfw I was forced to attend useless seminars 4 times a week and do hard, time consuming essays reports about psychology Woah thanks n----- now I'd actually wanna kill myslef 7 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 79 KB JPG >>79779461 # 12/17/24(Tue)15:39:15 No.79779221 >>79779138 # Wild, get rekt f-----. This is what you get for trying to cheat the system. You must Chinese, because you f------ cheat in everything.

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Anonymous 360 KB PNG reason >get a boner I want to die 09/19/21(Sun)08:09:24 No.65439323 >have to do a presentation in front of class >nervous >remember hearing that you should think of everyone in their underwear because it'll make you less nervous for some retarded
Anonymous 360 KB PNG reason >get a boner I want to die 09/19/21(Sun)08:09:24 No.65439323 >have to do a presentation in front of class >nervous >remember hearing that you should think of everyone in their underwear because it'll make you less nervous for some retarded

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Anon got a new neighbor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 12/17/24(Tue)17:24:34 No.79779672 >Be me >Living in my house >New woman moves across the street >Literally an autist, seriously >Her special interest is the King James Bible >Her entire social media feed is just King James Bible s--- >I say hi on the street a few times >She starts to notice me >Hands me a book and asks me to read it and tell her later what she thinks about it >It's about a Christian TV series from the 1980's >Can't even talk to me without requiring I bring up Bible with her Jesus Christ 2 Replies 1 Image the View Thread
: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 12/17/24(Tue)17:24:34 No.79779672 >Be me >Living in my house >New woman moves across the street >Literally an autist, seriously >Her special interest is the King James Bible >Her entire social media feed is just King James Bible s--- >I say hi on the street a few times >She starts to notice me >Hands me a book and asks me to read it and tell her later what she thinks about it >It's about a Christian TV series from the 1980's >Can't even talk to me without requiring I bring up Bible with her Jesus Christ 2 Replies 1 Image the View Thread

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Femanon accidentally destroys man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 159 KB JPG 09/29/21(Wed)01:09:45 No.65565901 >meet cute robot >go over to his house >kiss, start undressing each other >he's nervous, I think he's a virgin >go slowly and be gentle >we go upstairs, he starts fingering me >he's good >I take his underwear off >the very first thing I notice is that his pubes are shaved into a perfect little rectangle, exactly like Hitler's moustache >I try to hide my laughter by sucking him, but I don't think it worked >as he gets ready to f--- me, I can't help but crack up because the way his boner is pointing slightly upwards makes me imagine it doing the nazi salute and saying "Heil Dickler" >laughing too hard and too embarrassed to explain what's funny, I start to get dressed to leave >block him out of shame >he probably thought I was laughing because his d--- was small I'm sorry Mark
Anonymous 159 KB JPG 09/29/21(Wed)01:09:45 No.65565901 >meet cute robot >go over to his house >kiss, start undressing each other >he's nervous, I think he's a virgin >go slowly and be gentle >we go upstairs, he starts fingering me >he's good >I take his underwear off >the very first thing I notice is that his pubes are shaved into a perfect little rectangle, exactly like Hitler's moustache >I try to hide my laughter by sucking him, but I don't think it worked >as he gets ready to f--- me, I can't help but crack up because the way his boner is pointing slightly upwards makes me imagine it doing the nazi salute and saying "Heil Dickler" >laughing too hard and too embarrassed to explain what's funny, I start to get dressed to leave >block him out of shame >he probably thought I was laughing because his d--- was small I'm sorry Mark

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