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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

>be me >be gay >came out to parents about 4 years ago >dad hasn't spoken to me since >anyway >at New Years party at my parents 41 KB JPG house >whole family is there and having fun >feelsgoodtobeincluded.wav >everybody has been drinking >because New Years >anyway, the clock hits 00:00 , whooooo! New Years! >my dad walks up to me and says >"well, it's 2019 anon" >l'm stunned, I think he's finally come to terms with me being gay I say >"sure is dad" >then he says >"and you're still a f------ f-----"

Everyone knows someone like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A Normal School Day 08/28/21(Sat)01:44:56 No.65160359 >Have 3 friends >1 gets a girlfriend >Turns into a a------ to impress his new girlfriend >Girlfriend dumps him >Try's coming back and says sorry >We ignore him and now he has no 75 KB PNG friends >Moves school because he has no friends and no one likes him because he was a a------ 1 Reply View Thread

Anon is gonna make it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 50437301 2 hr. ago ••• >see qt girl at bus stop >approach her >"hi, i'm anon. how are you?" >"oh hi anon. i'm rebecca" >"would you like to come to mcdonalds with me?" >"um. i'm sorry. i have a boyfriend" >at least i tried >i'm gonna make it 11.6 kB JPG 6 REPLIES 6 IMAGES REPLY

Anon learned spanish after taking DMT | /r/Greentext

File: 4534543423.jpg (22 KB, 448x252) O I learned spanish after taking DMT Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)01:41:23 No.29598765 [Reply] >be me, 5 years ago >smoke DMT >deity appears infront of me and grants me the ability to speak spanish >come back from trip >keep the ability Todavia puedo hablarlo, jamas habia estudiado español antes. 36 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.

Anon makes a twitter account | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat)02:26:43 No.861944211 JEBIESZ MOKRYM >be me >start twitter account >post photos, be nice to people >fall into music twitter >defend an artist that is getting s--- on >all i'm saying is that maybe we shouldn't be trying to find her address and talk about throwing acid over her PSEM 90 KB JPG >"you racist p------------" >"what is wrong with you" >"delete your account" >"unfollow this account or you will never talk to me again" are these real people?

It goes on forever | /r/Greentext

1. #769367220 5/22/18, 4:30 PM >be me >american >go to school >don't get shot, because gun violence in america is very exaggerated by the media >go home >shoot myself 1 REPLY 2 #769367427 5/22/18 4:32 PM >>769367220 OP >Suicide is then reported in gun death statistics, without clarification, used to exaggerate gun violence by media It all comes full cycle

Anon’s mom is a normie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45664534 17 perccel ezelőtt ... >be me >age 7 >have a 2 year old younger brother >i occasionally smack him to discipline him when he annoys me or does something wrong >parents yell at me >they say one should never, ever do that to a child The mt peple igr n pol dring Pepe 24,3 kB JPG Fast forward 15 years >my parents get a dog for the first time >it's a small puppy >they occasionally smack the puppy to discipline it, e.g. if he pees in the house Fast forward 2 years >the dog is now one of the most well behaved dogs in the whole neighborhood >my brother is a drug addict I f------ hate normies and their hypocricy

Anon trusts the science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NOU94QGN 08/28/21(Sat)11:20:28 No.336511053 >hey >hey guys >hey guys, get this >if you separate your garbage into plastic, paper and glass >if you stop driving your car and UCN 231 KB PNG use public transport instead >if you stop eating meat >if you pay your government more taxes (actually, this one is the most important one) >your government >your government >get this >your government >your government will reduce the temperature of the planet

Anon is a man of culture | /r/Greentext

Anon lacks any social skills | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)22:17:50 No.65158525 >new girl at work >4'9 zoomer >doesnt wear shoes at her desk >wore the same shorts for 3 days this week >sits like pic related in her chair >85% of the time i look at her shes 138 KB JPG laughing and trying to hide it >continually f---- up but nobody says anything i want to ask if she knows where babies come from because she seems so god damn retarded 6 Replies View Thread

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