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Anonymous 327 KB PNG shuttle 12/09/24(Mon)22:12:01 No.928443790 > be me, just graduated college, poor af > apply for job as space station janitor > get the job > commute in every morning from Earth > one day boss rings before I get the > "don't come in today, 'they' are visiting" > whatever, a day off is a day off > go into work the next day > find all researchers dead > 'they' have taken over > I start cleaning up, one of 'them' approaches me > mindlinks into me telling me my services are no longer required > see out of the corner of my eye 'they've' hired one of 'them' as janitor > get home later that day > call from mom > "how did you manage to screw up another job?" I don't think boomers are actually capable of understanding how tough the modern job market is. Anonymous >>928443790 (OP) # 12/09/24(Mon)22:14:48 No.928443909 Did you ever jerk of in zero g?
Anonymous 327 KB PNG shuttle 12/09/24(Mon)22:12:01 No.928443790 > be me, just graduated college, poor af > apply for job as space station janitor > get the job > commute in every morning from Earth > one day boss rings before I get the > "don't come in today, 'they' are visiting" > whatever, a day off is a day off > go into work the next day > find all researchers dead > 'they' have taken over > I start cleaning up, one of 'them' approaches me > mindlinks into me telling me my services are no longer required > see out of the corner of my eye 'they've' hired one of 'them' as janitor > get home later that day > call from mom > "how did you manage to screw up another job?" I don't think boomers are actually capable of understanding how tough the modern job market is. Anonymous >>928443790 (OP) # 12/09/24(Mon)22:14:48 No.928443909 Did you ever jerk of in zero g?

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Anon is para | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG >be me 12/14/24(Sat) 15:21:43 No.928643976 >Calling Amazon customer support >This call may be listened to " >Hang up because my privacy is important to me >Realize technically all calls are listened to and don't have full set of information >Call back >"This call may be listened to and recorded for quality assurance >Hang up because my privacy is important to me
: Anonymous 38 KB JPG >be me 12/14/24(Sat) 15:21:43 No.928643976 >Calling Amazon customer support >This call may be listened to " >Hang up because my privacy is important to me >Realize technically all calls are listened to and don't have full set of information >Call back >"This call may be listened to and recorded for quality assurance >Hang up because my privacy is important to me

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Anon hates modern music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 15:01:25 No.124793897 The state of current music/cvltvre in one pic >the larp >the fakery >the attempt to 'organically' launch a new manufactured look and vibe based on some pastiche of authentic s--- from the past >hair plugs and 'hello, fellow youngsters' look
Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 15:01:25 No.124793897 The state of current music/cvltvre in one pic >the larp >the fakery >the attempt to 'organically' launch a new manufactured look and vibe based on some pastiche of authentic s--- from the past >hair plugs and 'hello, fellow youngsters' look

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So thats why youre gay Anon, yeah? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>79754473 # 12/15/24(Sun)02:51:13 No.79754661 >be polite and obdient to women >instantly turn them off >be aggressive and cruel to women >they fall in love with you >>79754719 #
: Anonymous >>79754473 # 12/15/24(Sun)02:51:13 No.79754661 >be polite and obdient to women >instantly turn them off >be aggressive and cruel to women >they fall in love with you >>79754719 #

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Can we get a new CEO for Sony already? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)05:38:16 No.697258982 GOT24ulWsAAV4-H.jpg 61 KB JPG >Playstation division is losing more money than their movie division >Sony president Hiroki Totoki basically sending a message to western divisions by shutting down Firewalk Studios and gutting Bungie warning them that he's not f------ around >This probably Naughty Dog's final hurrah >This is the last thing people will remember before Naughty Dog finally gets shut down
Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)05:38:16 No.697258982 GOT24ulWsAAV4-H.jpg 61 KB JPG >Playstation division is losing more money than their movie division >Sony president Hiroki Totoki basically sending a message to western divisions by shutting down Firewalk Studios and gutting Bungie warning them that he's not f------ around >This probably Naughty Dog's final hurrah >This is the last thing people will remember before Naughty Dog finally gets shut down

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Harry Potter isn't even that ugly jfc | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)22:45:35 No.79752947 'Dangerous' teen jailed for assaulting two girls after they called him Harry Potter A TEENAGER who stabbed a girl in the face and smashed another's head against a fence because they called him Harry Potter has been jailed. 1734185642453483.png 308 KB PNG >Try to flirt with incel to save him from his loneliness >Get brutally assaulted Your kind deserves to be alone. 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread
⠀ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)22:45:35 No.79752947 'Dangerous' teen jailed for assaulting two girls after they called him Harry Potter A TEENAGER who stabbed a girl in the face and smashed another's head against a fence because they called him Harry Potter has been jailed. 1734185642453483.png 308 KB PNG >Try to flirt with incel to save him from his loneliness >Get brutally assaulted Your kind deserves to be alone. 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread

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anon wonders why westerns hate money | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?
Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?

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Anon looks for mature love | /r/Greentext

e: IMG_1093.jpg (260 KB, 655x668) >be me >live off inheritance from dead woman relative >money running out, need more >brainwave.exe >need new old woman to leave me money >create accounts on cougarlife, silversingles and cobwebcunts >immediately get ten desperate responses from wrinkled faced oxygen wasters >on one she is in front of a large house >use google image search to locate address >propertyshark gives me her name and says house worth $2million >she has open facebook profile, probably in her 60s >looks lonely Target acquired. Just a few years of pounding shriveled vaginis then im set for life. Enjoy the rat race wagies.
e: IMG_1093.jpg (260 KB, 655x668) >be me >live off inheritance from dead woman relative >money running out, need more >brainwave.exe >need new old woman to leave me money >create accounts on cougarlife, silversingles and cobwebcunts >immediately get ten desperate responses from wrinkled faced oxygen wasters >on one she is in front of a large house >use google image search to locate address >propertyshark gives me her name and says house worth $2million >she has open facebook profile, probably in her 60s >looks lonely Target acquired. Just a few years of pounding shriveled vaginis then im set for life. Enjoy the rat race wagies.

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Many such cases | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?
Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?

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Anon never wins at anything | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MrgfZnjB) + Kamala defeated by finnish aut(...) €500.00 Single 11/04/24(Mon)10:22:14 No.486911661 Kamala Harris 2.50 To Win US Presidential Election 2024 Tue 5 Nov 19:00 Stake €500.00 Share To Return €1,250.00 Cash Out €500.00 the game was rigged from the start.jpg 31 KB JPG I can 100% guarantee that Trump will win the election. And it's all thanks to me. This is because I have placed a bet on Kamala. And I have never won at anything, ever. It is literally, physically impossible for me to ever win at anything. This is the fate that the universe has decreed for me. But I have figured out how to abuse this fact. By betting on whichever candidate I don't want to win, I can affect the results. I would still rather take the money than see Trump win, but know that I did this for /pol/. So when Trump wins tomorrow don't forget who to thank Anonymous (ID: G2pluL+5
Anonymous (ID: MrgfZnjB) + Kamala defeated by finnish aut(...) €500.00 Single 11/04/24(Mon)10:22:14 No.486911661 Kamala Harris 2.50 To Win US Presidential Election 2024 Tue 5 Nov 19:00 Stake €500.00 Share To Return €1,250.00 Cash Out €500.00 the game was rigged from the start.jpg 31 KB JPG I can 100% guarantee that Trump will win the election. And it's all thanks to me. This is because I have placed a bet on Kamala. And I have never won at anything, ever. It is literally, physically impossible for me to ever win at anything. This is the fate that the universe has decreed for me. But I have figured out how to abuse this fact. By betting on whichever candidate I don't want to win, I can affect the results. I would still rather take the money than see Trump win, but know that I did this for /pol/. So when Trump wins tomorrow don't forget who to thank Anonymous (ID: G2pluL+5

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