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Anon provides help for poor girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:11:20 No.765484418 19 and struggling with uni costs. I sell cheap nudes :) My Kik is natasha_alderson5001 153 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:13:01 No.765484501 >>765484418 (OP) # why don't you sell expensive nudes instead?
: Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:11:20 No.765484418 19 and struggling with uni costs. I sell cheap nudes :) My Kik is natasha_alderson5001 153 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:13:01 No.765484501 >>765484418 (OP) # why don't you sell expensive nudes instead?

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Anon goes to sleep early | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)18:11:29 No.63608199 >go to sleep early >wake with intense lower back up pain >neck hurts >can't properly open one eye >only manage to sleep 6 hours >has happened in 3 consecutive 320 KB PNG nights It's like l'm being punished for trying to turn my life around.
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)18:11:29 No.63608199 >go to sleep early >wake with intense lower back up pain >neck hurts >can't properly open one eye >only manage to sleep 6 hours >has happened in 3 consecutive 320 KB PNG nights It's like l'm being punished for trying to turn my life around.

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Anon has a close call | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies
Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies

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Anon likes Beethoven | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)12:05:05 No.854093583 >come home from work >first thing I do is lay down in bed, and ponder at the roof >take my phone, some headphones and browse >out of thin air I think of listening to 6 KB JPG beethoven 9 >turn on the long 80 minute version >relax, listening to a quiet yet dramatic orchestra play out a tune to my ears i remember it felt otherworldly, haven't been happier that I listened to the full thing
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)12:05:05 No.854093583 >come home from work >first thing I do is lay down in bed, and ponder at the roof >take my phone, some headphones and browse >out of thin air I think of listening to 6 KB JPG beethoven 9 >turn on the long 80 minute version >relax, listening to a quiet yet dramatic orchestra play out a tune to my ears i remember it felt otherworldly, haven't been happier that I listened to the full thing

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Anon is a fish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/20(Thu)21:46:35 No.842567137 >be me, fish WHY? >live in science class fish tank >just swimming around randomly one day >"boy I sure love my life in this nice water" 26 KB PNG >a special needs kid proceeds to pour fabric softener in the tank >mfw
: Anonymous 12/17/20(Thu)21:46:35 No.842567137 >be me, fish WHY? >live in science class fish tank >just swimming around randomly one day >"boy I sure love my life in this nice water" 26 KB PNG >a special needs kid proceeds to pour fabric softener in the tank >mfw

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Anon wants Shrek 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)18:54:33 No.854040996 Do you have any good Kazaa stories? >be me >12yo, don't know how to spot suspicious files 6 KB JPG >Shrek 2.avi.exe 14kb >seems legit > can no longer boot computer > repairman comes over, my whole family is in the room when my downloaded scat p--- folder is discovered
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)18:54:33 No.854040996 Do you have any good Kazaa stories? >be me >12yo, don't know how to spot suspicious files 6 KB JPG >Shrek 2.avi.exe 14kb >seems legit > can no longer boot computer > repairman comes over, my whole family is in the room when my downloaded scat p--- folder is discovered

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Anon watches the Simpsons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)22:25:23 No.854057324 >Be me >Watching Simpsons guest couch gag compilation >LA-Z Rider (the 80s one) comes on reallyawesome.jpg >Look up animator >Steve Cutts 135 KB JPG >See his other works >Nothing but annoying "Humans bad" b------- >Mfw the only thing of value he ever has and will make is a f------ Simpsons couch gag
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)22:25:23 No.854057324 >Be me >Watching Simpsons guest couch gag compilation >LA-Z Rider (the 80s one) comes on reallyawesome.jpg >Look up animator >Steve Cutts 135 KB JPG >See his other works >Nothing but annoying "Humans bad" b------- >Mfw the only thing of value he ever has and will make is a f------ Simpsons couch gag

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Anon memed himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed)10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real
: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed)10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real

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Anon is terrified | /r/Greentext

File: ikyiuoka7d421 jpg (42 KB, 646x595) O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)05:49 22 No. 150720588 - >watching a TV show >all of a sudden a character stops and looks directly into the camera >recites my full name, date of birth, address, social security number, and the outfit I'm currently wearing >show resumes like nothing happened Uh.. bros??
File: ikyiuoka7d421 jpg (42 KB, 646x595) O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)05:49 22 No. 150720588 - >watching a TV show >all of a sudden a character stops and looks directly into the camera >recites my full name, date of birth, address, social security number, and the outfit I'm currently wearing >show resumes like nothing happened Uh.. bros??

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Anon is woke af | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)22:42:00 No.626975- >Bro trust me there are definitely not tiny people in your tv >it's like uhhh it's actually a complex signal that's transmitted through the air >and it like uuuhhh it makes the tv blink certain lights that create the moving picture of people moving around >there are no tiny people it's actually 50 KB PNG science
: Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)22:42:00 No.626975- >Bro trust me there are definitely not tiny people in your tv >it's like uhhh it's actually a complex signal that's transmitted through the air >and it like uuuhhh it makes the tv blink certain lights that create the moving picture of people moving around >there are no tiny people it's actually 50 KB PNG science

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