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Anon makes a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 19:03:49 No.686011898 While there are guns and money, there won't be any freedom, Luisa. communism.jpg 176 KB JPG >anti-capitalist >gun control advocate >"Here's the protagonist of our cowboy game, people!" Face it, videogames were always woke, they just used to be more subtle about it Anonymous truth 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:21 No.686012009 >>686020513 # Anonymous >>686011898 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:35 No.686012023 I don't remember the context. He could be just nihilistic about it.

Anon obsesses over helicopters | /r/Greentext

File: mh-139-grey-wolf-fleet-cut.jpg (395 KB, 1920x1080) Boeing incompetence Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:43:51 No.62922398 >>62922408 >>62922491 >>62922595 >>62922687 >>62922964 >be Boeing >decide to build Leonardo's AW139s for the USAF to replace hueys >Boeing decides to "militarize" the 139 by removing the entire air conditioning system >crew complains about not being able to breathe > avionics now overheat not too long after takeoff >have to spend millions trying to refit the aircon units Is Boeing retarded? Why the f--- would they still get contracts like the T-7 after the s--- they keep pulling? Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:47:47 No.62922408 ►>>62922414 >>62922706 >>62923109 >>62922398 (OP) turns out you can't just replace all the white engineers with pajeets and expect everything to still work Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:49:41 No.62922414 >>62922408 >replace all the white engineers with pajeets >>62922422 >>62922427 >>62922439 >>62922860 google and microsoft did it and profits are through the roof.

Too Cruel To Be Alive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #

Anon raises a daughter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)22:19:55 No.23988523 My daughter will >know Latin fluently by age 8 >know Greek fluently by age 12 >know enough Aramaic to read the original Torah (from which the Hebrew targum derives) by age 16, to give her a basis for reading Semitic languages >have reading knowledge of all major Romance languages by age 16 >be fluent in German by age 16 >be conversationally fluent in Russian from casual speaking around the home by age 20, to give her a basis for reading Slavic languages >know just enough Sanskrit to translate shastras with a dictionary by age 24 >know between 2000 and 10000 Chinese radicals by age 24, selected for frequency of appearance in classical texts >learn mathematics via Euclid, Apollonius of Perga, Eratosthenes, Hipparchus, Archimedes, Ptolemy, Diophantus, Descartes, Fermat, Leibniz, Newton, and Euler, with additional study as desired (and in tandem with me) >have read all of the western classics with me by age 20, and read them continuously throughout her life >be severely beaten if she reads any literature published after 1960 and not vetted by me first >be able to read musical notation and play decent piano (but I will not pressure to play music her beyond that) >be a borderline asexual lesbian, pursuant to Paglia's belief that only semi-insane lesbians like Dickinson have access to the creative muse >be a practiced Goethean scientist and zarte Empirist, with near- expert knowledge of cloud types, minerals, plants, and animals, and expert knowledge in genera of her choosing >be soundly beaten for so much as expressing an interest in "smart- phones" or "popular culture" (prolefeed) >be beheaded via scimitar and replaced with her slightly younger sister if she breaks any of these rules or consorts with men >finally be allowed, after a certain point (decided by me), to date and marry ONE (1) world-historical man (as adjudged by me, after I reread Hegel's Philosophy of History five times consecutively and sign off on his eigentliche weltgeschichtlichkeit), on the understanding that I will torture him to death, dismember him, and send his remains via horsemen to fore symbolic corners of the earth if he disrespects her, followed by her beheading as well (with aforementioned scimitar) Anonymous 11/24/24(Sun)08:50:46 No.23989191 >>23988523 # my son will bench 200lbs at 15 and will r--- your daughter

Le confusion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

Anon watches wicked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous good 66 KB JPG 11/24/24(Sun)21:01:36 No.206239810 >Goes to see wicked >Sneak in food obviously >Movie starts out with someone getting cucked >Child comes out different color, father doesn't divorce but raises the kid anyway >Made fun of for skin color >Turns out she's super nice and >Everyone realizes they shouldn't judge based on race >Judge her based on race at the end anyway >Google what happens in Wizard of Oz >The same witch goes on to enslave an entire group of people and animals >Tortures a lion >Enslaves some poor foreign girl >Witch is killed and everyone is happy to not be oppressed >Turns out they were right to judge based on skin color What did they mean by this?

The Ballad of Ella. One of the greatest greentexts ever. | /r/Greentext

Anon owns and operates a slaughterhouse | /r/Greentext

>Be me, 26M >Own and operate a slaughterhouse, 3.5 acres in size, capacity of around 45k livestock, passed down by my dad >Go on dates >A few minutes in, get asked what I do for a living >Tell them I own and operate a slaughterhouse >They get visibly uncomfortable, get blocked minutes after 1st date

Anon is a professional cosplayer | /r/Greentext

>> >> Anonymous 01/01/15(Thu)13:16:56 No.589805467 >>589805822 I got a f----- up story for you. >Be 20 >Need money >Meet 59 year old guy >Guy is a retired software engineer, loads of money >Guy tells me he has super hero fetish >Says he will pay me $500 per "session", no sex or touching on his part >Reluctantly agree >Get to his house >Has me dress into a highly detailed Superman costume >Pays me to "pretend I am being killed by a super villain" >Guy sits on the couch and jerks off while I roll around the floor and pretend to be getting killed by an evil villain >Guy is literally saying stuff like "F--- yeah Superman! I got you now!" while I do this >Do this multiple times a month, each time in a different costume like Spider Man, Green Lantern, etc. >Do this for around 6 months until I got a regular job Anonymous 01/01/15(Thu)13:19:52 No.589805822 File: ooooh.jpg (7 KB, 267x200) >>589805467 >"f--- yeah Superman! i got you now!"

Netherlandistan | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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