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Anonymous | 789378827 4.9 kB PNG How was your christmas? >Be Me >Mom and Dad both love me because I'm an only child >Were barely above the poverty line >Christmas comes >Mom buys me brand new airpods >150$ 48 min. ago●●● >Thank her and nearly cry >I knew they couldn't afford this >Take them back to the store they bought them at for a full cash refund >Take the cash and sneak into my parents room >Grab my dads wallet with the cash in hand >Mom walks in >She sees >Starts yelling at me >I begin to cry >Tell her its the money from the airpods >Tell her that I felt guilty knowing that these cost so much >Tell her I was putting the money into the wallet >We both cry for about an hour
Anonymous | 789378827 4.9 kB PNG How was your christmas? >Be Me >Mom and Dad both love me because I'm an only child >Were barely above the poverty line >Christmas comes >Mom buys me brand new airpods >150$ 48 min. ago●●● >Thank her and nearly cry >I knew they couldn't afford this >Take them back to the store they bought them at for a full cash refund >Take the cash and sneak into my parents room >Grab my dads wallet with the cash in hand >Mom walks in >She sees >Starts yelling at me >I begin to cry >Tell her its the money from the airpods >Tell her that I felt guilty knowing that these cost so much >Tell her I was putting the money into the wallet >We both cry for about an hour

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Anon pretends to be a white Muslim | /r/Greentext

File: fkKzJ7r.jpg (305 KB, 2928x2928) >> >They're always doing some stupid s--- >Since we're getting close to a week-long thanksgiving break, it's about MUH NATIVE AMERICANS >One of them looks new, vaguely k----ish with problem glasses but still kinda cute holds up sign saying something along the line of Pocahontas being a r--- victim >More experienced bull-d--- feminist is next to her holding up a similar sign >Mention that Pocahontas willingly embraced English culture and was baptized, hardly a victim Anonymous (ID: pjsS60kh File: b5a.jpg (40 KB, 500x744) >D--- gets triggered >Starts winding herself up, "WHY DO YOU SUPPORT R---, HUH? WHY DO YOU SUPPORT R---?!" There is no such thing an gende >Start saying s--- about how it isn't "r---" if a woman willingly submits to her husband as the Prophet Muhammad, Peace Be Upon Him, says women should. >D--- pauses confused Gender estate on a spectrum >Suddenly notices the necklace I'm wearing >Looks at the necklace then at me >Looks like she's trying to judge if I'm some White looking Arab >Start mentioning that it isn't sexism or hatred to ask a woman to act like a woman, it's just acting in accordance with Islam >"Sister, I recommend you read the Qur'an sometime. It can change your life!" >Awkward silence from them as I walk off, look over my shoulder to see the two having a VERY uncomfortable looking conversation. There are y two genders There is only are gender, women are property I pretended to be a White Muslim for about a week Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh 11/30/17(Thu)09:15:54 No.151488920 >>151490169 >>151490902 >>151491046 >>151491126 >>151491652 >>151491723 >>151491753 >>151491781 >>151491872 >>151491997 >>151492641 >>151492684 >>151492817 >>151493033 >>151493223 >>151493357 >>151493614 >>151493924 >>151494001 >Be at farmers market hosted at local college >See a couple of people selling custom jewelry >See small silver pendent with some dune runes on it >Ask them what it says >"Oh it's Arabic for 'The Greatest', it refers to Allah." >Get devious idea >Buy necklace >"Alaikum Salaam brother." >Immediately seems excited >Introduces himself as Omar >Day 1 >Go to where local feminist club is on campus >Instantly is all buddy-buddy >Introduces me to a few of his friends 11/30/17(Thu)09:17:04 No.151489037 >Day 2 >Go to the library this time >Know I'm in a very 'diverse' campus >Rent a copy of the Qur'an with a VERY visible cover >Quietly read it for a bit >Look up to see some Arab dude looking at me >Smile at him >Conversation turns to politics >Specifically Israel BACK! >He eventually says "Aw-Salaamu Alaikum" almost like a test >We all go to lunch at this middle-eastern food truck >Turns out Omar and the guy who runs it are distant cousins >Still gives us a 15% discount on all the food >Fuckinggreatshawarma.jpg Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh File: 1507535339735.jpg (247 KB, 730x1095) >"Allah willing, Palestine will be free and the devil's children will be driven into the sea!" >Start showing him happy merchant memes on my phone >Get home to find the absolute madman invited me as a friend on facebook and started sharing merchant memes for his whole family to see. 11/30/17(Thu)09:17:50 No.151489112 >Day 3 >Get a text, apparently Omar invited me to have dinner with his family >Whythefucknot? >"So do you like Fatima, Anon?" >Ask him what he means >Rest of the day is uneventful >Get to his family's house. Pretty middle class >He has a f--- ton of sisters and brothers though >Including one really cute one about my age >Eventually they're all sitting together, it's hamburgers for dinner >All eyes on me >"So anon," Omar's father begins, "How did you become a Muslim?" >Quickly make up some thing about reading the Qur'an about a year or two ago and being inspired by it >ohfucknigga >think I've been found out, don't want to be akbar'd >Eventually make my way over to him >"Everything alright, sir?" >He tells me he wants to talk in private >ohfuck >He smiles >For some reason I'm the topic of conversation all the way to dessert >Dessert is this kind of tasty, candy-pastry thing called Halva >Eventually everyone has eaten, most of the family goes to separate parts of the house, I volunteer to help Omar's mom with dishes >She notices this and instead asks the qt daughter from before to help me instead >Get to talking with her, she's fairly shy but we strike up a conversation about books >She mentions she likes The Lord of The Rings >Tell her to check out the Silmarillion if she gets the chance >Eventually dishes are done and get ready to go home >Omar's dad calls me over to have a chat >Go to a small little room he calls his office >Don't see any computer but see a fax machine at least >He sits at the desk, looks at me >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493135 >>151493223 >>151493614 >"She's about your age and a good girl. Would you like to date her, Anon?" >Don't understand if this is some joke or something Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh File: 1507485996468.png (792 KB, 596x1218) >"Not at all! You look like you have a good head on your shoulders. I want my daughter to be with a good man." >Eventually say something about if I have his permission, then sure I'd love to date her >He smiles, says I can go, then calls for his daughter as I leave 11/30/17(Thu)09:18:48 No.151489192 >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493223 >>151493614 >Day 4 >Get text saying its from Fatima early in the morning >Asks if I'd need a ride to the local Mosque >Ohfuck >Don't know what excuse to make to explain why I can't be there >Eventually say I've got my own ride >She says she hopes to see me there afterwards >Quickly look up a video on how to pray in a Mosque >After Mosque, meet Fatima in the parking lot >Her mother drove her there, no sign of her father though >Barely get any of it but rush there anyways >Mosque is pretty simple, mostly follow the motions of everyone around me >F------ hurts like hell on my feet though >Afterwards a few guys try to strike up conversation with me, including another White Muslim >He seems to be treating his faith much more serious than me >Still, ask him quietly why it seems like everyone is so buddy-buddy with me >Says that I'm new and the Ummah wants to give a good impression to me >More than that though, he mentions something about "sadly because of Racial stereotypes" a lot of Muslims LOVE white converts, especially white guys becoming Muslims >They feel on some level that it gives more credence/justification to their faith "when it shouldn't" he adds >Says she has a gaming PC and plays on steam >"Mostly stuff like FFXIV though" >> Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh File: 1504225085621.png (233 KB, 600x659) >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493223 >>151493614 >She's blushing when she sees me >Eventually ask if she'd like to grab some Starbucks sometime >I was never really good with girls, but she seems to love everything I say >We get to talking about books, and TV shows, even a few movies >She mentions she likes videogames too >Ask her which ones >Drop her off at her family's house >"Thanks Anon! I had a really great time!" >Feel ontop of the f------ world >holyshit.jpg >Mention I play the game too, on a different server >Conversation becomes much more lively after that, the date's fantastic, lasts the whole day. >It's like she's this perfect balance between modern and traditional 11/30/17(Thu)09:19:22 No.151489249 >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493223 >>151493614 >Days 5-7 >Seems like the whole Muslim community on campus knows my name now >Will get random Muslims asking how I'm doing >Get invited to parties 10 >Feminists don't seem to report us because we're Muslims and oppressed >Eventually the feminists just stopped coming to that spot on campus >TFW I realize I created a localized no-go zone >TFW I realize I accidentally was enforcing Shariah Law on campus >TFW this is the high life. >I was never invited to parties before >Have a massive amount of Muslim dudes in my circle of friends >We collectively start messing with the Feminists on campus >Some of them go full on "Ehhh gimme da P U S S Y" and s--- in broken english
File: fkKzJ7r.jpg (305 KB, 2928x2928) >> >They're always doing some stupid s--- >Since we're getting close to a week-long thanksgiving break, it's about MUH NATIVE AMERICANS >One of them looks new, vaguely k----ish with problem glasses but still kinda cute holds up sign saying something along the line of Pocahontas being a r--- victim >More experienced bull-d--- feminist is next to her holding up a similar sign >Mention that Pocahontas willingly embraced English culture and was baptized, hardly a victim Anonymous (ID: pjsS60kh File: b5a.jpg (40 KB, 500x744) >D--- gets triggered >Starts winding herself up, "WHY DO YOU SUPPORT R---, HUH? WHY DO YOU SUPPORT R---?!" There is no such thing an gende >Start saying s--- about how it isn't "r---" if a woman willingly submits to her husband as the Prophet Muhammad, Peace Be Upon Him, says women should. >D--- pauses confused Gender estate on a spectrum >Suddenly notices the necklace I'm wearing >Looks at the necklace then at me >Looks like she's trying to judge if I'm some White looking Arab >Start mentioning that it isn't sexism or hatred to ask a woman to act like a woman, it's just acting in accordance with Islam >"Sister, I recommend you read the Qur'an sometime. It can change your life!" >Awkward silence from them as I walk off, look over my shoulder to see the two having a VERY uncomfortable looking conversation. There are y two genders There is only are gender, women are property I pretended to be a White Muslim for about a week Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh 11/30/17(Thu)09:15:54 No.151488920 >>151490169 >>151490902 >>151491046 >>151491126 >>151491652 >>151491723 >>151491753 >>151491781 >>151491872 >>151491997 >>151492641 >>151492684 >>151492817 >>151493033 >>151493223 >>151493357 >>151493614 >>151493924 >>151494001 >Be at farmers market hosted at local college >See a couple of people selling custom jewelry >See small silver pendent with some dune runes on it >Ask them what it says >"Oh it's Arabic for 'The Greatest', it refers to Allah." >Get devious idea >Buy necklace >"Alaikum Salaam brother." >Immediately seems excited >Introduces himself as Omar >Day 1 >Go to where local feminist club is on campus >Instantly is all buddy-buddy >Introduces me to a few of his friends 11/30/17(Thu)09:17:04 No.151489037 >Day 2 >Go to the library this time >Know I'm in a very 'diverse' campus >Rent a copy of the Qur'an with a VERY visible cover >Quietly read it for a bit >Look up to see some Arab dude looking at me >Smile at him >Conversation turns to politics >Specifically Israel BACK! >He eventually says "Aw-Salaamu Alaikum" almost like a test >We all go to lunch at this middle-eastern food truck >Turns out Omar and the guy who runs it are distant cousins >Still gives us a 15% discount on all the food >Fuckinggreatshawarma.jpg Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh File: 1507535339735.jpg (247 KB, 730x1095) >"Allah willing, Palestine will be free and the devil's children will be driven into the sea!" >Start showing him happy merchant memes on my phone >Get home to find the absolute madman invited me as a friend on facebook and started sharing merchant memes for his whole family to see. 11/30/17(Thu)09:17:50 No.151489112 >Day 3 >Get a text, apparently Omar invited me to have dinner with his family >Whythefucknot? >"So do you like Fatima, Anon?" >Ask him what he means >Rest of the day is uneventful >Get to his family's house. Pretty middle class >He has a f--- ton of sisters and brothers though >Including one really cute one about my age >Eventually they're all sitting together, it's hamburgers for dinner >All eyes on me >"So anon," Omar's father begins, "How did you become a Muslim?" >Quickly make up some thing about reading the Qur'an about a year or two ago and being inspired by it >ohfucknigga >think I've been found out, don't want to be akbar'd >Eventually make my way over to him >"Everything alright, sir?" >He tells me he wants to talk in private >ohfuck >He smiles >For some reason I'm the topic of conversation all the way to dessert >Dessert is this kind of tasty, candy-pastry thing called Halva >Eventually everyone has eaten, most of the family goes to separate parts of the house, I volunteer to help Omar's mom with dishes >She notices this and instead asks the qt daughter from before to help me instead >Get to talking with her, she's fairly shy but we strike up a conversation about books >She mentions she likes The Lord of The Rings >Tell her to check out the Silmarillion if she gets the chance >Eventually dishes are done and get ready to go home >Omar's dad calls me over to have a chat >Go to a small little room he calls his office >Don't see any computer but see a fax machine at least >He sits at the desk, looks at me >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493135 >>151493223 >>151493614 >"She's about your age and a good girl. Would you like to date her, Anon?" >Don't understand if this is some joke or something Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh File: 1507485996468.png (792 KB, 596x1218) >"Not at all! You look like you have a good head on your shoulders. I want my daughter to be with a good man." >Eventually say something about if I have his permission, then sure I'd love to date her >He smiles, says I can go, then calls for his daughter as I leave 11/30/17(Thu)09:18:48 No.151489192 >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493223 >>151493614 >Day 4 >Get text saying its from Fatima early in the morning >Asks if I'd need a ride to the local Mosque >Ohfuck >Don't know what excuse to make to explain why I can't be there >Eventually say I've got my own ride >She says she hopes to see me there afterwards >Quickly look up a video on how to pray in a Mosque >After Mosque, meet Fatima in the parking lot >Her mother drove her there, no sign of her father though >Barely get any of it but rush there anyways >Mosque is pretty simple, mostly follow the motions of everyone around me >F------ hurts like hell on my feet though >Afterwards a few guys try to strike up conversation with me, including another White Muslim >He seems to be treating his faith much more serious than me >Still, ask him quietly why it seems like everyone is so buddy-buddy with me >Says that I'm new and the Ummah wants to give a good impression to me >More than that though, he mentions something about "sadly because of Racial stereotypes" a lot of Muslims LOVE white converts, especially white guys becoming Muslims >They feel on some level that it gives more credence/justification to their faith "when it shouldn't" he adds >Says she has a gaming PC and plays on steam >"Mostly stuff like FFXIV though" >> Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh File: 1504225085621.png (233 KB, 600x659) >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493223 >>151493614 >She's blushing when she sees me >Eventually ask if she'd like to grab some Starbucks sometime >I was never really good with girls, but she seems to love everything I say >We get to talking about books, and TV shows, even a few movies >She mentions she likes videogames too >Ask her which ones >Drop her off at her family's house >"Thanks Anon! I had a really great time!" >Feel ontop of the f------ world >holyshit.jpg >Mention I play the game too, on a different server >Conversation becomes much more lively after that, the date's fantastic, lasts the whole day. >It's like she's this perfect balance between modern and traditional 11/30/17(Thu)09:19:22 No.151489249 >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493223 >>151493614 >Days 5-7 >Seems like the whole Muslim community on campus knows my name now >Will get random Muslims asking how I'm doing >Get invited to parties 10 >Feminists don't seem to report us because we're Muslims and oppressed >Eventually the feminists just stopped coming to that spot on campus >TFW I realize I created a localized no-go zone >TFW I realize I accidentally was enforcing Shariah Law on campus >TFW this is the high life. >I was never invited to parties before >Have a massive amount of Muslim dudes in my circle of friends >We collectively start messing with the Feminists on campus >Some of them go full on "Ehhh gimme da P U S S Y" and s--- in broken english

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Anons autism kicks in | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Autism Please be pofient I have m 37 KB JPG 05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 >be me in the 4th grade >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"
Anonymous Autism Please be pofient I have m 37 KB JPG 05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 >be me in the 4th grade >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"

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Anon is a shop teacher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vlJdNCb6 09/16/22 (Fri) 13:40:29 No.395607362 25 KB JPG >Be me, 50-something white male shop teacher >Slaving away for 30 years, vote for Brandon, see my retirement account drop 75% >Constantly get s--- on for being a f------ white male >One day, get a great idea: "I'll be a woman so hard they'll have no choice but to fire me" >Buy a $5 wig >Buy an XXXXXL shirt and bra >Buy a rubber sex doll >Using a lifetime of shop class ~~mastery~~ primary, slice the doll's 7xDD t--- off with a linoleum knife >Even cut a hole in the bra so the n------ poke out. Wet the tips with old milk >Go to school wearing the 40 lbs of fake rubber t--- >"HELLL-OOO students! My name is and always has been Ms. Ada Lovelace" >MFW they all nod in unison >MFW they all announce they'll respect my pronouns >MFW the staff all nod and call me brave >MFW it's been three weeks and I'm getting a raise
Anonymous (ID: vlJdNCb6 09/16/22 (Fri) 13:40:29 No.395607362 25 KB JPG >Be me, 50-something white male shop teacher >Slaving away for 30 years, vote for Brandon, see my retirement account drop 75% >Constantly get s--- on for being a f------ white male >One day, get a great idea: "I'll be a woman so hard they'll have no choice but to fire me" >Buy a $5 wig >Buy an XXXXXL shirt and bra >Buy a rubber sex doll >Using a lifetime of shop class ~~mastery~~ primary, slice the doll's 7xDD t--- off with a linoleum knife >Even cut a hole in the bra so the n------ poke out. Wet the tips with old milk >Go to school wearing the 40 lbs of fake rubber t--- >"HELLL-OOO students! My name is and always has been Ms. Ada Lovelace" >MFW they all nod in unison >MFW they all announce they'll respect my pronouns >MFW the staff all nod and call me brave >MFW it's been three weeks and I'm getting a raise

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Rockstar Games employee makes statement on /v/ | /r/Greentext

File: goodMorning.png (443 KB, 900x900) Here to be clarifyings Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun)13:38:11 No.612530267 Good Morning Sirs, I am representative from Rockstar Games company. Sirs, it seems you are having some misconceptions. I am here to do confirming that the leak is FAKE,, and it did not coming out of India. I hope yoo are understand. Please to be ceasing discussions and blaming India for the fake leak. Thank you sirs. Sincerely, Ranjesh Sofware devloper Rockstar Games
File: goodMorning.png (443 KB, 900x900) Here to be clarifyings Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun)13:38:11 No.612530267 Good Morning Sirs, I am representative from Rockstar Games company. Sirs, it seems you are having some misconceptions. I am here to do confirming that the leak is FAKE,, and it did not coming out of India. I hope yoo are understand. Please to be ceasing discussions and blaming India for the fake leak. Thank you sirs. Sincerely, Ranjesh Sofware devloper Rockstar Games

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The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish t...

: Anonymous 72 KB JPG >be me >straight >real 09/18/22(Sun)17:08:26 No.885846889
: Anonymous 72 KB JPG >be me >straight >real 09/18/22(Sun)17:08:26 No.885846889

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anon disagrees with communism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)13:11:47 No.70259728 I take pleasure in the fact that Russian incels got to f--- German foids in Berlin during WW2. >Chad Russians mostly died during heavy battles at the start of the war 923 KB PNG >Most of the surviving soviets were probably regular guys or full-blown incels on the rear echelons >Muh "ubermensch A----" German chads got killed or taken captive >If a soviet incel worked hard enough his officers gave him virgin k---- girls to f--- >There's tales of older soviet officers making sure their young comrades lose their virginites to K---- bitches >(((Hitler))) was seething the whole time >Literal stories of German chads being forced to watch soviet incels gangbang their daughters, mothers and girlfriends >Peasant incels literally cucked chads >The war turned the incels into sigma males >The once arrogant Germans had to raise half-slavs like a bunch of beta cucks I disagree with Communism but the soviets actually tried to help their incel population.
: Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)13:11:47 No.70259728 I take pleasure in the fact that Russian incels got to f--- German foids in Berlin during WW2. >Chad Russians mostly died during heavy battles at the start of the war 923 KB PNG >Most of the surviving soviets were probably regular guys or full-blown incels on the rear echelons >Muh "ubermensch A----" German chads got killed or taken captive >If a soviet incel worked hard enough his officers gave him virgin k---- girls to f--- >There's tales of older soviet officers making sure their young comrades lose their virginites to K---- bitches >(((Hitler))) was seething the whole time >Literal stories of German chads being forced to watch soviet incels gangbang their daughters, mothers and girlfriends >Peasant incels literally cucked chads >The war turned the incels into sigma males >The once arrogant Germans had to raise half-slavs like a bunch of beta cucks I disagree with Communism but the soviets actually tried to help their incel population.

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Anon is from an alternate timeline | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bL/fn/Mu 09/18/22(Sun)11:48:47 No.395863331 >Be me in alternate time-line >Elizabeth's funeral is today >F------ hate the monarchy but keep my mouth shut >People will finally shut up about this and move on 10 KB JPG >ohshitecho.mp3 >See a man in the background with a rifle >Charles goes from mutated pug to exploding watermelon in a half second >limos flip their s--- and drive off >GOD F------ DAMMIT NOT AGAIN >National mourning is redeclared >fuckingkillme.jpg 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: bL/fn/Mu 09/18/22(Sun)11:48:47 No.395863331 >Be me in alternate time-line >Elizabeth's funeral is today >F------ hate the monarchy but keep my mouth shut >People will finally shut up about this and move on 10 KB JPG >ohshitecho.mp3 >See a man in the background with a rifle >Charles goes from mutated pug to exploding watermelon in a half second >limos flip their s--- and drive off >GOD F------ DAMMIT NOT AGAIN >National mourning is redeclared >fuckingkillme.jpg 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon observes an abusive relationship | /r/Greentext

coworker domestic abused? 2.64 MB GIF 09/18/22(Sun)07:50:48 No.70257008 >be me >work at 711 >night shifts cause robot that parents don't love him (can't be neet) >my shifts are from 10pm to 6am so coworker is coming to replace me >she enters the store and goes to buy some redbull i think before i punch out >comes to the register >i notice that her glass are broken and fixed with f------ duct tape >trying to make conversation casually ask her about it >oh it's nothing basically the dumbass of my boyfriend broke but it was totally an accident >tears falling but no actual sad expression just red eyes after that i went to throw the trash before leaving my shift and punched out didn't want to ask because i don't wanna hear a 30 minutes story i've already have a 15 minutes drive to my f------ job other thing that i notice is that her boyfriend ALWAYS drops her out and this time i think she with uber/lyft idk anons should i do something or is absolutely retarded trying to piece the story together without actually asking
coworker domestic abused? 2.64 MB GIF 09/18/22(Sun)07:50:48 No.70257008 >be me >work at 711 >night shifts cause robot that parents don't love him (can't be neet) >my shifts are from 10pm to 6am so coworker is coming to replace me >she enters the store and goes to buy some redbull i think before i punch out >comes to the register >i notice that her glass are broken and fixed with f------ duct tape >trying to make conversation casually ask her about it >oh it's nothing basically the dumbass of my boyfriend broke but it was totally an accident >tears falling but no actual sad expression just red eyes after that i went to throw the trash before leaving my shift and punched out didn't want to ask because i don't wanna hear a 30 minutes story i've already have a 15 minutes drive to my f------ job other thing that i notice is that her boyfriend ALWAYS drops her out and this time i think she with uber/lyft idk anons should i do something or is absolutely retarded trying to piece the story together without actually asking

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Anon has a micropenis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)18:32:32 No.885828819 [Reply] >885832956 >be me >have microbenis >it's literally the size of those small linked sausages >get girlfriend in college >bestgirl.jpg >afraid she will dump me if she finds out >she's a bit woke, not badly though >tell her I'm a t----- and that I have dysphoria because I'm being denied surgery >she buys it >plan to fool her until marriage and hope penis transplants are a thing by then >she bought it too hard >ohno, poor anon is oppressed because he doesn't have a penis >she gets me a f------ strap on as a birthday present >it's type meant for lesbians with the harness and pantries >can't back out now >hide my mini meat inside the panties and f--- her >it's awkward but it works >she's really happy >this goes on for a while until she accidentally sees my d--- >what's that anon? I thought you didn't get surgery? >panic >tell her it's my clitoris, it has gotten larger because of the uhh...hormone therapy >oh why didn't you tell me anon?! That's great, it looks almost like a real penis >she wants to try it >actually get to f--- my girl with my real micromeat, it's obviously not as good as the strap on, but she seems genuinely happy >she praises it, saying it's very realistic and that I don't need surgery >calls it cute >says I'm biologically blessed to have gotten this large a penis naturally, and that it's proof that i'm a man >Mfw
Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)18:32:32 No.885828819 [Reply] >885832956 >be me >have microbenis >it's literally the size of those small linked sausages >get girlfriend in college >bestgirl.jpg >afraid she will dump me if she finds out >she's a bit woke, not badly though >tell her I'm a t----- and that I have dysphoria because I'm being denied surgery >she buys it >plan to fool her until marriage and hope penis transplants are a thing by then >she bought it too hard >ohno, poor anon is oppressed because he doesn't have a penis >she gets me a f------ strap on as a birthday present >it's type meant for lesbians with the harness and pantries >can't back out now >hide my mini meat inside the panties and f--- her >it's awkward but it works >she's really happy >this goes on for a while until she accidentally sees my d--- >what's that anon? I thought you didn't get surgery? >panic >tell her it's my clitoris, it has gotten larger because of the uhh...hormone therapy >oh why didn't you tell me anon?! That's great, it looks almost like a real penis >she wants to try it >actually get to f--- my girl with my real micromeat, it's obviously not as good as the strap on, but she seems genuinely happy >she praises it, saying it's very realistic and that I don't need surgery >calls it cute >says I'm biologically blessed to have gotten this large a penis naturally, and that it's proof that i'm a man >Mfw

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