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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

>>96970883 # >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 100% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25. >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?

Anon begins the journey of the coomer | /r/Greentext

>Be me >19, yes seriously >Started jacking off like 2 days ago >Have now done it 4 times since then, and I am likely to go for a fifth later >I'm becoming one aren't I 6 KB JPG

Anon makes an impulse decision | /r/Greentext

File: peepoCozy.png (22 KB, 123x126) I Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)21:00:50 No.864106868 > be me > gap year > watch documentary about expedition to Mt Everest > think damn i should do that > book ticket for a few weeks later > next day > decide to use stairs instead of elevator as practice > mfw legs barely functioning after 4 flights > realise im not cut out for this > refund ticket > go to grocery store > buy $80 worth of coke zero and cheetos > lay on bed and binge watch whole new season of sex education don't make impulse decisions anons it won't work out

The Chastity Gauntlet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)00:00:21 No.864090327 >get in fight with gf over the phone >get mad and punch my wall| >hit the stud and break my hand >can't j------- now 27 KB PNG guess I'm doing nofap for the next 6 weeks anons

anon’s worst nightmare | /r/Greentext

04/24/21(Sat)13:39:00 No.318423251 >Go to christian rally in my town >Leftist sjws show up >A really good looking t----- singles me out in a crowd >Fight breaks out >She pepper sprays me, kicks me in the balls and while l'm in pain 41 KB JPG drags me somewhere >Open my eyes and see that she dragged me to some really quiet alley >Tells me to kiss her leather boots. I'm still being stunner so I obey. >Takes off one of the shoes and showes her sweaty toes into my mouth >Tells me to apologize for being transphobic bigot while her foot is in my mouth >l obey, but it's really hard. I'm coughing from her pungent feet smell and my eyes are tearing. I mumble that l'm sorry. >Takes her foot out of my mouth and rubs my d--- with her foot until I e-------- >Tells me to say that trans rights are human rights, I do so >She gently pats my head and calls me a good boy. Feel really warm inside. >Gives me her phone number and says that she'll see me soon. >l wake up in my cold moldy room hugging my pillow. Even my dreams torture me. Why life is so cruel,bros?

Anon is going crazy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/20/18(Fri)14:39:13 No.44822 >out with my friend >sitting on a bench >be talking >people throwing us weird glances >think it's because of the obscene 283 КВ PNG topics >dont care >keep talking >suddenly one old dude comes up to me >"Excuse me, Sir, but who are you talking to" I wish I was kidding. I've already made an appointment with a psychiatrist. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Threa

Hasta La Vista, Baby | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/21 (Wed)16:10:55 No.63716634 >been flirting with girl for three weeks >comes over to my house before our date >go to my room to grab her a jacket since it started raining >follows me to me room >see's my Arnie poster hanging in my room that's signed by him (picrelate) 3.42 MB JPG >gives me a bewildered look and asks why I have that above my bed >says she thinks its weird >her mood changed completely and was very closed off during the date and hasn't talked to me since The f--- is wrong with women.

Anon makes a mess. | /r/Greentext

Anon is a boomer | /r/Greentext

I tell ya' >opens a can of Bud Light kids these days >gently massages protruding beer belly just ain't >begins daily ritual of zoning out to TV like they used to be >puts a triple bacon cheeseburger in the 52 KB PNG microwave Why back in my day >cheers as his favorite n---- catches the football we had some >asks permission to go to the local sports bar, wife says no gosh darn >hires Jose the illegal immigrant to mow his lawn work ethic n' >blames Jose for all his problems pride >dies of a heart attack at age 58

it was a good day | /r/Greentext

File: 1DABBE95-5154-4F9C-9018-9(.).jpg (205 KB, 2048x954) O Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)23:25:09 No.852874775 >>852874950 >be me >wake up late on a Saturday >feeling good >great weather out >decide to take my dog for a walk >temperature is perfect, warm but with a breeze >find a $5 Bill on the sidewalk while I'm walking >put it in my pocket and keep walking >pull out my phone and my headphones to listen to music >phone is 100% charged >put headphones in and pull up my playlist >press shuffle >favorite song is the first song playing >take my dog to dog park >let him run off-leash and sit down on the bench >qt 3.14 sits down next to me >short black hair that curls outwards at the ends >start up conversation and we hit it off >talk about our jobs and turns out she's a police detective >cops are a huge turn on for me >we talk for almost an hour until she has to go >gives me her number and leaves >stay at the park for about 30 minutes until dog walks up to me and lets me know he's ready to go >walk home with the breeze blowing >get inside and the inside of the house is perfectly warm >walk to the kitchen >pull out some pans and s--- and start cooking >decide to cook a steak >listen it some music and cook it >sit down and eat it when it's done >best steak l've eaten in my life >give some of the leftover pieces to my dog (not too much, I care about his health) >dark out now, so head to bed >turn the air on and get the house nice and cool >lay down in the bed and turn on the TV >favorite show immediately comes on >dog comes into my room and curls onto my lap >best day of my life >suddenly remember French people exist mfw my entire day is ruined

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