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Anon re-watches One Piece | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Something I just noticed when (...) 85 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)21:43:13 No.256034349 >Zoro's hand turns black. >*Instantly becomes malnourished* What did Oda mean by this???
: Anonymous Something I just noticed when (...) 85 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)21:43:13 No.256034349 >Zoro's hand turns black. >*Instantly becomes malnourished* What did Oda mean by this???

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Anon likes sunfishes. | /r/Greentext

TTTT 5d (8/10 22:06). 4589946 PNG 24KB (960 × 960) 1264.png 1 Reply : >>4589935 >perfectly adapted for luxurious sunbathing >most sexual mouth of any fish >intense sexuality leads to 300 million eggs laid at once >idiot sharks think they already ate half of you and leave you alone idk seems like a pretty good life
TTTT 5d (8/10 22:06). 4589946 PNG 24KB (960 × 960) 1264.png 1 Reply : >>4589935 >perfectly adapted for luxurious sunbathing >most sexual mouth of any fish >intense sexuality leads to 300 million eggs laid at once >idiot sharks think they already ate half of you and leave you alone idk seems like a pretty good life

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Anon has an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function
: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function

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Anon got matched | /r/Greentext

>be me, 27 >mom's work throws a party and she brings me to it >one of her coworkers brought her highschool daughter >introduces me to her daughter since everyone else is either part of the company or a literal child and we are the only outsiders >we chat the entire time >have a good time actually >end up adding her on social media >we keep chatting about a lot of topics >been hinting that she wouldn't mind marrying older >is now talking about how she doesn't want to go to college or work at all >wanna get married straight out of highschool and start making babies with her husband What the f--- do I do? I'm a NEET for f---'s sake.
>be me, 27 >mom's work throws a party and she brings me to it >one of her coworkers brought her highschool daughter >introduces me to her daughter since everyone else is either part of the company or a literal child and we are the only outsiders >we chat the entire time >have a good time actually >end up adding her on social media >we keep chatting about a lot of topics >been hinting that she wouldn't mind marrying older >is now talking about how she doesn't want to go to college or work at all >wanna get married straight out of highschool and start making babies with her husband What the f--- do I do? I'm a NEET for f---'s sake.

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Anon Gets Shut Down | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)13:16:39 No.904326831 >Anon never be afraid to ask for help/questions >Me: Ask for help/questions >Shut the f--- up anon you stupid p------------, figure it out yourself!! : Anonymous 08/14/23(Mon)13:18:17 No.904326907 cry about it bitch, dumb ass bitch, talking about "how do i brush my teet," stupid bitch >>904328386 # : Anonymous 08/14/23(Mon)13:22:57 No.904327143 It's very simple. When a daddy loves a mommy very much, he gives her a special kiss then the stork brings them a baby. 08/14/23(Mon)13:32:31 No.904327679 : Anonymous >>904326831 (OP) # >>Shut the f--- up anon you stupid p------------, figure it out yourself!! You're a f------ frog poster. What the hell did you expect??
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)13:16:39 No.904326831 >Anon never be afraid to ask for help/questions >Me: Ask for help/questions >Shut the f--- up anon you stupid p------------, figure it out yourself!! : Anonymous 08/14/23(Mon)13:18:17 No.904326907 cry about it bitch, dumb ass bitch, talking about "how do i brush my teet," stupid bitch >>904328386 # : Anonymous 08/14/23(Mon)13:22:57 No.904327143 It's very simple. When a daddy loves a mommy very much, he gives her a special kiss then the stork brings them a baby. 08/14/23(Mon)13:32:31 No.904327679 : Anonymous >>904326831 (OP) # >>Shut the f--- up anon you stupid p------------, figure it out yourself!! You're a f------ frog poster. What the hell did you expect??

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Anon got hitted on | /r/Greentext

Why do women treat me this way? >be me >be 18 >wage cuck >work at restaurant >am good employee >I have 2 managers that are cool with me >I have one manager that doesn't like me >shes older than me like mid 40s >she yells at me for the stupidest of things >yells at me for doing things the right way, but not doing it her way >yells at me for being late to get back to the restaurant after a delivery, even though I got lost and traffic is a bitch >mfw I found out she's not a manager, she gets the payed the same as me and has no authority over me >I'm bigger, stronger, and faster than her, yet she still thinks she has some sort of power over me Guys, why does this happen to me? Whenever I get a job some older woman tries to boss me around like they authority over me. What can I do to get her to stop?
Why do women treat me this way? >be me >be 18 >wage cuck >work at restaurant >am good employee >I have 2 managers that are cool with me >I have one manager that doesn't like me >shes older than me like mid 40s >she yells at me for the stupidest of things >yells at me for doing things the right way, but not doing it her way >yells at me for being late to get back to the restaurant after a delivery, even though I got lost and traffic is a bitch >mfw I found out she's not a manager, she gets the payed the same as me and has no authority over me >I'm bigger, stronger, and faster than her, yet she still thinks she has some sort of power over me Guys, why does this happen to me? Whenever I get a job some older woman tries to boss me around like they authority over me. What can I do to get her to stop?

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Anon is haunted by the Merchant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: jwPzpsP8) abstract.jpg 48 KB JPG >>285919533 # looks like a rare abstract merchant 10/30/20(Fri)22:57:23 No.285920561 >>285922222 # >>285923001 # >>285923120 # >>285926883 # >>285935496 # Anonymous (ID: Wm8wqK81 10/30/20(Fri)23:13:26 No.285923120 : Anonymous (ID: 9M+zTj0 >>285919754 # S--- I'm drunk >>285920 : Anonymous (ID: 0h6Dmv >>285920561 # >they drag anon off to the asylum after one of his mental episodes >they found him screaming "THERES JEWS IN THE BREAD" at the top of his lungs
Anonymous (ID: jwPzpsP8) abstract.jpg 48 KB JPG >>285919533 # looks like a rare abstract merchant 10/30/20(Fri)22:57:23 No.285920561 >>285922222 # >>285923001 # >>285923120 # >>285926883 # >>285935496 # Anonymous (ID: Wm8wqK81 10/30/20(Fri)23:13:26 No.285923120 : Anonymous (ID: 9M+zTj0 >>285919754 # S--- I'm drunk >>285920 : Anonymous (ID: 0h6Dmv >>285920561 # >they drag anon off to the asylum after one of his mental episodes >they found him screaming "THERES JEWS IN THE BREAD" at the top of his lungs

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Anon has had enough | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1765434598764.jpg, 64KiB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but i'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think i'm mr olympia while to me i'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, i'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry I'm late McFlurry" >room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1765434598764.jpg, 64KiB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but i'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think i'm mr olympia while to me i'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, i'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry I'm late McFlurry" >room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax

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Anon can’t stop getting boners | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do I stop getting boners? 82 KB PNG 08/15/23(Tue)17:05:03 No.74399118 >J-------, still horny >Literally cannot stop being horny and getting hard no matter what : Anonymous Quick rundown for those who don't wanna read my full rant Literally I get close to 30 - 50 boners a day and I constantly want to j------- but no matter how many times I j------- I still get hard all the time. I maintained being hard almost all day non stop after cooming five times in a row this morning. I can't even keep a job because I'm always flying a flag pole in my pants anytime a woman steps in the room. 103 KB JPG >Be 27 >Wake up, horny >See woman, horny >Light breeze, horny Please R9K I'm begging you what the f--- is wrong with me why can't I get rid of my boners >>74399150 # 08/15/23(Tue)17:06:24 No.74399135 how big is your penis? do you exercise?
Anonymous How do I stop getting boners? 82 KB PNG 08/15/23(Tue)17:05:03 No.74399118 >J-------, still horny >Literally cannot stop being horny and getting hard no matter what : Anonymous Quick rundown for those who don't wanna read my full rant Literally I get close to 30 - 50 boners a day and I constantly want to j------- but no matter how many times I j------- I still get hard all the time. I maintained being hard almost all day non stop after cooming five times in a row this morning. I can't even keep a job because I'm always flying a flag pole in my pants anytime a woman steps in the room. 103 KB JPG >Be 27 >Wake up, horny >See woman, horny >Light breeze, horny Please R9K I'm begging you what the f--- is wrong with me why can't I get rid of my boners >>74399150 # 08/15/23(Tue)17:06:24 No.74399135 how big is your penis? do you exercise?

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Anon is bonding with his father | /r/Greentext

11 KB JPG >Be me >5 years ago >start my puberty >had previous collections of weird things, like nails in water and s--- >starts cooming >decide i should have a c-- collection in a jar, let's call it cumjar >it gets bigger, almost fill the entire jar because it was a small jar >had to hide it so my parents wouldn't find it >hide it in my wardrobe because my mother stopped cleaning my room cuz i was doing it myself >one time my father was searching in my room for a soccer ball >gets a look in the wardrobe and sees it >he already knew it was a cumjar and started screaming my name >fortunately nobody was at home except me and him >we kept this as a secret >mfw my dad found my cumjar
11 KB JPG >Be me >5 years ago >start my puberty >had previous collections of weird things, like nails in water and s--- >starts cooming >decide i should have a c-- collection in a jar, let's call it cumjar >it gets bigger, almost fill the entire jar because it was a small jar >had to hide it so my parents wouldn't find it >hide it in my wardrobe because my mother stopped cleaning my room cuz i was doing it myself >one time my father was searching in my room for a soccer ball >gets a look in the wardrobe and sees it >he already knew it was a cumjar and started screaming my name >fortunately nobody was at home except me and him >we kept this as a secret >mfw my dad found my cumjar

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