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Anon mods Skyrim | /r/Greentext

when did you realize you were and autist? No.469326487 44 minutes ago 6ba53ad689dc981b356bf760beae30bb.png PNG 727.6 KiB 1721x859 >have huge foot fetish >mod Skyrim with foot fetish mod for years and use it to j------- >pic related >never even beaten the game >buy VR recently >Skyrim VR feels super immersive >lightbulb ding.jpg >mfw the feet mod works with Skyrim VR >add it >go to j------- to female feet >l can't >l feel too embarrassed >l'm physically crouching to get close to the feet, which the game interprets as sneaking >hear NPC who detects me say something like WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING? >rip off my headset >sad nap for 6 hours >write this mfw I will never be able to get a GF
when did you realize you were and autist? No.469326487 44 minutes ago 6ba53ad689dc981b356bf760beae30bb.png PNG 727.6 KiB 1721x859 >have huge foot fetish >mod Skyrim with foot fetish mod for years and use it to j------- >pic related >never even beaten the game >buy VR recently >Skyrim VR feels super immersive >lightbulb ding.jpg >mfw the feet mod works with Skyrim VR >add it >go to j------- to female feet >l can't >l feel too embarrassed >l'm physically crouching to get close to the feet, which the game interprets as sneaking >hear NPC who detects me say something like WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING? >rip off my headset >sad nap for 6 hours >write this mfw I will never be able to get a GF

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He is right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit
Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit

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Anon watches 13 reason why | /r/Greentext

2h · 45675599 · 7 Replies · 1 Image JPG · 64KB · (728 × 546) 3 Replies >watch 13 reasons why >inspires me to finally kill myself >decide record tapes about people who f----- me over >realize l'll need to record 694 tapes >halfway into tape number 4 my mom finds it >sends me to therapy >homeschooled for rest of life This is how lives are truly ruined
2h · 45675599 · 7 Replies · 1 Image JPG · 64KB · (728 × 546) 3 Replies >watch 13 reasons why >inspires me to finally kill myself >decide record tapes about people who f----- me over >realize l'll need to record 694 tapes >halfway into tape number 4 my mom finds it >sends me to therapy >homeschooled for rest of life This is how lives are truly ruined

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Anon is Israel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)00:48:01 No.48814879 >one chance at life >born israeli 51 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)00:50:32 No.48814916 >one chance at life >aborted 2 KB JPG
: Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)00:48:01 No.48814879 >one chance at life >born israeli 51 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)00:50:32 No.48814916 >one chance at life >aborted 2 KB JPG

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Anon moves to Seattle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)18:18:40 No.869168911 >Been living in Seattle for last few years >Come back home for Christmas Let's Go Brandon >Haven't really spent much time with family since 2020 election >Arrive and the house is practically 104 KB JPG decorated with "Let's Go Brandon" flags mixed in with Trump 2024 and Christmas lights. >Nativity scene is on the lawn and has a sign next to it that says "It's Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays". >Mom has been giving me a lecture about how the vaccine is satanic for the last 2 hours >Had 3 jabs and told her and she freaked out and was crying about it >Told her it felt fine and it's nothing to worry about >Dad has been watching TV and been on his phone posting on facebook about how much he hates Biden and telling me Qanon nonsense >Little sister shows us some ballet stuff she has been practicing and my Mom randomly goes on a rant about trannies are evil and how they are going to destroy girl's sports >My parents have a cardboard cutout of Trump next to their Christmas tree and there's Christian crosses all over the house. I remember why I moved to Seattle now.
: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)18:18:40 No.869168911 >Been living in Seattle for last few years >Come back home for Christmas Let's Go Brandon >Haven't really spent much time with family since 2020 election >Arrive and the house is practically 104 KB JPG decorated with "Let's Go Brandon" flags mixed in with Trump 2024 and Christmas lights. >Nativity scene is on the lawn and has a sign next to it that says "It's Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays". >Mom has been giving me a lecture about how the vaccine is satanic for the last 2 hours >Had 3 jabs and told her and she freaked out and was crying about it >Told her it felt fine and it's nothing to worry about >Dad has been watching TV and been on his phone posting on facebook about how much he hates Biden and telling me Qanon nonsense >Little sister shows us some ballet stuff she has been practicing and my Mom randomly goes on a rant about trannies are evil and how they are going to destroy girl's sports >My parents have a cardboard cutout of Trump next to their Christmas tree and there's Christian crosses all over the house. I remember why I moved to Seattle now.

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Anon goes to a party | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: 51qFoZOC) 05/02/13(Thu)13:42:29 No.477229176 >>477228380 I got one >Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the f------ cops, we are going to come in." >I say "riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them. >They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus >never recognize me Iregret nothing
O Anonymous (ID: 51qFoZOC) 05/02/13(Thu)13:42:29 No.477229176 >>477228380 I got one >Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the f------ cops, we are going to come in." >I say "riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them. >They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus >never recognize me Iregret nothing

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anon is doing his part | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/22/21(Wed)13:00:35 No.86910617 Rutum) Cg non update Auno) 3/11 Fe 453771 gg KE 101200) Reply to Thrend No 744063 Anonymn S Show ea r uta En thes t ony boharatl Anonymous a clen y tat RH7 1616740120841m.jpg 128 KB JPG Broke into a local pharmacy and stole all the booster shots. Been up all night doing Moderna and Pfizer. Going to start on the J&J next. I'm so vaccinated
: Anonymous 12/22/21(Wed)13:00:35 No.86910617 Rutum) Cg non update Auno) 3/11 Fe 453771 gg KE 101200) Reply to Thrend No 744063 Anonymn S Show ea r uta En thes t ony boharatl Anonymous a clen y tat RH7 1616740120841m.jpg 128 KB JPG Broke into a local pharmacy and stole all the booster shots. Been up all night doing Moderna and Pfizer. Going to start on the J&J next. I'm so vaccinated

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

6:09 A boards.4chan.org – Private Вoard /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)03:58:16 No.869154400 >be me >have friend who comes out as trans >mtf >he's 6'0 and besides not being muscly is one of the most masculine people ive seen >already kek 2 KB JPG >every time we hang out with our friend group he takes control of every conversation and somehow brings it back to him wanting to transition >is getting really annoying >literally his whole personality just became the fact that he is "trans" >besides this still looks masculine as hell, but now hes stopped showering bc he says hes depressed that he doesnt look like a woman >no one wants to hang out with him now >i hold on thinking/hoping its just a phase or something >keeps showing me pics of what he wants to look like >5'2 skinny pale egirl type looks >he is 6'0 skinny and tanned, looks nothing like a woman >even me, a straight white guy looks more like a woman >i bring up the height issue >"women can be 6'0" >"i can get height reduction surgery" >"are you afraid of tall women" >have enough of his cope >tell him that nobody wants to hang out with him anymore because of these delusions and how its ruined the cool man we used to know online t----- cults ruined my friend, this happened to anyone else?
6:09 A boards.4chan.org – Private Вoard /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)03:58:16 No.869154400 >be me >have friend who comes out as trans >mtf >he's 6'0 and besides not being muscly is one of the most masculine people ive seen >already kek 2 KB JPG >every time we hang out with our friend group he takes control of every conversation and somehow brings it back to him wanting to transition >is getting really annoying >literally his whole personality just became the fact that he is "trans" >besides this still looks masculine as hell, but now hes stopped showering bc he says hes depressed that he doesnt look like a woman >no one wants to hang out with him now >i hold on thinking/hoping its just a phase or something >keeps showing me pics of what he wants to look like >5'2 skinny pale egirl type looks >he is 6'0 skinny and tanned, looks nothing like a woman >even me, a straight white guy looks more like a woman >i bring up the height issue >"women can be 6'0" >"i can get height reduction surgery" >"are you afraid of tall women" >have enough of his cope >tell him that nobody wants to hang out with him anymore because of these delusions and how its ruined the cool man we used to know online t----- cults ruined my friend, this happened to anyone else?

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Anon watches House | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:16:02 No.154642473 >patient is 26 years old, never had sex, never been to a concert, has no friends and doesn't have a job >run a brain scan, check for a tumor, then check his browser history 29 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:20:32 No.154642654 >>154642473 (OP) # >why check his browser history? 86 KB JPG >>154643041 # >>154657984 # : Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:30:46 No.154643041 >>154642654 # >a man who doesn't have sex will obviously become a p--- connoisseur, and I'm not gonna let such a curated selection to go unappreciated. 19 KB JPG >>154644997 # >>154662906 # >>154665287 # >>154665419 #
: Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:16:02 No.154642473 >patient is 26 years old, never had sex, never been to a concert, has no friends and doesn't have a job >run a brain scan, check for a tumor, then check his browser history 29 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:20:32 No.154642654 >>154642473 (OP) # >why check his browser history? 86 KB JPG >>154643041 # >>154657984 # : Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:30:46 No.154643041 >>154642654 # >a man who doesn't have sex will obviously become a p--- connoisseur, and I'm not gonna let such a curated selection to go unappreciated. 19 KB JPG >>154644997 # >>154662906 # >>154665287 # >>154665419 #

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Anon has a sore arm | /r/Greentext

O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 14KB · (512 × 512) >be me >hurt my arm at the gym >tell gf >squeezes my arm to see if she can tell what's wrong >wow anon, it's really swollen > tell her it's actually just my tricep feelsgoodman.jpeg
O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 14KB · (512 × 512) >be me >hurt my arm at the gym >tell gf >squeezes my arm to see if she can tell what's wrong >wow anon, it's really swollen > tell her it's actually just my tricep feelsgoodman.jpeg

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