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daycabinet[1].jpg (36 KB, 456x455) google iqdb DAYTONA USA RECT LEADER >get slapped in face >stand up and go play TMNT arcade Alpha as f---. Anonymous 04/29/14(Tue)21:08:15 No.1584189= >walk into arcade >look around for awesome beat em' ups >glorious voice signing in the distance DAAAYTOOONAAAAAAAAAAA >get nostalgic boner >find source of angelic song >girl putting tokens in >8/10 >take other seat >put more tokens in >girl shrugs and does same >win second race by 20 secs >"How come you can win the race so fast?" "Because women can't drive" >notalk.htm >win race >ahead by over 30 sec >"Wow, you're pretty good!" >stay quiet >"Want to go grab a drink?"
daycabinet[1].jpg (36 KB, 456x455) google iqdb DAYTONA USA RECT LEADER >get slapped in face >stand up and go play TMNT arcade Alpha as f---. Anonymous 04/29/14(Tue)21:08:15 No.1584189= >walk into arcade >look around for awesome beat em' ups >glorious voice signing in the distance DAAAYTOOONAAAAAAAAAAA >get nostalgic boner >find source of angelic song >girl putting tokens in >8/10 >take other seat >put more tokens in >girl shrugs and does same >win second race by 20 secs >"How come you can win the race so fast?" "Because women can't drive" >notalk.htm >win race >ahead by over 30 sec >"Wow, you're pretty good!" >stay quiet >"Want to go grab a drink?"

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Anon is fake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 46 KB PNG 02/17/23(Fri)13:02:04 No.72264007 >be me >mostly straight but bicurious kid >occasionally fascinated by pics of muscular men >still j------- to pics of Victoria's Secret models 4 Replies >be me in fifth grade >sexually abused by dad >be me in 8th grade >discover feminization hentai >fall in love with it >develop a crossdressing fetish >fantasize about being a gay bottom >be me in college >decide I want to be masculine >develop an extremely close friendship >we're basically brothers and I love him more than anything >develop sexual feelings for him >realize >cut ties with him >feel ashamed, destroyed inside >deeply suicidal for 18 months straight >basically bi leaning gay half the time Is there any hope or am I f-----? View Thread
: Anonymous 46 KB PNG 02/17/23(Fri)13:02:04 No.72264007 >be me >mostly straight but bicurious kid >occasionally fascinated by pics of muscular men >still j------- to pics of Victoria's Secret models 4 Replies >be me in fifth grade >sexually abused by dad >be me in 8th grade >discover feminization hentai >fall in love with it >develop a crossdressing fetish >fantasize about being a gay bottom >be me in college >decide I want to be masculine >develop an extremely close friendship >we're basically brothers and I love him more than anything >develop sexual feelings for him >realize >cut ties with him >feel ashamed, destroyed inside >deeply suicidal for 18 months straight >basically bi leaning gay half the time Is there any hope or am I f-----? View Thread

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Anon's a Connoisseur | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous P--- in Boots 87 KB JPG excited throughout >Be happy 02/18/23(Sat) 02:07:52 No.894528033 >have a little brother >Bro is 12 >decide to take him to the cinema since he really wanted to watch some generic Shrek cat movie and our parents are too busy >The movie turned out to be surprisingly good, little bro seemed >Later that week my mother is nagging me to fill a document for her >Have to print it out >Little guy is in school so I use his laptop to download the thing and send it to the printer >Notice his search history >P--- in Boots Death Wolf Big C--- >e621 Death P--- in boots >Tik Tok wolf whistle hot : Anonymous I'm not even sad I'm just tired 35 KB JPG 02/18/23(Sat)02:10:12 No.894528156 >>894528033 (OP) # your brother isn't just gay he's got s--- taste too
: Anonymous P--- in Boots 87 KB JPG excited throughout >Be happy 02/18/23(Sat) 02:07:52 No.894528033 >have a little brother >Bro is 12 >decide to take him to the cinema since he really wanted to watch some generic Shrek cat movie and our parents are too busy >The movie turned out to be surprisingly good, little bro seemed >Later that week my mother is nagging me to fill a document for her >Have to print it out >Little guy is in school so I use his laptop to download the thing and send it to the printer >Notice his search history >P--- in Boots Death Wolf Big C--- >e621 Death P--- in boots >Tik Tok wolf whistle hot : Anonymous I'm not even sad I'm just tired 35 KB JPG 02/18/23(Sat)02:10:12 No.894528156 >>894528033 (OP) # your brother isn't just gay he's got s--- taste too

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Get anon his keys | /r/Greentext

02/16/23(Thu)17:40:03 No.26363734 : Anonymous >>26363511 (OP) # >drink ~20 beers and a handful of shots over the course of about 5 hours >finish off the last line of nose sugars >drive home like nothing >coke wearing off by the time I'm at my front door fumbling for my house keys >get inside and realize I'm absolutely s-------- and can barely see straight >puke my guts out and pass out on the bathroom floor >wake up next morning still drunk Coke is a hell of a drug. Don't do it. It's literally a drunk driving cheat code.
02/16/23(Thu)17:40:03 No.26363734 : Anonymous >>26363511 (OP) # >drink ~20 beers and a handful of shots over the course of about 5 hours >finish off the last line of nose sugars >drive home like nothing >coke wearing off by the time I'm at my front door fumbling for my house keys >get inside and realize I'm absolutely s-------- and can barely see straight >puke my guts out and pass out on the bathroom floor >wake up next morning still drunk Coke is a hell of a drug. Don't do it. It's literally a drunk driving cheat code.

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Anon is a relatively respectable citizen | /r/Greentext

199/ Gaumont All Rights Reserved >the Fifth Element(tm) is actually >love Bravo, Besson O Anonymous 02/17/23 (Fri)20:53:20 No. 180702417 >love being the fifth element is...le bad ok retard, what should've been the fifth element instead? Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)20:54:21 No.180702459 >>180702417 # Mescaline. >>180702459
199/ Gaumont All Rights Reserved >the Fifth Element(tm) is actually >love Bravo, Besson O Anonymous 02/17/23 (Fri)20:53:20 No. 180702417 >love being the fifth element is...le bad ok retard, what should've been the fifth element instead? Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)20:54:21 No.180702459 >>180702417 # Mescaline. >>180702459

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Anon gets a core memory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)23:15:54 No.129909308 random memory I remembered today >2004 >be 7 >mom is strict so I must go to sleep at 9pm even during summer holiday >her aunt passes away, she goes to the funeral and is only back by morning >want to see Shrek 2 in cinema >check cinema schedule >go to 6pm one with dad >accidentally checked yesterday's schedule, film started at 5pm with the next one starting at 8:30pm >upset.png >dad says he buys two tickets for the 8:30pm Shrek 2 >surprised.jpg >he says mom doesn't need to know, it'll be our secret >movie ended at 10:30pm >when we went home dad let me play Tony Hawk's Underground 'til 1 am
Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)23:15:54 No.129909308 random memory I remembered today >2004 >be 7 >mom is strict so I must go to sleep at 9pm even during summer holiday >her aunt passes away, she goes to the funeral and is only back by morning >want to see Shrek 2 in cinema >check cinema schedule >go to 6pm one with dad >accidentally checked yesterday's schedule, film started at 5pm with the next one starting at 8:30pm >upset.png >dad says he buys two tickets for the 8:30pm Shrek 2 >surprised.jpg >he says mom doesn't need to know, it'll be our secret >movie ended at 10:30pm >when we went home dad let me play Tony Hawk's Underground 'til 1 am

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Surfs up habib, Mashallah | /r/Greentext

T Well YOTA >>174790646 (OP)# Take him to the beach inshallah Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)23:25:50 >Be Libyan freedom fighter >Bolt a machine gun to your Toyota and start fighting the government >Blond white guy with a surfboard asks for a ride to the beach What do you do?
T Well YOTA >>174790646 (OP)# Take him to the beach inshallah Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)23:25:50 >Be Libyan freedom fighter >Bolt a machine gun to your Toyota and start fighting the government >Blond white guy with a surfboard asks for a ride to the beach What do you do?

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China, what the fuck was their problem? | /r/Greentext

>Invents gunpowder. Falls behind everyone else in firearm development. >Invents the compass. Never explores the ocean. >Invents the printing press. Just reproduces centuries-old literature with it. What the f--- was their problem? www.comm EXTENSION RUSSIA MOXCOLIN CHINA EAST
>Invents gunpowder. Falls behind everyone else in firearm development. >Invents the compass. Never explores the ocean. >Invents the printing press. Just reproduces centuries-old literature with it. What the f--- was their problem? www.comm EXTENSION RUSSIA MOXCOLIN CHINA EAST

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Anon on shadow the hedgehog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 437 KB PNG 05/15/22(Sun)18:58:43 No.878201589 >calls himself the ultimate lifeform >"disgusting black creatures, get out of my sight" >never apologized >still not cancelled Is he based?
: Anonymous 437 KB PNG 05/15/22(Sun)18:58:43 No.878201589 >calls himself the ultimate lifeform >"disgusting black creatures, get out of my sight" >never apologized >still not cancelled Is he based?

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Anon meets a blender | /r/Greentext

1h (2/17 21:03) · 29655736 · 3 Re - 0 Img JPG 49KB (750 x 561) w2bmgv7rf26a1.jpg 2 Replies SO GLAD I GREW UP DOING THIS NOT THIS >be me >bullied for being effeminate in hs >wasn't any other gay people in my small town >never dated anyone or confirmed gay >just bullied for not liking sports or dressing manly enough >move away as soon as hs is over >actually become gay >have a few relationships but they don't work out >download Grindr >see one of my old hs bullies on the app >message him calling him out >he apologizes for being over the top >still says it's my fault for being an obvious bottom, even in hs he could tell >says I should have just played football and blended in like he did this m----------- made me suicidal and made me dread going to school everyday but he says it's my fault??? just for being a bottom?????? anyways he's going bald at 22 so he's the real loser here
1h (2/17 21:03) · 29655736 · 3 Re - 0 Img JPG 49KB (750 x 561) w2bmgv7rf26a1.jpg 2 Replies SO GLAD I GREW UP DOING THIS NOT THIS >be me >bullied for being effeminate in hs >wasn't any other gay people in my small town >never dated anyone or confirmed gay >just bullied for not liking sports or dressing manly enough >move away as soon as hs is over >actually become gay >have a few relationships but they don't work out >download Grindr >see one of my old hs bullies on the app >message him calling him out >he apologizes for being over the top >still says it's my fault for being an obvious bottom, even in hs he could tell >says I should have just played football and blended in like he did this m----------- made me suicidal and made me dread going to school everyday but he says it's my fault??? just for being a bottom?????? anyways he's going bald at 22 so he's the real loser here

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