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Incident Accident : Anonymous 0 01/01/25(Wed)02:52:03 No.146956909 7 5 3 2 1 Major Accident Serious Accident Accident With Wider Consequences Accident With Local Consequences Serious Incident Incident Anomaly Deviation >>146956810 # INES_en.svg.png 78 KB PNG > To protect from Hulk's nuclear farts? You joke but radioactive isotopes linger in the body after exposure as particulates. If the Hulk farts and his gut scales with his enlarged anatomy it would be a level 4-5 airborne nuclear radiological event due to sheer amount of particulates that could be released as a gas. Think of the German AVR reactor incident but in a public space and at a larger more concentrated discharge.
Incident Accident : Anonymous 0 01/01/25(Wed)02:52:03 No.146956909 7 5 3 2 1 Major Accident Serious Accident Accident With Wider Consequences Accident With Local Consequences Serious Incident Incident Anomaly Deviation >>146956810 # INES_en.svg.png 78 KB PNG > To protect from Hulk's nuclear farts? You joke but radioactive isotopes linger in the body after exposure as particulates. If the Hulk farts and his gut scales with his enlarged anatomy it would be a level 4-5 airborne nuclear radiological event due to sheer amount of particulates that could be released as a gas. Think of the German AVR reactor incident but in a public space and at a larger more concentrated discharge.

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Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)12:48:01 No.699439517 RTX 5090 3.400 AI TOPS $1,999 RTX 5080 1,800 Al TOPS $999 RTX 5070 Ti RTX 5070 1,400 AI TOPS 1,000 AI TOPS $749 $549 Availability Starting January GEFORCE RTX RTX 5090 RTX 5080 RTX 5070|4090 Performance $549 GEFORCE RTX DLSS 4 with Multi Frame Generation 15 of 16 pixels generated by Al DUSS SUPER RESOLUTION &RAY RECONSTRUCTION TRADITIONAL RENDER RTX 5070 Ti RTX 5070 wwwwww. Far Cry 6 & Plague Tale Regiam Alan Wake 2 Back Myth W Generative Al Fund PRT AT DLSS - FURRY DLSS FRAME GENERATION DLSS FRAME GENERATION DLSS FRAME GENERATION Gigachad Jensen.jpg 472 KB JPG KNEEL Anonymous >>699439517 (OP) # >fake frames 01/07/25(Tue)12:50:06 No.699439624 >fake card >fake stock value >fake company Only thing real is the price >>699439838 # >>699439968 # >>699440104 # >>699440341 # >>699440880 #l
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)12:48:01 No.699439517 RTX 5090 3.400 AI TOPS $1,999 RTX 5080 1,800 Al TOPS $999 RTX 5070 Ti RTX 5070 1,400 AI TOPS 1,000 AI TOPS $749 $549 Availability Starting January GEFORCE RTX RTX 5090 RTX 5080 RTX 5070|4090 Performance $549 GEFORCE RTX DLSS 4 with Multi Frame Generation 15 of 16 pixels generated by Al DUSS SUPER RESOLUTION &RAY RECONSTRUCTION TRADITIONAL RENDER RTX 5070 Ti RTX 5070 wwwwww. Far Cry 6 & Plague Tale Regiam Alan Wake 2 Back Myth W Generative Al Fund PRT AT DLSS - FURRY DLSS FRAME GENERATION DLSS FRAME GENERATION DLSS FRAME GENERATION Gigachad Jensen.jpg 472 KB JPG KNEEL Anonymous >>699439517 (OP) # >fake frames 01/07/25(Tue)12:50:06 No.699439624 >fake card >fake stock value >fake company Only thing real is the price >>699439838 # >>699439968 # >>699440104 # >>699440341 # >>699440880 #l

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Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)16:22:57 No.125055432 >Picrel >Become the rapper known for being edgy and controversial >Lead a rap group with other edgy teenagers >Become hated online for violent lyrics >Literally get banned from countries >Get arrested >Mugshot becomes a meme >Drop 2015 album >Everyone hates it, critics give terrible reviews and denounce your music Suddenly drops a soulful and melodic album that is unlike his other music >Instant hit >Nominated for Grammy >Critics love it >Fans love it >Every album dropped now becomes number 1 on the charts >Fast forward to 2024-2025 >Fans consider him part of the "big 3" rather than J. Cole How?
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)16:22:57 No.125055432 >Picrel >Become the rapper known for being edgy and controversial >Lead a rap group with other edgy teenagers >Become hated online for violent lyrics >Literally get banned from countries >Get arrested >Mugshot becomes a meme >Drop 2015 album >Everyone hates it, critics give terrible reviews and denounce your music Suddenly drops a soulful and melodic album that is unlike his other music >Instant hit >Nominated for Grammy >Critics love it >Fans love it >Every album dropped now becomes number 1 on the charts >Fast forward to 2024-2025 >Fans consider him part of the "big 3" rather than J. Cole How?

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Evangelion ended | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)12:39:33 No.699245191 ARMORED CORE VI FIRES OF RUBICON AC6.jpg 96 KB JPG >saved the whole mecha genre >the genre still died Why are mechaa so unpopular now?
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)12:39:33 No.699245191 ARMORED CORE VI FIRES OF RUBICON AC6.jpg 96 KB JPG >saved the whole mecha genre >the genre still died Why are mechaa so unpopular now?

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Anon hates Indian food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 19:29:51 No.2748093 ► >Go to India for 2 weeks >Order simple Indian curry every day >Wake up every day s------- myself >Decide to other 3 entire pizzas for a change >Feel fine as a fiddle There is no god here
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 19:29:51 No.2748093 ► >Go to India for 2 weeks >Order simple Indian curry every day >Wake up every day s------- myself >Decide to other 3 entire pizzas for a change >Feel fine as a fiddle There is no god here

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Anon is a rage baiter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon gets two birds stoned at once | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town
Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town

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Swedish win | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 18:23:06 No.699368863 Notch.png 1.52 MB PNG >creates the most popular game of all time >sells the rights to microslop for $2.5 billion >watches them turn it into a bloated husk over the years due to sheer incompetence >announces he'll just make an objectively better sequel How is he so based?
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 18:23:06 No.699368863 Notch.png 1.52 MB PNG >creates the most popular game of all time >sells the rights to microslop for $2.5 billion >watches them turn it into a bloated husk over the years due to sheer incompetence >announces he'll just make an objectively better sequel How is he so based?

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No rest for Anon Oppenheimer | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7336.jpg (171 KB, 1838x1144) Herr Oppenheimer Anonymous 05/30/23 >I'm putting together ein team > Nah doc, I've left that life behind me > It's the Nazis, they are back >Oppenheimer slowly turns around >when do I start? >first we have to get you back in shape >montage music starts
File: IMG_7336.jpg (171 KB, 1838x1144) Herr Oppenheimer Anonymous 05/30/23 >I'm putting together ein team > Nah doc, I've left that life behind me > It's the Nazis, they are back >Oppenheimer slowly turns around >when do I start? >first we have to get you back in shape >montage music starts

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Everything changed to change nothing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7D8vY29Q ) ! 408 KB PNG 01/06/25(Mon)20:18:23 No.493530835 >Trump wins >Anti-Trump rhetoric in the media basically dead >Elon and Trump already pushing for mass immigration >Biden pardoning everyone, no one gives a s--- >No serious attempts to contest the election results The sign tappers were right, weren't they? You'd think a second Trump victory would have stirred up way more s--- everyone is just getting comfortable and accepting it. View Thread
Anonymous (ID: 7D8vY29Q ) ! 408 KB PNG 01/06/25(Mon)20:18:23 No.493530835 >Trump wins >Anti-Trump rhetoric in the media basically dead >Elon and Trump already pushing for mass immigration >Biden pardoning everyone, no one gives a s--- >No serious attempts to contest the election results The sign tappers were right, weren't they? You'd think a second Trump victory would have stirred up way more s--- everyone is just getting comfortable and accepting it. View Thread

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