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>Bullied by jock a------ in highschool >He was 6'4, 9/10 aesthetics, great shape >Captain of the basketball team >Slept with all the girls 31 KB JPG >Also had 4.0+ and got a 33 on his ACT >He was better than me in every way, I had nothing over him and he knew it >He went to Yale after highschool >l was bored and was looking at Normiebook on my phone >MFW he has a brain tumor that is "probably inoperable" I literally jumped for joy in the middle of cold stone, people glared at me but for the first time I could not care less. I'll never bang a 10/10 like he did but l'll be fapping and playing vidya when he's in the f------ dirt
>Bullied by jock a------ in highschool >He was 6'4, 9/10 aesthetics, great shape >Captain of the basketball team >Slept with all the girls 31 KB JPG >Also had 4.0+ and got a 33 on his ACT >He was better than me in every way, I had nothing over him and he knew it >He went to Yale after highschool >l was bored and was looking at Normiebook on my phone >MFW he has a brain tumor that is "probably inoperable" I literally jumped for joy in the middle of cold stone, people glared at me but for the first time I could not care less. I'll never bang a 10/10 like he did but l'll be fapping and playing vidya when he's in the f------ dirt

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Anon play a game | /r/Greentext

connect 4.jpg 37 KB JPG >Valiant effort, Mr. Bond. However, you neglected to look diagonally.
connect 4.jpg 37 KB JPG >Valiant effort, Mr. Bond. However, you neglected to look diagonally.

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Anon hates Apple.. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. 89 KB PNG >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos
Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. 89 KB PNG >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos

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Anon has nightmares. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 05/11/21(Tue)11:20:57 No.63624380 >Go to sleep >start dreaming >For some reason I'm a soldier. >Escorting a chained bugs Bunny in an elevator with some other soldiers >Elevator stops, lights go out >Bugs Bunny isn't there anymore >Oh god oh f--- 166 KB PNG >Elevator opens, big dark room >A big fat silhouette can be seen >OH GOD OH F--- >Everyone get out the elevator and start shooting >He's too fast, he takes everyone down >In the chaos I get hit by a bullet on my left leg >TFW that actually hurt a lot >l keep shooting, he's coming at me >Can't stop him, he's about to reach me >Wake up >W-- is wrong with me w-- did I just dream about >Notice something >There is a big ugly bruise exactly where the bullet hit He's coming for me bros, I don't know what to do, but he's coming close I can feel it.
: Anonymous E 05/11/21(Tue)11:20:57 No.63624380 >Go to sleep >start dreaming >For some reason I'm a soldier. >Escorting a chained bugs Bunny in an elevator with some other soldiers >Elevator stops, lights go out >Bugs Bunny isn't there anymore >Oh god oh f--- 166 KB PNG >Elevator opens, big dark room >A big fat silhouette can be seen >OH GOD OH F--- >Everyone get out the elevator and start shooting >He's too fast, he takes everyone down >In the chaos I get hit by a bullet on my left leg >TFW that actually hurt a lot >l keep shooting, he's coming at me >Can't stop him, he's about to reach me >Wake up >W-- is wrong with me w-- did I just dream about >Notice something >There is a big ugly bruise exactly where the bullet hit He's coming for me bros, I don't know what to do, but he's coming close I can feel it.

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Anons plot twist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)09:27:09 No.766948731 >be me, 14 >sister is 16 >be at home one night, dad is out >sister is wearing bra and panties >boner.jpg >sitting on the couch watching tv >she says she's going to bed, goes to her 28 KB JPG room >dad gets home >dad and I f--- 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)09:27:09 No.766948731 >be me, 14 >sister is 16 >be at home one night, dad is out >sister is wearing bra and panties >boner.jpg >sitting on the couch watching tv >she says she's going to bed, goes to her 28 KB JPG room >dad gets home >dad and I f--- 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon hates u/floridaoutlaw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21 (Wed)14:43:25 No.853716761 >Be me >Have to go to therapy for an incident that happened a few days ago >Post a greentext about it here >Some f----- posts it on Reddit and gets 30,000 updoots F--- you u/floridaoutlaw eat s--- 218 KB GIF and die
: Anonymous 05/05/21 (Wed)14:43:25 No.853716761 >Be me >Have to go to therapy for an incident that happened a few days ago >Post a greentext about it here >Some f----- posts it on Reddit and gets 30,000 updoots F--- you u/floridaoutlaw eat s--- 218 KB GIF and die

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Anon is a simp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.63628255 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game 78 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.63628255 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game 78 KB JPG

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Anon’s Lady is 280 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)19:34 No.7072774 [!] File1303342470.jpg-(6 KB, 242x208, images4.jpg) >in high school >GIANT LANDWHALE, 400+ Ib >is universally known by the school as the fattest kid >senior year, she's voted 'most well-rounded' >mfw
Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)19:34 No.7072774 [!] File1303342470.jpg-(6 KB, 242x208, images4.jpg) >in high school >GIANT LANDWHALE, 400+ Ib >is universally known by the school as the fattest kid >senior year, she's voted 'most well-rounded' >mfw

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Anon works at GME | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas ...
Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas ...

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Anon is such a lady’s man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)17:58:01 No.43378543 Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking 273 KB PNG >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up" View Thread MemeCentercom
: Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)17:58:01 No.43378543 Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking 273 KB PNG >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up" View Thread MemeCentercom

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