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Anon is a businessman | /r/Greentext

No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars

Anon has Inception like dream. | /r/Greentext

>sleeping >realize l'm dreaming >instead of doing cool lucid dream stuff I'm overcome with a paniced need to wake up >force myself awake >don't actually wake up, just wake up into a different dream 66 КВ GIF >still aware that I am asleep >still have panic to need to get up >try force myself awake again >just wake up into another dream, panic and urge to wake up intensifies >repeat process 20 times >finally wake up for real >so much sleep inertia that I can't stay awake >try to will myself to stay awake >roll nat 1 >straight back into the cycle of trying to awaken from inside my dreams >10 more iterations of the dream >finally wake up for real and able to stay awake this happens to me at least twice a week

Anon loves legos | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)21:27:33 No.61878375 >be me 31 robot >love legos >inb4 cringe I dont care I love to build them >l will be 30 next week >visit parents today >they are like "what do you want for your big day anon" 13 KB PNG >l tell them nothing just like every year >"but anon you didn't want anything for the last 5 years, and this is your 30th birthday you can ask anything" >really? >"yeah, what do you need a new mobile or a computer Yesterday they announced that new samsung phone do you want that?" >l would like lego taj mahal >they go a------ crazy >"WHY IS IT THAT YOU ALWAYS WANT STUFF LIKE THIS, WHY DONT YOU WANT ANYTHING NORMAL" >okay okay forget it I don't want anything And we started to talk about something else. Why are normies like this? They asked me what do I want. I dont want a f------ phone (which is 1300 euros btw, while lego taj mahal is 300). 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

Anon discovers evolution | /r/Greentext

CLICK, CLACK, MOO Cows That Type >Be me as a kid >Love the book "Click Clack Moo, Cows That Type" >Be me as a teen >Enjoy Animal Farm immensely >Be me as an adult 275 KB JPG >Crippling hypnotized-cow-girl- hentai fetish The most marvelous of evolutions

Anon finds a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 761573897 9 min. ago 4chan I blame you. >be me, 17 >just got license >home alone, want McD's >Drive in my Mom's minivan >4chan has been daily browsing for me at this point >drive through >"Yeah, uhm, can I get a 10 pc of some chicken tendies?" >whatthefuckdidljustsay.exe has been executed >this m----------- says "sure anon" >oneofus.jpg >drive to window, embarrassed af >guy is 20 something, says "you seem chill" and passes me note with his twitter >dm him >now best friends.

anon hires an escort | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21 (Fri)18:46:28 No.844936687 RT, Vi +V, 10hars (m +m)RT , RT m, RT, (m, +m, )RT, P; (m, + m,)T, m, T Tisat -Gm, Gm 二. TBsat 2 sat 3 1sat 2sat R u,(x + rp2) * – 20 5ỷ – 0žx + dz 1601638899698.jpg| 180 KB JPG >hire escort >she tells me its $100 for a--- >agree >meet her at her hotel room >pull down pants and start to put on condom >she walks behind me >feel something enter my ass >chickdick.tmp >she c--- >tells me thanks and gives me $100 >mfw

Anon helps his neighbor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 52353826 leri >have cute cardiobunny neighbour >she asks me if we can go running together >women running outside have been r---- and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection >we have been doing this once a week for a year, getting take out food afterwards 1,5 MB JPG Have I made it, /fit/? 34 REPLIES 63 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 52353835 Jeri •.. why haven't you r---- and killed her yet? 21 REPLIES

Anon's family | /r/Greentext

AnonymouS No.6230655674 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >l am married to my grandma >l am my own grandpa.

anon turns the tables | /r/Greentext

How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser 63 KB JPG >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. %3D Who is the loser now?

Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

File: 1608499208340.png (338 KB, 750x734) Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)09:39:56 No.540431254 >>540432119 >>540432136 >>540432240 >»540432302 >>540432346 >>540434872 >>540434987 >>540436842 >>540437287 >>540440384 >>540441318 >>540441467 >Difficulty: Tell Me a Story >Aim Assist: On >Weapon Sway: Off >Invisibility While Prone: On >Slow Motion While Aiming: On >Autosave Before Every Encounter: On >Enemy Perception: Low >Enemy Accuracy: Low >Boss Fight Skip Option: On >100% Walkthrough open >Discord open for emotional support Time to game.

anon doesn't axe murder someone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/06/16(Tue)00:35:04 No.702755839 >three years ago >really drunk >post my number on 4chan asking someone to call me and tell me a story til i fall asleep >this bald m------------ right here calls me 234 KB JPG >tells me a story about a bear who switches places with a human for a day >many keks til i fall asleep >becomes a weekly ritual >time goes on and its less stories and more general conversation >three years later hes getting married >asks me to be the best man in his wedding >whythefucknot.jpg >fly up the coast to stay at his house for the weekend >friends and family all know 'of' me so its kinda weird >but everyones really f------ chill especially his friends probably one of the best weekends of my life, all thanks to /b/. and to think i was gonna axe murder him.

Anon makes hot chocolate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)15:36:06 No.49300363 > be me > snowing > walk home > make hot chocolate > its good thank you hot chocolate 302 KB PNG 20 Replies / 8 Images View Thread

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