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Anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/08/22(Mon)23:32:42 No.172344705 1650332937559.jpg 32 KB JPG >How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this subway footlong TM disappear

Have I done it | /r/Greentext

(3 >school dance tonight >9/10 qtpi ive known for years in stunning dress >god just lemme slowdance w/ her >apparently the majority of girls i know want to dance f11 90 KB PNG >prioritymode.ahk >qtpi and I spend the whole night together >slowdance time have i done it? >she pulls me close >rest of night was euphoric >lights turn on >stack chairs >walk her to car >"youre a great guy anon" >ohshit >long_kiss.mov >at home drinking hot choccy milk w/ feels ifunny.co

Anon had pokémon cards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- you, aaron. 9 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)00:40:15 No.883540991 >Be me >In like the 4th grade or something >Be really into pokemon cards at the height of its popularity >Been slowly creating a collection since 2nd grade from literally nothing by asking random people for a card they don't want or trading 1 card for 2 >Have some really f------ good cards >Japanese Mega Tyranitar EX Holo >Have Friend named Aaron who also really likes Pokemon >Trade and play with him regularly >One day I ask to trade for his Mega Charizard Y >Okay but he wants the Tyranitar >F--- >Everybody trades Pokemon and everybody owns pokemon >Okay, but tradebacks >Okay, Yes tradebacks. >Swap cards >mfw card is f------ fake >"W--, aaron, this is fake" 1 Reply >"Nah, anon. By all I know, its real" >"No i dont care, I want my card back" >"No, I said no tradebacks" >W-- >He runs away >I never see him again. He moved or something >F--- you, aaron. View Thread

Anon is a NEET wagie. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be wagie >computer is in the corner of the office where nobody can see screen >post on 4chan all day im basically a NEET but now I get paid and cant go outside as much >>50631143 # 05/01/19(Wed)08:32:11 No.50631056 >>50631191 # : Anonymous >>50631056 # >computer is in the corner of the office where nobody can see screen You realize your bosses can monitor all of your internet traffic, right? They can see every image you enlarge and read every post you make. 05/01/19(Wed)08:43:25 No.50631143 : Anonymous >>50631143 # I work for a small company, 21 employees. There is no infrastructure and I'd highly doubt that Fergus the IT guy is monitoring my internet traffic. Even if he is, hello Fergus. >>50631208 # 05/01/19(Wed)08:49:18 No.50631191 >>50631204 # >>50631214 # : Anonymous >>50631204 # F--- : Anonymous 05/01/19(Wed)08:51:30 No.50631204 >>50631191 # Hi Mark 05/01/19(Wed)08:52:31 No.50631208

Anon tries Reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB JPG 11/28/18 (Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw

Anon is different | /r/Greentext

File: 1352472167068.jpg-(105 KB, 960x640, image.jpg) Anonymous (ID: XOUJKHrL) 11/09/12 (Fri)09:42:47 >Be in preschool >Uncircumcised >Kid notices in bathroom >Later that day in a group with other boys and girls >Kid says my pee pee is different >Other kids want to see >Show them >They want to touch it >why not >Let them >They pull back my foreskin repeatedly and touch the head >Feelsgoodman.jpg >My pee pee gets bigger >One of the little girls screams >Female teacher comes over >ohshit >The kids' parents are informed And that was the end of my teaching career

Anon is normal (?) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.08 MB PNG 08/08/22(Mon)15:17:10 No.69730612 Is this normal? >Meet random perrson on game >We hit it off, immediately become good friends >The next day i don't wanna talk to her anymore and consider blocking Whats wrong with me? I just feel like i just change my personality to talk to ppl and it makes me feel bad.

Anon isn't a sheep | /r/Greentext

Anonymous OM 225 KB JPG 08/08/22(Mon)18:17:29 No.883539893 >As dozens of onlookers looked on, some with tears in their eyes, a barefoot man in an orange jumpsuit and red MAGA cap sobbed in a cage in a convention center in Dallas, Texas. >Attendees at CPAC, the massive annual conservative activist conference, were given bluetooth headphones, emblazoned with the word "silence," where they were invited to listen to audio accounts from January 6 defendants who have been jailed due to the Capitol riot. >Some spectators wept. Some threw money into the cage. Others came up close to mutter words of comfort and support to the emotionally distraught man inside, who was alternating sitting on a bare cot with his head in his hands, and writing sad slogans on a blackboard like "Where is Everyone?" cage https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3ppy5/cpac- marjorie-taylor-greene-and-the-capitol-riot-rage- Yeah, totally not a cult.

Anon protects nephew from killer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 124 KB JPG 05/16/18 (Wed)22:25:34 No.768814065 ITT: spooky stories >be me >serial killer kills my brother in law >tries to kill his son but he failed somehow >his son is given to me >years later, the serial killer finds my house >sends threats in the mail, s--- about how he's gonna take him away >I move houses so he won't know my address >he f------ finds my house again >more mail >I move to an island >he still f------ knows >he comes to the door >he's f------ huge >I take out my shorty, but he breaks it in one hand >ohshit.bat >he walks up to my nephew >the twisted f--- gives him a cake >"you're a wizard harry" Turns out this wasn't the serial killer after all

Anon destroys the earth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG 04/12/22(Tue)09:13:06 No.68186041 >i know what you did anon >you farted >and i can smell the greenhouse gases >anon, you can't be destroying the planet like that. your butt is releasing dangerous greenhouse gases >if you keep farting you're going to cause the earth to warm up too fast >please stop farting >do it for me anon wat do?

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