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Anon hates biden | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a porn addiction | /r/Greentext


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Boogie the Clown | /r/Greentext

12/20/20(Sun)16:01:47 No.61476013 >be me, have s----- nephew >Tell him that every time he does something bad boogie the clown writes something on his wall. >After the 5th time Boogie the clown will pay him a visit >Nephew is scared as piss about this and asks his parents if it's real >They tell him it's b------- so he starts acting up again. Anonymous 9 KB JPG >I write something on his wall each time >he gets scared after the 4th time >forgets about it a year later, acts up again and I write on his wall a 5th time saying "I'm coming" >Ask his mom if I can babysit him, she says sure >Dress up as a clown and knock on his door when he's expecting me. >His face was priceless, he froze up and couldn't even run, he fell on the ground and froze up. >It's been 4 years and he takes therapy now for his clown trauma. >The therapist, his parents, no one believes him that the clown visited him >I tell him I don't know what he's talking about and don't remember ever mentioning it.
12/20/20(Sun)16:01:47 No.61476013 >be me, have s----- nephew >Tell him that every time he does something bad boogie the clown writes something on his wall. >After the 5th time Boogie the clown will pay him a visit >Nephew is scared as piss about this and asks his parents if it's real >They tell him it's b------- so he starts acting up again. Anonymous 9 KB JPG >I write something on his wall each time >he gets scared after the 4th time >forgets about it a year later, acts up again and I write on his wall a 5th time saying "I'm coming" >Ask his mom if I can babysit him, she says sure >Dress up as a clown and knock on his door when he's expecting me. >His face was priceless, he froze up and couldn't even run, he fell on the ground and froze up. >It's been 4 years and he takes therapy now for his clown trauma. >The therapist, his parents, no one believes him that the clown visited him >I tell him I don't know what he's talking about and don't remember ever mentioning it.

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Anon speaks to spirits | /r/Greentext


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Anon is Nastolgic | /r/Greentext

realholodeck-head.jpg 162 KB JPG F *XXXXXXXX Computer, I want you to simulate a full Xbox Live multiplayer lobby for the 2009 video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Enable misogyny, name calling, racism and xenophobia, sexually explicit language, and swearing... Oh, and computer? Turn all N-word prohibitors... off.
realholodeck-head.jpg 162 KB JPG F *XXXXXXXX Computer, I want you to simulate a full Xbox Live multiplayer lobby for the 2009 video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Enable misogyny, name calling, racism and xenophobia, sexually explicit language, and swearing... Oh, and computer? Turn all N-word prohibitors... off.

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Anon getting harassed | /r/Greentext

62 KB GIF >go thru drivethru for tendies >qt college girl is there >pull up to the window >she says 'omg i remember you haha you always get the tenders' >chuckle nervously and hand her the cash >she's staring right at me >look around nervously >'you know you'd be a lot cuter if you smiled more :)" >she's smiling her pearly white college girl teeth at me >'t-thanks' >leave and eat my food in the parking lot What was that about? Did I just get sexually harassed?
62 KB GIF >go thru drivethru for tendies >qt college girl is there >pull up to the window >she says 'omg i remember you haha you always get the tenders' >chuckle nervously and hand her the cash >she's staring right at me >look around nervously >'you know you'd be a lot cuter if you smiled more :)" >she's smiling her pearly white college girl teeth at me >'t-thanks' >leave and eat my food in the parking lot What was that about? Did I just get sexually harassed?

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Anon is straight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >"im straight" >"might as well watch futa p---, its basically 2 girls but one has a d--- so its actually straighter" >"futa on futa whats so bad about it theyre still girls and there is c-- from both sides now, nothing gay about it" >"femboys are kinda better than futas because they are born with a d--- so its more realistic" 44 KB JPG 06/30/22(Thu)22:57:39 No.881144762 >"femboys on femboys, so what? Im still straight, i just like watching guys who look like girls having sex, they look like girls so im not gay" >"im straight dude, traps arent gay anyway" >"damn, i kinda wanna f--- a femboy now, im not gay tho i just wanna see how it feels like" >"im not gay at all but i wonder how does it feel like getting f----- by a cute trans girl" >"i want to have sex with a trans gril" >"im not gay" >"im gay" >"f---" Its a slippery slope boys, and there is no coming back
: Anonymous >"im straight" >"might as well watch futa p---, its basically 2 girls but one has a d--- so its actually straighter" >"futa on futa whats so bad about it theyre still girls and there is c-- from both sides now, nothing gay about it" >"femboys are kinda better than futas because they are born with a d--- so its more realistic" 44 KB JPG 06/30/22(Thu)22:57:39 No.881144762 >"femboys on femboys, so what? Im still straight, i just like watching guys who look like girls having sex, they look like girls so im not gay" >"im straight dude, traps arent gay anyway" >"damn, i kinda wanna f--- a femboy now, im not gay tho i just wanna see how it feels like" >"im not gay at all but i wonder how does it feel like getting f----- by a cute trans girl" >"i want to have sex with a trans gril" >"im not gay" >"im gay" >"f---" Its a slippery slope boys, and there is no coming back

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