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Anon sees his chance and takes it | /r/Greentext

Anon gets a fren | /r/Greentext

Anon gets drunk with his gf | /r/Greentext

Anon has a 2D gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 20 KB JPG 06/05/22 (Sun)13:07:22 No.879540547 > Teacher > Kids keep asking if I have a girlfriend > I keep replying "not a 3D one, no." > Explanation of Waifuism follows I think I may kill myself.

Anon gets saved by an unlikely hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me >was actually going to an hero >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown >standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hear 268 KB JPG tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it >yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide >actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro >invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances >all the while he's shooting the s--- and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them >next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends

Anons family are Buddhist | /r/Greentext

03/26/22(Sat)11:28:12 No.875140667 SHEEEEEEEEEEeee..iit ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me >family practices Buddhism >uncle was dying >told our family he had a vision of himself soaring in the sky and landing into a nest >whole family thinks it's a gift and he was shown his next life as a bird >he tells his wife he will come see her in his next life >at his wake a bird flew into one of the glass sliding doors >it f------ died >my whole family lost their s--- : Anonymous

Anon needs new jeans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)02:52:34 No.879583416 >Be me >Strong but fat >Taking a normal walk outside >Notice that my jeans have torn between the legs, if you're fat, this is a fairly common occurrence >Have an idea 35 KB JPG >Spot an angry looking manlet leaving the pub >Stare at him, after about 20 seconds he sees me, I continue my stare >"Oi, what the f--- do you want" >"What you gonna do, pussio" >"I'll f--- you up, you f------ c---" >We approach each other and start to fight >He's actually tougher than anticipated, I'm writing this with bruises down my face and cracked ribs >Nonetheless, I won the beatdown and ground pounded him enough to take his wallet while semi conscious. >I take a 20 pound note but because I'm a nice guy, leave the rest >That's enough to cover another pair of jeans from H&M Why haven't you done this yourself?

Anon looks autistic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 1 Reply 06/05/22(Sun)09:17:23 No.879552866 You can just look at him and tell he has swords and ninja weapons in his house. >What did they mean by this /b/? 35 KB JPG Anonymous >>879552866 (OP) # you look autistic View Thread 06/05/22 (Sun)09:18:04 No.879552899

Past catching up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/22(Sun)18:47:00 No.68928693 >be volcel cs student >looksmaxx for a while >go out to parties, look for girls >meet a qt, end up dating, f--- a few times >she tells me she's never loved somebody as much as she loves 271 KB PNG me >she ends up posting a picture of us on her instagram (she has over 3,000 followers) >she tags me in the photo >a few days later an anonymous burner account messages me and tells me that she was a slut in the dorms and f----- basically everybody >literally sends me a video of her getting f----- by some random drunk frat bros >tells me to "be careful bro" and he "hopes i'm happy" what do i do, break up? idk...

Anon listens to ghost | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Suat 278 KB JPG 11/27/15(Fri)21:42:06 No.60658165 >friend tells me to listen to this because he said that this is metal for people that don't like metal >it's literally just goofy scooby doo chase music

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