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: Anonymous 186 KB JPG >C--- CARROT >CARROT C--- 05/29/24(Wed)17:24:45 No.31343586 There is a guy in my class at school who has tourettes. He is a little crazy, its only understandable with his condition, but deep down he is a nice guy and we all treat him with respect. >I'LL F--- YOU IN YOUR CARROT >DIRTY CARROT >CARROT YOU IN THE C--- He usually switches the word carrot from a noun to a verb. We havent seen him in a while though as he was caught fingering a girl from kindergarden and he was arrested and placed in secure housing.
: Anonymous 186 KB JPG >C--- CARROT >CARROT C--- 05/29/24(Wed)17:24:45 No.31343586 There is a guy in my class at school who has tourettes. He is a little crazy, its only understandable with his condition, but deep down he is a nice guy and we all treat him with respect. >I'LL F--- YOU IN YOUR CARROT >DIRTY CARROT >CARROT YOU IN THE C--- He usually switches the word carrot from a noun to a verb. We havent seen him in a while though as he was caught fingering a girl from kindergarden and he was arrested and placed in secure housing.

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Anonymous X VAPORLAX SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine Ne is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her
Anonymous X VAPORLAX SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine Ne is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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File: filename.png (111 KB, 450x299) Anonymous (ID: /f11uqVI) | 05/30/24(Thu)09:48:41 No.20413352 >>20413377 >be murica smoothbrain >hear in school that "our ancestors came from Europe" >"Man I kind of wanna visit this country now" >go to airpost and as for 1 ticket to Europe >clerk looks confused and asks you to be more specific >"oh just the most popular region" >visit a random European country forgetting the name of it on the way. >Have bad experience >come home and make TikTok >"Europe is a f------ culture shock of a country, you have to pay to go to the bathroom" >get mocked by the rest of the world again.
File: filename.png (111 KB, 450x299) Anonymous (ID: /f11uqVI) | 05/30/24(Thu)09:48:41 No.20413352 >>20413377 >be murica smoothbrain >hear in school that "our ancestors came from Europe" >"Man I kind of wanna visit this country now" >go to airpost and as for 1 ticket to Europe >clerk looks confused and asks you to be more specific >"oh just the most popular region" >visit a random European country forgetting the name of it on the way. >Have bad experience >come home and make TikTok >"Europe is a f------ culture shock of a country, you have to pay to go to the bathroom" >get mocked by the rest of the world again.

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: Anonymous New development Anonymous Women are wired 20 KB JPG 05/26/24(Sun)22:13:26 No.77624052 05/04/24(Sat)16:23:43 No.77371295 I generally treat people nicely and smile in their faces, which attracts women into wanting to talk to me for some damn reason. In the beginning of this semester one girl lashed into me because of this and just started using me as her therapist by telling me about literally everything in her life and some of her secrets, I got annoyed from her and I flipped on her two months ago because she kept following me and annoying way to much. Two weeks ago her girl friends came to me secretly and asked me to talk to her again because she has been skipping lectures and refuse to talk to anyone after I ghosted her. IMG_20240505_202451.jpg 386 KB JPG >be me >Op for pic rel >It's been two months since I ghosted her and her skipping every lecture >We're starting our final exams this week >Decided to see how her reaction would be if I tried to talk to her >Last Monday I casually asked her how she's doing with revising and if she's ready for the exams >She talks to me again like normal without mentioning anything >Suddenly she came to uni on Tuesday >Her venting cycle repeats and things returned to their previous state This was a very teachable experience for me, I think women have this sort of addiction to venting and opening up to someone in their lives, like I was expecting her to ghost me back but know she just started to behave like usual which was unexpected even from her female friends.
: Anonymous New development Anonymous Women are wired 20 KB JPG 05/26/24(Sun)22:13:26 No.77624052 05/04/24(Sat)16:23:43 No.77371295 I generally treat people nicely and smile in their faces, which attracts women into wanting to talk to me for some damn reason. In the beginning of this semester one girl lashed into me because of this and just started using me as her therapist by telling me about literally everything in her life and some of her secrets, I got annoyed from her and I flipped on her two months ago because she kept following me and annoying way to much. Two weeks ago her girl friends came to me secretly and asked me to talk to her again because she has been skipping lectures and refuse to talk to anyone after I ghosted her. IMG_20240505_202451.jpg 386 KB JPG >be me >Op for pic rel >It's been two months since I ghosted her and her skipping every lecture >We're starting our final exams this week >Decided to see how her reaction would be if I tried to talk to her >Last Monday I casually asked her how she's doing with revising and if she's ready for the exams >She talks to me again like normal without mentioning anything >Suddenly she came to uni on Tuesday >Her venting cycle repeats and things returned to their previous state This was a very teachable experience for me, I think women have this sort of addiction to venting and opening up to someone in their lives, like I was expecting her to ghost me back but know she just started to behave like usual which was unexpected even from her female friends.

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Anon becomes a conservation scientist | /r/Greentext

1h (05/29/24 16:35) 77663003 - 7 Re - 0 Img • JPG 187KB (1920 × 1067) polar_GettyImages-483585503.jpg 1 Reply >inherit $4m >buy freight boat >hire several hunters >go to artic circle >tranq some polar bears >put them on boat >breed about a dozen of them >cruise to Antarctica >release the bears around native penguin population >penguins suck at running, have never seen a bear >antarctic polar bear population explodes >scientists baffled Would this work?
1h (05/29/24 16:35) 77663003 - 7 Re - 0 Img • JPG 187KB (1920 × 1067) polar_GettyImages-483585503.jpg 1 Reply >inherit $4m >buy freight boat >hire several hunters >go to artic circle >tranq some polar bears >put them on boat >breed about a dozen of them >cruise to Antarctica >release the bears around native penguin population >penguins suck at running, have never seen a bear >antarctic polar bear population explodes >scientists baffled Would this work?

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Anon sums up an entire genre of individual | /r/Greentext

Nadir 296 KB JPG Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)14:34:17 No.262172203 >Be me >Find cool new anime >Starting to get into it >OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF FAN SERVICE >Why can't I find someone interesting that isn't made for degenerates 01/23/24(Tue)14:46:59 No.262172705 >get into medium known for having lots of fanservice >complain when it has fanservice
Nadir 296 KB JPG Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)14:34:17 No.262172203 >Be me >Find cool new anime >Starting to get into it >OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF FAN SERVICE >Why can't I find someone interesting that isn't made for degenerates 01/23/24(Tue)14:46:59 No.262172705 >get into medium known for having lots of fanservice >complain when it has fanservice

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Anon may be amongst us right now | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)06:10:14 No.53852298 Who were you in high school? >Mfw I was the Reddit obsessed friendless neckbeard 7 KB JPG
Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)06:10:14 No.53852298 Who were you in high school? >Mfw I was the Reddit obsessed friendless neckbeard 7 KB JPG

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It's getting better all the time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well 07/07/21(Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys
Anonymous 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well 07/07/21(Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys

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Anon was disappointed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 39 KB JPG 2 Replies 1 Image Anonymous 123 KB PNG 05/29/24(Wed)16:05:57 No.77656460 >listening to JOI video >"I want you to firmly grasp it" View Thread 05/29/24(Wed)16:12:11 No.77656487 >listening to JOI video >they don't do a countdown
Anonymous 39 KB JPG 2 Replies 1 Image Anonymous 123 KB PNG 05/29/24(Wed)16:05:57 No.77656460 >listening to JOI video >"I want you to firmly grasp it" View Thread 05/29/24(Wed)16:12:11 No.77656487 >listening to JOI video >they don't do a countdown

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