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Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 bruh >graduate college 194 KB JPG >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it
Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 bruh >graduate college 194 KB JPG >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it

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Anon can't meet women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 66664567 H 362.2 KB JPG How do I meet women at 24? >100% male workplace >100% male hobbies 4 hr. ago ••• >90% male nightclubs and bars >zero women under 30 every time I go outside I am sure women just disappear the moment they leave school and respawn with a child 10 years later.
Anonymous | 66664567 H 362.2 KB JPG How do I meet women at 24? >100% male workplace >100% male hobbies 4 hr. ago ••• >90% male nightclubs and bars >zero women under 30 every time I go outside I am sure women just disappear the moment they leave school and respawn with a child 10 years later.

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Anon on old aged peoples | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why the f--- are there so many(...) 205 KB JPG 01/04/25(Sat) 18:19:47 No.79948619 >go on bus >almost all seats are immediately occupied by a bunch of middle-old aged people seemingly heading to nowhere >que for anything >like 90% of people in front are middle and old aged people even in weekdays >on to any tourist attraction >filled with these middle aged to old people. Where do they come from????? It seems that they don't even have jobs. Are 70% of the population just these filler people???? Why aren't we making use of them : Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 18:42:13 No.79948724 The US is an old people country. Average age is 41. That's what happens when you have women's rights, no fault divorce, child support, alimony, food stamps, and section 8. Women are effectively using the government as a weird hybrid daddy husband slave thing. It's not sustainable.
: Anonymous Why the f--- are there so many(...) 205 KB JPG 01/04/25(Sat) 18:19:47 No.79948619 >go on bus >almost all seats are immediately occupied by a bunch of middle-old aged people seemingly heading to nowhere >que for anything >like 90% of people in front are middle and old aged people even in weekdays >on to any tourist attraction >filled with these middle aged to old people. Where do they come from????? It seems that they don't even have jobs. Are 70% of the population just these filler people???? Why aren't we making use of them : Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 18:42:13 No.79948724 The US is an old people country. Average age is 41. That's what happens when you have women's rights, no fault divorce, child support, alimony, food stamps, and section 8. Women are effectively using the government as a weird hybrid daddy husband slave thing. It's not sustainable.

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Japan finds a cure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 69580733 GONES 135.3 KB JPG 15 hr ago ... >conventional wisdom says rich countries have an obesity problem >conventional wisdom says that carbs make you fat >Japan is a rich country with a carb heavy diet and barely anyone is fat what's their secret? 35 REPLIES 12 IMAGES Anonymous 69580737 In Japan fat lards are openly shamed. Thats the secret. 5 REPLIES REPLY 15 hr ago
Anonymous 69580733 GONES 135.3 KB JPG 15 hr ago ... >conventional wisdom says rich countries have an obesity problem >conventional wisdom says that carbs make you fat >Japan is a rich country with a carb heavy diet and barely anyone is fat what's their secret? 35 REPLIES 12 IMAGES Anonymous 69580737 In Japan fat lards are openly shamed. Thats the secret. 5 REPLIES REPLY 15 hr ago

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To birth a messiah | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon)23:43:02 No.207472722 >futuristic technology >spaceships >giant force fields >massive clone armies >no reliable birth control padnakin.jpg 225 KB JPG
Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon)23:43:02 No.207472722 >futuristic technology >spaceships >giant force fields >massive clone armies >no reliable birth control padnakin.jpg 225 KB JPG

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Because it's good and it sells | /r/Greentext

114 KB JPG >Is that... >...A HOT GIRL WHO LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY? >AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!!! Why is zoomer horror like this?
114 KB JPG >Is that... >...A HOT GIRL WHO LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY? >AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!!! Why is zoomer horror like this?

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“One BILLION points to Gryffindor!” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)21:04:48 No.207520700 File: dumbledore.png (193 KB, 592x532) >>207521023 >'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one BILLION points!" The students were left speechless as their headmaster cackled maniacally. "And you know what, NEGATIVE one billion points to Slytherin! Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will do!" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief by what they just heard. "I'm the headmaster! Hahaha I can do anything! ANYTHING! Even this!" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. "Sectumsempra!" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. "Crucio!" Ganondorf cried out once more. "What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!" Draco's expression turned from shock to a frown, whether by means of the cruciatus curse or by own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. "Avada kedavra! Avada kedavra!" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor en masse. After near every last member of the House of Slytherin laid dead before his outstretched legs, Dumbledore approach the still conscious Draco. "Hell will always be given to those who ask for it, my dear Draco." Dumbledore removed a ritual dagger from his robes and plunged it deep within Draco's heart, ending the Malfoy line once and for all. The prodigal of Slytherin's blood seeped down into the goblet beneath him, which Dumbledore had saved just for this occasion. As the blood finished pouring and the poor boy could stay upright no more, the headmaster cast the child's corpse aside and drank heartily from the chalice. Through blood-soaked teeth, the legendary Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore called for the attention of the remaining Hogwarts houses one last time. "A toast!" He proclaimed. "A toast, to gamers!" The students raised their own mugs in approval. What a magical year at Hogwarts!
Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)21:04:48 No.207520700 File: dumbledore.png (193 KB, 592x532) >>207521023 >'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one BILLION points!" The students were left speechless as their headmaster cackled maniacally. "And you know what, NEGATIVE one billion points to Slytherin! Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will do!" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief by what they just heard. "I'm the headmaster! Hahaha I can do anything! ANYTHING! Even this!" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. "Sectumsempra!" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. "Crucio!" Ganondorf cried out once more. "What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!" Draco's expression turned from shock to a frown, whether by means of the cruciatus curse or by own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. "Avada kedavra! Avada kedavra!" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor en masse. After near every last member of the House of Slytherin laid dead before his outstretched legs, Dumbledore approach the still conscious Draco. "Hell will always be given to those who ask for it, my dear Draco." Dumbledore removed a ritual dagger from his robes and plunged it deep within Draco's heart, ending the Malfoy line once and for all. The prodigal of Slytherin's blood seeped down into the goblet beneath him, which Dumbledore had saved just for this occasion. As the blood finished pouring and the poor boy could stay upright no more, the headmaster cast the child's corpse aside and drank heartily from the chalice. Through blood-soaked teeth, the legendary Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore called for the attention of the remaining Hogwarts houses one last time. "A toast!" He proclaimed. "A toast, to gamers!" The students raised their own mugs in approval. What a magical year at Hogwarts!

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Anon Counters Boredom | /r/Greentext

>Be me > Bored > Idea.jpeg 32 KB JPEG > Decide to fabricate a bomb threat > Open my laptop and look for chad I don't like > ffw a few days > I've been talking with him and recorded him on my phone > Use his voice to generate an ai that sounds indistinguishable from him over the phone > *67 (phone number of school) > "This is school, if you want to speak with an administrator please press 1" >1 > "Hello this is administratior" > Plays ai "My name is blank and I am going to blow up the school Monday." > Hang up I'm like Batman but better
>Be me > Bored > Idea.jpeg 32 KB JPEG > Decide to fabricate a bomb threat > Open my laptop and look for chad I don't like > ffw a few days > I've been talking with him and recorded him on my phone > Use his voice to generate an ai that sounds indistinguishable from him over the phone > *67 (phone number of school) > "This is school, if you want to speak with an administrator please press 1" >1 > "Hello this is administratior" > Plays ai "My name is blank and I am going to blow up the school Monday." > Hang up I'm like Batman but better

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Anon doesn't care | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood

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Hard working or hardly working? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15 KB PNG 3.1.2025, 19:28:43 > be me, shamless NEET > buy a new game, "House Flipper" > play it hours on end, love it No.86427242 > getting really good, this isn't so diffficult > idea.jpg > why not flip houses myself? > get a loan from the bank > buy cheap house, tools and supply > start working, new carpets, wallpaper, replace the fence and give the place a new coat of paint > try to instal new lights, need more wire > go to the local hardwareshop, get a nice cool coke and hotdog to reward myself > come back to my house project > it's buring, the f------ house is burning > it took all night to extinguish it, fireman asks me if I'm a f------ retard doing this without any professionals > next day, sitting on the rubble of my dreams > i dont know anything about handywork > i owe the bank half a milion > am ruined > house flipper has ruined my life I want a refund
Anonymous 15 KB PNG 3.1.2025, 19:28:43 > be me, shamless NEET > buy a new game, "House Flipper" > play it hours on end, love it No.86427242 > getting really good, this isn't so diffficult > idea.jpg > why not flip houses myself? > get a loan from the bank > buy cheap house, tools and supply > start working, new carpets, wallpaper, replace the fence and give the place a new coat of paint > try to instal new lights, need more wire > go to the local hardwareshop, get a nice cool coke and hotdog to reward myself > come back to my house project > it's buring, the f------ house is burning > it took all night to extinguish it, fireman asks me if I'm a f------ retard doing this without any professionals > next day, sitting on the rubble of my dreams > i dont know anything about handywork > i owe the bank half a milion > am ruined > house flipper has ruined my life I want a refund

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