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Anon kills a Man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)07:58:10 No.48513053 Greentext thread l'll start: >Be me >Jobless lowlife loser >Have 16 year old teenage neighbor who pretends to be depressed 12 KB JPG >Bored.mp3 >Create social media accounts and bully him for few days >Mfw he killed himself >Mfw he was actually depressed Am I an a------ ?

anon is a businessman. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)06:14:02 No.45788431 >artist who I f------ know is Brazilian changes his location to Ukraine >opens "emergency" commissions >gets flooded with work M----------- >>45788448 # >>45788531 # >>45788538 # >>45788552 #

Anon has yellow fever. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)01:52:27 No.68307960 white women >fat >dumb >ugly >suck in bed >s----- bodies >s--- in their ass >illiterate 171 KB JPG >constantly belittle you >constantly shame you >all they want are babies >asian women >thin >smart >pretty >great in bed >good bodies >clean butts >literate >encourage you >make you feel proud >are down with non-reproductive sex

Anon's is doing what he loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting 82 KB JPG torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

thought i had to eat the whole thing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 2.79 MB JPG 18 Replies /1 Image View Thread Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037 >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird

Anon waits in a line | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: FRbsyymU 04/21/22(Thu)02:00:06 No.15015462 >Waiting in line >Big black guy cuts you in line >You say "Excuse me sir I was here first." >He ignores you >"Sir I was here-" >He turns around and says "F--- off f-----" then ignores you 20 KB JPG again. What do you do next?

Anon mows the lawn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:34:21 No.68297131 REMINGTON pepe-lawnmower.jpg 80 KB JPG > never realised how bad Reddit truly is > only ever went on it for r/greentext > always thought slagging it off was a meme > created an account to ask about weeds > posts got ignored or deleted > ask on 4chan get instant answer I can't believe you degenerates know all about lawncare : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:13 No.68297190 : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:34 No.68297195 >68297232 # : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:40:09 No.68297206 >>68297131 (OP) # >reddit >apartment-dwelling basedbean lads >4chan >basement-dwelling house owners with lawns Know the difference

It’s not easy being a simp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.63628255 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game 78 KB JPG

Anon discovers the meaning of lifting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/02/21(Sat)20:27:48 No.63759172 >be me >get yelled at repeatedly by my 2nd grade teacher >grow up to be a massive dude >get stronger at the gym >see the teacher out in public again 247 KB PNG >she's all nice to me >l yell and berate the s--- out of her and she runs away scared shitless This is why I lift

Anon discusses cannonballs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)14:29:03 No.50279407 R(13).jpg 72 KB JPG >Dude a big ball landing near you somehow causes an explosion and kills you You expect me to believe this s---?

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